Fathering Autism #173 Quails, whales, cocktails & fairytales is what fathering autism entails

[Srsmom]

Whale…y’all go ahead and judge the tit out of me…I zoomed in. Someone please tell me that abomination of a man is NOT popping a semi chub at the site of himself in that get up on camera.
Poke my eyes out with gnarly redwood branches right damn now.

Nah, it’s just surrounded by fat and he’s outgrown his pants!

 

[MamaOneSon]

Jaysus when did Nala get so fat?!!!

And of Piggy really does all of Abbies care, why not film it? He films himself and GB caring for her all day...

Also, Abbie is never going to shower on her own, Piggy is nuts. The same thing like why is she pissed Abbie doesn't understand the concept of time? Like she's got the brain of an infant.

 

[Srsmom]

Looks like Professor Hinkle from Frosty the Snowman

 

[Bogey]

New video

"I got such a busy day....I have to try on an outfit and have my picture taken with my compost cannister. "
What a loser! Oh, and Abbie can do cereal and hair all by herself, but just on off days. Ok, SO SHOW iT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isaiah is a "dare kid". I DARE you to film Abbie styling her own top knot....no jump cuts!
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Whale…y’all go ahead and judge the tit out of me…I zoomed in. Someone please tell me that abomination of a man is NOT popping a semi chub at the site of himself in that get up on camera.
Poke my eyes out with gnarly redwood branches right damn now.

I peeked too. I think he shoved something in there.

 

[Geopie]

Feb 1 Vlog: "Does Mom Help?"
Answer: No way Jose!!!!

Pigzilla defined her role perfectly clear long ago. She is the bread earner (aka scammer).

Her involvement with Abbie consists of squeezing Abbie's cheeks and photo ops. Otherwise, Piggy does nothing, zilch, nada, zero.

On the rare occasion that Fatboy asks for help, Piggy reminds him of who is relevant and to know his role.

 

[Cardinal Rule]

Is she wearing her previous flapper fun dress backwards? Or perhaps she wasn’t brave enough to wear the plunging V in the front the last time.

Previous event:

This year:

 

[Seashellz]

Whale…y’all go ahead and judge the tit out of me…I zoomed in. Someone please tell me that abomination of a man is NOT popping a semi chub at the site of himself in that get up on camera.
Poke my eyes out with gnarly redwood branches right damn now.

Naw, that's just his Depends all bunched up..probably needs changing

 

[Srsmom]

Dress sure looks tighter and jowls fatter this year…

 

[MizBeaverhausen]

Is she wearing her previous flapper fun dress backwards? Or perhaps she wasn’t brave enough to wear the plunging V in the front the last time.

Previous event:

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This year:

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Look at the pair of them What do they look like Twatty's head piece is about to pop off her fat noggin. Somebody could lose an eye at that event. Was that crafted by Tubby, like her cowboy hat?

 

[SunnyDale]

Whale…y’all go ahead and judge the tit out of me…I zoomed in. Someone please tell me that abomination of a man is NOT popping a semi chub at the site of himself in that get up on camera.
Poke my eyes out with gnarly redwood branches right damn now.

He probably is when you consider he's pinching his size C tits.

 

[Bogey]

Is she wearing her previous flapper fun dress backwards? Or perhaps she wasn’t brave enough to wear the plunging V in the front the last time.

Previous event:

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This year:

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She couldn't get the rolly over the glove this year.

 

[cucumber]

Is she wearing her previous flapper fun dress backwards? Or perhaps she wasn’t brave enough to wear the plunging V in the front the last time.

Previous event:

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This year:

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Wow those stripes in the front are...let's just say...not good. THEY’RE BOTH HUGE

 

[PatchouliRose]

Someone better remind this schmuck that you can't compost mac and cheese. Or ranch.

 

[therealamylynn]

And she made #1 seller for January.

 

[Sweetums]

Her Instagram profile contained the added bonus: “What am I missing in this picture?” So many delightful answers are available!

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A brain.

 

[therealamylynn]

Her Instagram profile contained the added bonus: “What am I missing in this picture?” So many delightful answers are available!

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Her 3 additional chins?
Seeing her feet?
Her book, "Spell Check For Dummies"

 

[Bogey]

And she made #1 seller for January.

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All jokes aside, she looks unwell. And, this is the picture she went with. She must look like death walking IRL.

 

[Gina]

And she made #1 seller for January.

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How does she get #1 ??? I don’t get it. Who the f would buy make- up from her? Are there that many humpers? I wonder if Candy cane Lane helps her out every month. Or she buys her own stuff. There is no way she is selling that much. I wonder how much she sold. Ugh it makes me sick.

 

[therealamylynn]

I wonder how much she sold.

Enough that it gained her an additional 1-2K bonus on top of what her commission from her down line sold and her personal sales.

 

[Vegan for the Animals]

We all know that Fat duck Priscilla is all for targeting cancer patients to sell her Slimelife to, so I’m quite sure they didn’t go to that event out of the goodness of their hearts. They never do anything for others, only themselves. It would be an opportunity to network as well as to stuff their faces and get pished.