Fathering Autism #173 Quails, whales, cocktails & fairytales is what fathering autism entails

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WowMeowMeowWow said:
Which one of you here identifies as the title of this song? 😂😂😂

Facebook comments are popping off a bit this evening.
LMAO!
The typical…”How Rude” rebuttal….Kate Straus is the Humper leader tonight.
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Hey Wow!
You're confusing me. I know I'm not a know-it-all like Ass and a top guru like Big P but i adore anything you post. Even if I don't get it...🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love forever & ever, from Cukey 🥒
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
cucumber said:
Hey Wow!
You're confusing me. I know I'm not a know-it-all like Ass and a top guru like Big P but i adore anything you post. Even if I don't get it...🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love forever & ever, from Cukey 🥒
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Cukes…there was a person commenting on last nights vlog under the name of Joanne. They were slaying the humpers. My post was in regards to that FB interaction. The post was a bit cryptic and fell flat on its ass. 🤦🏼‍♀️ It was a honker. It happens! 😂 I hope I have cleared thingth up a little.
Love YOU forever and ever! 😘😘😘😘😘
Eeeeeeehhhhh Eeeehhhhhh!
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Bogey said:
I wonder where Jack O'Connor is today.
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Just a guess….but I feel like Jack O’Connor is still tattling with us today. 😻
 
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Ope. Fatty Patty is on the move again. Brittany better stock up on cheese so the pig doesn't go into a fit of rage.
 
CoffeeMomof2 said:
Yay, bread bakers! Pizza dough, foccacia, rye loaf:

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I damn near choked on my coffee at how proud ol' Priscilla is at her anemic, underproofed, underdeveloped, improperly temped loaves of bread.

They're leaning in to this urban homestead thing hard; the breadbaking is a Big Deal for the lady of the homestead so Atha's convinced her to figure that tit out. Don't be surprised if canning makes an appearance shortly!

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I'm really looking forward to their canning adventures. It's a lot less forgiving than bread but there is no better way to enjoy fresh bread than with some homemade jam.

Gosh.
Watching them duck up for all to enjoy on this "homesteading" adventure is a lot of fun. :cool:
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I would suspect that next we’ll see a cow 🐄 in the back yard…you know…for fresh milk and…wait for it…CHEESE!!! 🧀!! Mooooo!!
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DairyleaD said:
What I really want to know is how can someone with such a huge head be so stupid?!
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Because it’s empty! Haha!
 
The only reason for a bedtime skincare live is that Princess P didn’t feel she had received enough praise for her new cut and color. So she spent time preening for her audience.

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First up: the dreaded makeup remover spray. She always grimaces like it is rotting her face off. That has to be good for sales.

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Next up: Junior comes upstairs to say goodnight to Mommy and Daddy. How sweet! Humpers go wild!

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Junior said he had been working on paperwork and felt sluggish so he had a little solo dance party in his shack. Mama Pig immediately tried to hustle having them dance together for views. She pushed, he rejected the offer. But you know Piggy wins out over her brow beaten boy so the sway together for a few seconds.

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He leaves and after seconds of swaying that frame, she is winded.

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The best part was AssA asking from bed what happened to her eyebrows. She had them waxed so they’re even more non-existent. Now all four brows are fleshy lumps. Good Night Tattlers!

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Cardinal Rule said:
The only reason for a bedtime skincare live is that Princess P didn’t feel she had received enough praise for her new cut and color. So she spent time preening for her audience.

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First up: the dreaded makeup remover spray. She always grimaces like it is rotting her face off. That has to be good for sales.

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Next up: Junior comes upstairs to say goodnight to Mommy and Daddy. How sweet! Humpers go wild!

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Junior said he had been working on paperwork and felt sluggish so he had a little solo dance party in his shack. Mama Pig immediately tried to hustle having them dance together for views. She pushed, he rejected the offer. But you know Piggy wins out over her brow beaten boy so the sway together for a few seconds.

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He leaves and after seconds of swaying that frame, she is winded.

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The best part was AssA asking from bed what happened to her eyebrows. She had them waxed so they’re even more non-existent. Now all four brows are fleshy lumps. Good Night Tattlers!

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This boy is tragic. He is sooooo messed up.
 
MizBeaverhausen said:
Just as Twatty decides to be a bread maker, they move the one piece of exercise equipent out of the house 🥴 🐽 🐽 🥴
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The timing is impeccable. 😂
It was just a few weeks ago that PawPawLovesPork offered to buy the magical Peloton. Pig & Izzy were not keen on the sales opportunity. LOL! Now they are moving it to the garage. Sigh…..
PawPaw wonders if she has changed her mind. He would ask, but…he’s blocked….again.
You would think anyone proclaiming their love for pork would have immunity. Apparently not.
😂😂😂😂
Good day to you all.
 
WowMeowMeowWow said:
The timing is impeccable. 😂
It was just a few weeks ago that PawPawLovesPork offered to buy the magical Peloton. Pig & Izzy were not keen on the sales opportunity. LOL! Now they are moving it to the garage. Sigh…..
PawPaw wonders if she has changed her mind. He would ask, but…he’s blocked….again.
You would think anyone proclaiming their love for pork would have immunity. Apparently not.
😂😂😂😂
Good day to you all.
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Poor peloton.... gone are the days of Pig posing in her bra so Izzy can take pictures, fake sweaty workout photos, and look ma I can hike now that I am 100 lbs down posts. She is leaning full into I am fat, dumb, and useless. (Ugly part she can't help.... even with filters and badly applied makeup.)

Hey at least someone else is getting a workout getting that heavy montrosity down stairs.... the bike not the Pig.
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Cardinal Rule said:
The only reason for a bedtime skincare live is that Princess P didn’t feel she had received enough praise for her new cut and color. So she spent time preening for her audience.

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First up: the dreaded makeup remover spray. She always grimaces like it is rotting her face off. That has to be good for sales.

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Next up: Junior comes upstairs to say goodnight to Mommy and Daddy. How sweet! Humpers go wild!

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Junior said he had been working on paperwork and felt sluggish so he had a little solo dance party in his shack. Mama Pig immediately tried to hustle having them dance together for views. She pushed, he rejected the offer. But you know Piggy wins out over her brow beaten boy so the sway together for a few seconds.

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He leaves and after seconds of swaying that frame, she is winded.

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Holy tit the eye wrinkles in that 4th pic. duck crows feet they tried to take her eyes out entirely. Poor birds.
 
therealamylynn said:
She truly does have a snout.

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Her width at the widest part of her belly to the back of her ass is 5 times the width of Brittany's torso.

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Look at the size of that meaty hand hoof 🧐 Horsey is a fit woman, but looks very tiny next to Twatty. If she she looks THAT petite, can you imagine Pinky being hoof handled by Twatty? She'd disappear like a magician's assistant😂😂😂😂
 
So Piggy's feet hurt and the solution they come up with is to buy insoles. She will go back to wearing footwear that is bad for her feet once her plantar fasciitis dies down. However, the condition is the least of her worries. She has fallen arches and if it hasn't already started, her gait will be affected due to the excessive weight. She waddles when she walks which is not natural so there is probably back pain too. It's why she leans over the kitchen island all the time. The fact she is experiencing foot pain is the beginning of other things to come. I don't care what happens to her because she is a shallow, self-centered, witch who will say and do anything to suck someone's last dollar from them.

From the clip below, it's pretty obvious the company is struggling so all this crap about being #1 in sales means absolutely nothing. Piggy gets on her lives and talks about all the things she's able to afford because of Slimelife. Well, she better start preparing to scale back because the forecast for Slimelife financially is not looking so good. I am a bit obsessed with following how they're doing because I want to see them crash and burn. Maybe they'll roll out a new comp plan in the future if they're even able to hold it together because L'OCCITANE may just decide to kick them to the curb. I can't imagine the stockholders will want to continue to carry this tit company so it will be interesting what happens in the coming months. Can you imagine how Piggy would react if Slimelife was no more? The horror of losing the sisterhood and not being able to lock arms 😱

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PugliaLiving said:
Can you imagine how Piggy would react if Slimelife was no more? The horror of losing the sisterhood and not being able to lock arms 😱

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No way is Pig going to go back to rent-from-mommy days. I could see her finding a new "man" to keep up her lifestyle. (And there is plenty out there for everybody.) I don't think for a moment their marriage would survive financial down fall. She already doesn't want to be there.

And no way in hell is she on board with this urban homestead tit.

But hey it would ramp FA back up. Single dad raising a severally disabled adult daughter... would be a gold mine for at least a few more years if he played it right.
 
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