Father of Daughters #63 He uses Instagram like he’s a pensioner on Facebook

[Axatogrind]

Thread title by @rogueapostrophe, nominated by @allybongo - congrats!

Close second place was "holding aloft the selfie stick of maximum ick" by @skronkywildcat, nominated by @RestingBunchFace

Short recap:

Simon's desperately trying to make cycling popular on his main account, but it's just not happening.

He continues to be disparaging towards his family when he's not out/away on the bike.

He's suspiciously gaining thousands of new followers.

Please add any more recap stuff!

 

[skronkywildcat]

He continues to age like milk.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

My first Tattle title ever and it’s for this dusty cretin! Not sure how I feel about that but I am glad he’s at least getting a little bit of heat in his comments for all his moaning about how impoverished his life is. What a wanker.

 

[Axatogrind]

One that I think's worth mentioning in the recap is when he bizarrely thought it would be a good idea to publish a video documenting himself making a rip-off version of a Brambly Hedge book using AI text and illustrations.

It swiftly got removed and went to join his other binned content such as "Clemmie's mental load" and "Appearing to hold a selfie stick while driving in a road safety video".

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

I think FoD looking at those crappy AI pictures and deciding they were pretty much OK, compared to the wonderful originals, tells us all we need to know about his standards in life.

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

Another thousand followers magnetically attracted to the top notch Hooper content.

 

[Axatogrind]

The last of his "red" numbers (lost followers) is about to drop off the stats report.

Nothing but new followers coming from nowhere for a month.

He is the most popular boy there has ever been

 

[Bizziebody]

Give the most special boy a medal for effort.

 

[Rangoonio]

The last of his "red" numbers (lost followers) is about to drop off the stats report.

Nothing but new followers coming from nowhere for a month.

He is the most popular boy there has ever been

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If Clembot keeps giving him bot pocket money he’ll be back at the dizzy heights of 1M followers by Christmas, the special little prince

 

[allybongo]

Why is he like this?

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

Another 1k followers! This is amazing.

 

[LuBiLu]

Their accounts are up on Companies House. I don't understand it at all though

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

They continue to make plenty of money out of their kids. More this year than last. How lucky they can use it for them - that way FoD can keep his salary for himself. Problem solved!

 

[Bizziebody]

Why is he like this?

Because he is a special boy, the most special boy in all the land.

 

[Axatogrind]

Why is he like this?

I can't imagine why

 

[allybongo]

God the mother is a head case as well then

 

[fairylights2000]

I can't imagine why

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I say this kind of thing to my son all the time. He's 18 months.

 

[Emmadale]

‘We were your slaves’

Massive ick Judith

 

[rainbowlemon]

Their accounts are up on Companies House. I don't understand it at all though

I’ll have a look. Not an accountant though.

They have £72,802 in net assets.

They had 92k in cash before having to pay creditors £28,075.
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They had a really good run on the influencer world.

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

Another 1k followers. Another undeclared ad for his TV.