Father of Daughters #49 Consumerism doesn’t equal happiness. Go count your kitchens.

[Axatogrind]

If someone lowers themself enough to send you free tickets to an event, ffs at least give them the courtesy of saving your beg for other tickets to post on a different day. Holy tit, who DOES that?

 

[Coffee-Addict]

All hos savings and they beg for circus tickets sell one of your kitchens fodney - you are a disgrace

 

[Rosieee]

He busy buying followers 892 guys!

The real question is how come a Tool like him still have 892k followers. Like how ?

 

[LuBiLu]

All hos savings and they beg for circus tickets sell one of your kitchens fodney - you are a disgrace

I read that as sell one of your kidneys

 

[Rosieee]

I read that as sell one of your kidneys

He totally would if that meant getting back on the gravy train.

 

[LuBiLu]

The real question is how come a Tool like him still have 892k followers. Like how ?

Porn Bots giving him a helping hand

 

[TheSilverFox]

Porn Bots giving him a helping hand

Eww, not something I want to think about.

 

[Hatchet_job]

Tonight's post is a combination of the last two Christmas posts. Similar picture to 2019, and same complaint as 2020.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

The real question is how come a Tool like him still have 892k followers. Like how ?

Being hack hacked

 

[allybongo]

IVABs stat!

£1000 for my consultation fee or you can send payment in Desino prints.

Stop

 

[Coffee-Addict]

I read that as sell one of your kidneys

Wait - erm if there is a kidney going i will have it !

 

[Emmadale]

On the beg for FriendsFest tickets now

on the beg for friends!

 

[rainbowlemon]

Stop

Sorry hun for the aggressive fee chasing #hardtimes. I have so much stress at the mo with picking out what gifted items I want for my son Tarquin's christmas stocking with the latest company I'm working with. It's so hard being an influencer- my poor fingers are literally so sore from all the box opening. Thank you for understanding. xxx

 

[Hatchet_job]

Maybe the announcement of a push to deliver covid booster vaccines by 1 January will see FoD riding to the rescue.

 

[sassmaster3000]

Poor little FOD got such a poor response from his question about the friends experience, that he had to use some of the reviews twice. I guess that’s what happens when you want feedback about an experience in the UK but all of your bots followers are from overseas

 

[Rosieee]

Maybe the announcement of a push to deliver covid booster vaccines by 1 January will see FoD riding to the rescue.

Oh yeah what happened to our hero coming to the rescue by vaccinating people?

 

[LuBiLu]

Oh yeah what happened to our hero coming to the rescue by vaccinating people?

He probably hasn't ever done it since training. It's not content for him, as he can't film himself vaccinating people.

 

[Rosieee]

Poor FOD, decorating the tree with his 4 kids in their lovely house. How awful. There is nothing wrong with being privileged but please don't complain. Not in the world we live in.

 

[Axatogrind]

We're supposed to believe that the eldest was clamouring to get onto Daddy's shoulders to have a go at putting a star on the tree? OK

 

[sassmaster3000]

Why does he spin every interaction with his kids as something negative? We are well aware that you regret “knocking up” your girlfriend, but it’s a bit of a dick move to publish that on the internet when you know your kids will see it (or already have seen it, given how they tried to defend their mother on YouTube last year). The therapist who eventually ends up seeing those children is going to have a pissing field day.