Father of Daughters #48 Selling kids and now credit, no longer a human family chronicle

[Panstickpinkie]

You do have to wonder what all these attention hungry idiots would be doing with their lives if Instagram had never been invented? Just plodding along like the rest of us or desperately seeking fame on whatever dreary reality show would have them?

 

[FrannyGallops]

Just plodding along like the rest of us or desperately seeking fame on whatever dreary reality show would have them?

Clemmie has already tried the reality show route

 

[rainbowlemon]

Legit think it was an insider who gave us that nugget.

 

[Emmadale]

So my friend has a (just for fun) food insta page and just sent me this what she was sent as we often talk about the murky world of the insta blogger…

Sharing on here as it gives an insight into FOD’s world of bot buying. Just so crazy there’s an industry for this. And so wrong, I know we’ve said it before but surely it’s fraud to buy followers and then get ads/revenue based on follower numbers!

And what even is a high quality follower?!

 

[FrannyGallops]

And what even is a high quality follower?!

It’s a follower who will leave “” when you roll out a lame, tired dad joke. Last seen on FODs annual post about kids going back to school.

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

So sexist, so beggy, so transparent.

Next thread title right there!!

 

[Axatogrind]

If anyone here's as old as me, they might remember sellers who'd set up on the pavement of London's Oxford Street or wherever, surrounded by a gaggle of "interested people" proffering cash and gasping and pointing in amazement as the 1980s version of Simon seller showed off their fake designer watches or whatever crap they were selling. Except the "interested people" were of course just stooges, probably being bunged a couple of quid for half an hour's work

 

[EddieBeds]

Nah, don’t think so Slymon. We could dip you in a vat of it and you’d still be a

 

[Hatchet_job]

Nah, don’t think so Slymon. We could dip you in a vat of it and you’d still be a

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Good thread title!

 

[Hatchet_job]

Guess who?! Do you think this is a thinly disguised tout for free/subsidised life insurance?

 

[Panacotta]

That is hilarious given that Greg and Bella hated MoD and made comments about her and FoD on Twitter I bet Clammie knows that and is flicking the Vs in that pic

 

[Bla bla bla yawn]

Hahahahaha I bet Bella Mackie is cringing

 

[Bizziebody]

Guess who?! Do you think this is a thinly disguised tout for free/subsidised life insurance?

Must say that sack she has on isn’t doing her any favours.
Just go away Clem your 15 minutes of ‘fame’ has passed.

 

[skronkywildcat]

That is hilarious given that Greg and Bella hated MoD and made comments about her and FoD on Twitter I bet Clammie knows that and is flicking the Vs in that pic

I was going to say that! They were both very funny about the MOD/FODs on Twitter and utterly scathing.

 

[sarleyahson]

I was going to say that! They were both very funny about the MOD/FODs on Twitter and utterly scathing.

Love Greg and Bella!! Even more so now! What did they say about them? Has anyone got any screenshots?

 

[blurstoftimes]

Nah, don’t think so Slymon. We could dip you in a vat of it and you’d still be a

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Slymon wants the internet to know he's a big manly man who can handle moderately spicy hot sauces

 

[Emmadale]

So hilariously transparent they’re on the beg for new bra’s now

No it was ALL OF THEM, poor bra less Clemmie needs new ones.

Why would they all be being washed and the same time

Not a good ad for whoever gifted them before if they all got ruined!

 

[Axatogrind]

I own a similar number of bras and I'm struggling to think of a scenario where ALL of them would be laundered in one go.

Edit: Lol @Emmadale got in there first just as I was composing mine

 

[Sweettutu]

I second whoever puts their supermarket bras in the tumble. Altho my knockers are teeny tiny so nice bras add nothing to my life. Get away with teenage style trainer bras! In the same way as I have no lips, so lipstick is redundant. Lacking elements of perceived femininity is very liberating!

 

[Axatogrind]

Also 9 bras doesn't seem a lot for someone like Clemmie who has a whole kitchen dresser dressing room rammed with clothes.

I don't do a lot of dressing up, socialising and events. I keep a fairly minimal wardrobe. I can get away with a few bras for sport, a few for general daily wear and a couple for occasions (and I'm aware it's a privilege to be able to afford several). That's 9 right there before adding any "fancy" ones, greater selection of colours/styles etc.