Father of Daughters #47 Clemente, come back, the world has mostly forgotten.

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Oh goody! Slys cum face. (I apologise profusely for this…it sat heavy in my brain and I needed to get it out)

rainbowlemon said:
#Bekind hun.

It's only been two years and it IS so very traumatic having to adjust to the real world. His mother probably also hasn't sent his pocket money for this week either yet.

£100! Well done A & M you picked well. :ROFLMAO: It also says pedicure x2 + 1 gel + 1 acrylic nails.

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blurstoftimes said:
i cannot with his latest post providing wisdom and advice on taking kids to festivals like they are these cool laid back carefree parents…it’s bleeping Camp Bestival the line up includes Mr Tumble and Dick and Dom it’s not exactly taking them to boomtown is it
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He doesn’t have a clue. There were real festival goers providing that advice 10 years ago, he’s so out of touch. And with all those add ons it’s not as hard as it would be normally.
 
blurstoftimes said:
i cannot with his latest post providing wisdom and advice on taking kids to festivals like they are these cool laid back carefree parents…it’s bleeping Camp Bestival the line up includes Mr Tumble and Dick and Dom it’s not exactly taking them to boomtown is it
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it’s basically taking them to extended day care. Especially as they have nannies there. Knob.
 
What a toss pot! he’s taken then to a sanitised version of an already tame festival.

what good is his advice to anyone

how about taking kids to a festival on a budget.
or a checklist of things needed for a festival with kids (useful practical things, not sequin leotards)

he could not provide any useful advice as he’s not in the real world
 
Young teens with gel nails in the same bracket as toddlers with pierced ears for me. Trashy.

Blowing a hoolie here in the Home Counties. Shame, it’ll be cancelled. I’d rather see them stick it out pretending to have fun…. Like the Disney Florida Trip of Doom. If i recall the twins only slept on the flight to Dublin. And that’s what you get when you go for the free option, crappy connecting flights instead of BA Gatwick-Orlando direct.
 
Allgoodfuntiltears said:
He doesn’t have a clue. There were real festival goers providing that advice 10 years ago, he’s so out of touch. And with all those add ons it’s not as hard as it would be normally.
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i used to write reviews for a family festival website in exchange for free tickets for me and my daughter. I've been to all sorts with her and you know what? Overall taking a kid to a festival really isn't that fun 😂

I bet they're miserable the entire weekend, even with festival nannies and kids entertainers everywhere you turn. Camp bestival truly looks like hell on earth. So many open gobbed twats wearing pom pom head bands and leotards (yes I'm looking at you DLAM)
 
skronkywildcat said:
I think the thing about festivals with kids is that the kids are always asking for you to buy them something and never want to do the thing you want to do so you end up spending £50 on bubble guns/slushies/fairground rides and making a bleeping mud pie instead of seeing the act you really wanted to see.
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Yeessss.

Queuing for toilets, fake tattoos and overpriced food while you can faintly hear in the distance the band you really wanted to see.

Then you are finally in the right tent to see the right act, but the kids are knackered, fall asleep on the picnic rug and are nearly trampled to death by drunk dancing people.

🙃🙃🙃
 
Libertine said:
Yeessss.

Queuing for toilets, fake tattoos and overpriced food while you can faintly hear in the distance the band you really wanted to see.

Then you are finally in the right tent to see the right act but the kids are knackered, fall asleep on the picnic rug and are nearly trampled to death by drunk dancing people.

🙃🙃🙃
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this all sounds so familiar 😭 only catching up with friends at 7am when you're out buying crumpets for your kid who woke you up at sunrise and they're still awake from the night before

Influencers that carefully stage their photos to make it look like their kids just happily dance along to live music all weekend are god damn LIARS
 
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