Fashion Mumblr #44 Face warts and boils galore, stop being a skincare whore

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I’ve been watching her old vlogmas vids from a couple of years ago (whatever year she turned 30 because that’s the vlog I’m watching now) and even then she looks so much healthier, hair was a much nicer warm colour, she had her makeup tones right and she doesn’t even appear to have the warts - what has happened to her over the past two years seriously?!
 
Fanny-Dango said:
When will these tiresome, vacuous, attention-seeking bimbos realise dogs aren't toys or props for them to exploit?

It's sickening.
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When one of those dogs loses their temper and take a chunk out of them
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amarantine said:
I’ve been watching her old vlogmas vids from a couple of years ago (whatever year she turned 30 because that’s the vlog I’m watching now) and even then she looks so much healthier, hair was a much nicer warm colour, she had her makeup tones right and she doesn’t even appear to have the warts - what has happened to her over the past two years seriously?!
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Stress of running a house and those cottages she can’t afford without YouTube or her mother’s backing. Keeping a beholden husband by her side. Eating nothing but cheese and pasta and trying every skincare product under the sun. Also being in the sun too much. A multitude of reasons no doubt
 
jurassicdorset said:
When one of those dogs loses their temper and take a chunk out of them
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Stress of running a house and those cottages she can’t afford without YouTube or her mother’s backing. Keeping a beholden husband by her side. Eating nothing but cheese and pasta and trying every skincare product under the sun. Also being in the sun too much. A multitude of reasons no doubt
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Haha I would say this is a spot on analysis of why Josie looks like an ancient old witch! I would go as far as to say she looks quite pretty in this particular vlog I’m watching…who am I?!
 
Another day another disaster ….. she’s burnt her cinnamon buns 😂 can’t use an Aga to save her life !

In tonight’s vlog chav can be heard mansplaining away in the background.

He makes the wonderful suggestion of throwing Josies burnt buns at labour politicians 😂 well that’s possibly the only use they have

Reckon they have been reading my comments about how labour don’t like people with more than one house or as we have heard this week how they don’t like people living off property .

The good news is , it seems that labour aren’t increasing cgt for the sake of a second home . Although I doubt Josies ready to sell hers so it’s of no benefit to them

Am I the only one grossed out by the production of apple juice ? They are using what looks like grubby, unsanitary farm trugs (these types of trugs are often packed on the horse lorry to skip it out (skip it out is removing poo )… they are using an old yard brush to sweep the apples towards the press - if that brush has been on a farm then definitely wouldn’t want to be drinking that juice 😂 yuk
 

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She reckons she’s a member of Estelle manor . Why would she join when it’s one hour each way from her? That’s not convenient or relaxing .

She mentioned previously lala is a member. Again why?!

Is it gifted ? Or just put through the books? It’s 3,500 Pa

Maybe she has joined for just one year to see who she can network with ?

Look at her in her car 😂
 

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It is hilarious how Chaz won’t eat her cooking, but to be fair it’s all awful. I have never seen anyone try cooking so much and fail at everything. Something as easy as seeds or breadcrumbs and they are always burned. I feel like many learn from mistakes and adjust but she just keeps failing 😂 She is a disaster in the kitchen.

Remember when she was raving about her marvelous and delicious veggie stock she made with scraps video after video. Then Charlie came in and said it tasted like dishwater 🤣🤣
 
SaganandScotch said:
It is hilarious how Chaz won’t eat her cooking, but to be fair it’s all awful. I have never seen anyone try cooking so much and fail at everything. Something as easy as seeds or breadcrumbs and they are always burned. I feel like many learn from mistakes and adjust but she just keeps failing 😂 She is a disaster in the kitchen.

Remember when she was raving about her marvelous and delicious veggie stock she made with scraps video after video. Then Charlie came in and said it tasted like dishwater 🤣🤣
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I find it fascinating how bad a cook she is. I wonder what burnt her taste buds in the past because apparently she finds it all delicious. Might it have been some hot cheese?😛
 
ella1979 said:
She reckons she’s a member of Estelle manor . Why would she join when it’s one hour each way from her? That’s not convenient or relaxing .

She mentioned previously lala is a member. Again why?!

Is it gifted ? Or just put through the books? It’s 3,500 Pa


Maybe she has joined for just one year to see who she can network with ?

Look at her in her car 😂
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If she joins I’m rescinding my membership. She has a habit and reputation of breaching other members privacy at Soho Farmhouse so no thanks if she joins. Influencers should be reprimanded for breaking the rules
 
ella1979 said:
Another day another disaster ….. she’s burnt her cinnamon buns 😂 can’t use an Aga to save her life !

In tonight’s vlog chav can be heard mansplaining away in the background.

He makes the wonderful suggestion of throwing Josies burnt buns at labour politicians 😂 well that’s possibly the only use they have

Reckon they have been reading my comments about how labour don’t like people with more than one house or as we have heard this week how they don’t like people living off property .

The good news is , it seems that labour aren’t increasing cgt for the sake of a second home . Although I doubt Josies ready to sell hers so it’s of no benefit to them

Am I the only one grossed out by the production of apple juice ? They are using what looks like grubby, unsanitary farm trugs (these types of trugs are often packed on the horse lorry to skip it out (skip it out is removing poo )… they are using an old yard brush to sweep the apples towards the press - if that brush has been on a farm then definitely wouldn’t want to be drinking that juice 😂 yuk
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EAT THE RICH!!!
 
SophiaNicole said:
The sunglasses are literally on her head! stupid woman... 🤦‍♀️

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Why would she even film these disastrous looking cinnamon buns 😂😂😂

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Those Holland Cooper jeans are so unflattering, they make her look stumpy and her butt looks like she's wearing a diaper... 🥴

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Look at that big FAKE smile....So hard at work selling away to her minions 🥴

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I think she should quit trying to be blonde. She might have been as a child but now the brown roots are overpowering her and the grey/silver is not flattering. She should stop trying to be somebody she isn’t along with the cooking. There’s nothing wrong in trying but she behaves as if she is an expert on just about anything. Like that pinhead she married
 
Thought they were both very snippy with each other in this flog! Cha Cha rejecting her cauliflower cheese, saying her cinnamon buns were only good for throwing at politicians as most politicians are useless. (Put yourself forward for the job then you useless, lazy leech if you can do better*). JoHo's "thanks for the insults" remark. Are cracks appearing in her fairytale life 🙄

*please don't!!!
 
I’ve always thought things weren’t right with Chav and Josie even before they got married - they just seem to want to belittle and undermine each other all the time. Chav and his mansplaining drives me absolutely mental - in my experience only men who are not secure in themselves need to mansplain things to “prove” they’re clever and know stuff. Mind you he doesn’t work, just wanders around the house living off Josie’s money. The advent calendar he does for her every year always seems so generous and people always say in her comments how thoughtful it is and what a keeper he is - but I assume all the gifts are essentially paid for by her?!

I’ve been watching her various vlogmasses recently as I inexplicably already feel Christmassy and a couple of years ago she was definitely more tolerable. Still irritating and still had a tantrum over getting a bigger bed meaning they wouldn’t get gifted bedding, but there was definitely less shilling. Now every single vlog is just sell sell sell. Notice she’s not done any skincare for a bit though…
 
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