Fashion Mumblr #37 The wedding’s over, they sold their merch, but has Splainer been to clean the church?

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Her hair looks literally grey. I don’t understand why she pays top dollar to look over twice her age. Freddy’s warmer shade of blonde is so much more flattering.

Whoever put the bride’s man in the center of the group photo needs fired. He looks like the groom.

All of that money spent on flowers but she didn’t think to hire someone to wrap bouquets for her after the fact? Seems like a waste of energy when she should have been…I don’t know…celebrating with your new husband and guests.

I have a lot of pages to catch up on but I still haven’t seen Victoria or any of that crew. How do you get invited to spend holidays and weekends at someone’s house but not get invited to their wedding? This is absolutely bizarre to me!
 
lululamb said:
Goodness tonights video is 1hr 20mins and called "how we feel after the wedding, an emotional Q&A"
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I will save it and watch it while I'm working from home on Tuesday so I don't feel like my time has been wasted!
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Yeah, not sure I can get through it in one go. They’ve always got that adversarial way of conversing on camera, talking over each other, she often looks bored when she can’t speak whilst she’s waiting him out (instead of actively listening), and just the bragging of how perfect their wedding was 🙄…

But what IS fascinating is how much control she has to exert over her mouth when not talking. She’s constantly wrangling her lips about. This is a woman who has lost the run of her teeth.

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Ja’mieKing said:
Her hair looks literally grey. I don’t understand why she pays top dollar to look over twice her age. Freddy’s warmer shade of blonde is so much more flattering.
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Does she still use purple shampoo? I remember she went through a phase of over using it and her hair had a lavender tint. It can be really bad for your hair and hair colour it can also make your hair difficult to lift at your next hair appointment.
 
Chav - points and says how he bought Lala a potted rose years ago- then he states how "we" work with Elemis a lot (we?!), one minute sobbing re going to take flowers to her dad, the next on that day stood there flogging Elemis creams in the middle of a rose farm couldn't make it up!

Im clueless why brands want to work with her and his drivel.
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She has to make such effort to get her lips over her teeth to close her mouth. I can't imagine having a lot of dental treatment and still having the overbite issue like this
 
ella1979 said:
Chav - points and says how he bought Lala a potted rose years ago- then he states how "we" work with Elemis a lot (we?!), one minute sobbing re going to take flowers to her dad, the next on that day stood there flogging Elemis creams in the middle of a rose farm couldn't make it up!

Im clueless why brands want to work with her and his drivel.
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She has to make such effort to get her lips over her teeth to close her mouth. I can't imagine having a lot of dental treatment and still having the overbite issue like this
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Yes! I came across an old vlog from around 6 years ago the other day and she looks so much better! Is it all the free (botched) treatment or has she actually paid for this disaster??!
 

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It was stressful for chav because he wanted to make it special for Josie - shouldn't that be for both of them? I don't think he was all that sold on having a wedding other than it increasing his entitlement to the marital assets . he then states he has a full time job?!! omg! what is this job chav?😂
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I think they have lost the spark bu not going away on honeymoon immediately .. leaving it until jan which will be their normal winter break re hashed for PR as a honeymoon is a mistake for them as a couple. Spending a week going through social media videos isnt what should happen after a wedding imo .
 
Watching them sitting at the garden doing Q&A, made me realize why that lovely property wasn't sold much quicker than it did, having in mind all the hype that alleged Harkle duo interest to purchase it generated. During about an 1h of answering the questions and talking about the wedding in front of that live fence wall that separates their garden and car park, it became painfully obvious how busy that little parking lot actually is, with people, bicycles and cars passing by every few minutes. At the same time, every 5-10 minutes, the plane would flew over the house. Although seemingly fairly private and tucked in greenery, the garden is actually, at least in that part, rather noisy and lacking privacy. People and cars could be actually seen through sparse live fence. This makes me even more surprised that their garden designers opted for linear design right next to that fence, knowing that.

Second wedding dress is as underwhelming as the first one. I'm sorry, I can't grasp on improvised appearing sleeves in both cases. Like the sleeves were made in rush few hours before the wedding and aunt Judy attached them without glasses.

I didn't care much for hairdos either. I've seen Josie's hair looking much healthier voluminous and bouncy than it was on the actual day. The shine was gone, like all the procedures that she went through before the wedding were too much for her hair. It's still great hair, but it looked tired and lifeless.

That 'shoulder action' dancing thing was a bit of cringe.

I was fan of her transitional dental journey phase, that she called 'bunny-ish'. I feel that shape and size suited her perfectly. I don't blame the dentist - he obviously did what he felt was the best for her face, but she insisted on 'big smile' so he simply gave the customer what they wanted and paid for. And 'composite bonding' were actually most probably the veneers. it's more than obvious that she didn't just closed the gaps created during Invisaline process. Which is fine, she just should have go for the size her dentists suggested.

While Char's elaborating on wedding guest list made lots of sense, it's difficult not to spot few obvious contradictions to his 'closest friends and family' concept. Obviously, they choose what they are going to show on social media, but, somehow it doesn't seem likely that we never saw or heard about Freddy staying over. The same goes for two Ems. At the same time, people 'they like hanging out with, but are not close friends' have been seen in Rectory more than once.
 
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