Fashion Mumblr #29 Puffing up egos and lips in Charleston, but when will she get her sodding teeth done

[NomDePlume]

you could check rightmove to see if it was sold recently.

There are no new sales listed. Rightmove doesn't show Strawtop either. Looks like their records are behind. Strawtop is updated on another site but shows no sales after Strawtop.

 

[Ch21]

Yes sales aren’t updated. I’m still getting contacted by agents even though I sold my house in march.

 

[IneverKnewmylogin]

If they did buy then she's behaving contrary to type. Would have expected her to be bragging and begging for freebies and discounts by now. Why have they been quiet? Unless they bought and didn't have the money to start any reno work. Would make sense to buy the property next door for maintenance and cleaning.

Chav keeps shouting about and exciting announcement coming up…. She has mentioned it too… I think they want people to ask more…. She will definitely need to do something big as the gap between her ..Freddy/Frow/emily C and em sheldon (even Lyds due to Ali’s work ethic) is widening … she’s now flogging levels of Gemma Louise Miles and the likes

 

[Queenfairy]

Rightmove takes about 3 months to update I believe…. I’m sure they would have announced by then

 

[IneverKnewmylogin]

Oh dear more Chav feed and Dexter can’t get far enough away from him…. Then the odious pair have a treasure hunt for hotel chocolat … CRINGE…. Chav does lots of Chavsplaining

 

[HippyHoppy]

Sorry that I am late to the party. The curtains I am reliably informed look much nicer in the flesh than on the flog although still not my taste.

They were told that they could invest in specialist secondary glazing but it would cost an absolute fortune due to all the specifications they would need to meet and the glazing would have to be totally bespoke - there is a Scottish company that specialises in buildings such as Josie's but they don't do freebies and she is too mean to pay.

Everyone in the area is co-ordinating efforts to help in the Ukrainian crisis - be that fund raising or offering accommodation. Let's just say they are too up themselves to offer help in any way. Not renowned for their generosity in this here neck of the woods.

Was chatting to a neighbour about this and that when the bold Josie and Chav popped up in the conversation. This lovely lady asked me if they were divorcing soon as she thought they had broken up - which I think shows that not all is well with their relationship. I might not like/admire or respect them but it is better to break up than to be in such an obviously unhappy relationship.

 

[NomDePlume]

Sorry that I am late to the party. The curtains I am reliably informed look much nicer in the flesh than on the flog although still not my taste.

They were told that they could invest in specialist secondary glazing but it would cost an absolute fortune due to all the specifications they would need to meet and the glazing would have to be totally bespoke - there is a Scottish company that specialises in buildings such as Josie's but they don't do freebies and she is too mean to pay.

Everyone in the area is co-ordinating efforts to help in the Ukrainian crisis - be that fund raising or offering accommodation. Let's just say they are too up themselves to offer help in any way. Not renowned for their generosity in this here neck of the woods.

Was chatting to a neighbour about this and that when the bold Josie and Chav popped up in the conversation. This lovely lady asked me if they were divorcing soon as she thought they had broken up - which I think shows that not all is well with their relationship. I might not like/admire or respect them but it is better to break up than to be in such an obviously unhappy relationship.

Thanks so much for the info. They won't break up, she needs to sell her cottage core fantasy to the viewers who buy into her fakery. Absolutely dislike those curtains and the colour even more.

I'm not surprised they are not liked in the village. She probably saw herself as the squire when she moved into The Olde Rectum, ready to rule and lord over everyone else - all while begging for freebies of course.

 

[IneverKnewmylogin]

So whilst I was on Instagram looking at the dog clips folk post… lookielook what was on the grid…. Chav chargrilling outside … probably raw inside…

Thanks so much for the info. They won't break up, she needs to sell her cottage core fantasy to the viewers who buy into her fakery. Absolutely dislike those curtains and the colour even more.

I'm not surprised they are not liked in the village. She probably saw herself as the squire when she moved into The Olde Rectum, ready to rule and lord over everyone else - all while begging for freebies of course.

I can’t imagine either of them would ever be truest happy or laugh unless there was a freebie or camera nearby …. They just aren’t likeable characters… unpopular opinion but if you were at a party and met Lyds and Ali - they would be able to hold a conversation with you ( general chit chat - nothing deep) Chav would Chavsplain and Joho … well she’d lip smack slurp and her accent would flip around she’d be hard to understand … whilst she flicked the hair and wafted her dress… even Frow and her husband (who I think are too edgy for me) you’d be able to talk fashion… TL peops I really try to see good in everyone - so I don’t like being down on Chav and Joho … but I’m struggling with these 2

 

[2017dan92]

Not going to lie, she looks super lush in her last video on YouTube. She actually looks youthful.

 

[NomDePlume]

Not going to lie, she looks super lush in her last video on YouTube. She actually looks youthful.

Sorry, nothing appealing to see. One minute in, she drives with a heatless curler in her hair (desperate for comments again?), says "Yass" (puke worthy) and parks worse than an eighty-year-old.

 

[IneverKnewmylogin]

Sorry, nothing appealing to see. One minute in, she drives with a heatless curler in her hair (desperate for comments again?), says "Yass" (puke worthy) and parks worse than an eighty-year-old.

Is that Chav or lala’s lurking account… ? Was this the topic of the team meeting … okay team get on TL and post gushing comments about me… I’m manifesting TL will become the place where everyone will see my greatness… but maybe she looks her age today …I just glanced at the transcript and from the rambling I’d say a Luke warm mess!

 

[Allexie01]

Sorry, nothing appealing to see. One minute in, she drives with a heatless curler in her hair (desperate for comments again?), says "Yass" (puke worthy) and parks worse than an eighty-year-old.

Pfffft she starts out plugging heartless curls and then finishes by trying to flog us the new Dyson AirWrap.....such a hypocrite!!

Her new fave.....has she lost her marbles or her sheep???

Her lips are now so overfilled they look lumpy and have lost all definition!

 

[NomDePlume]

Is that Chav or lala’s lurking account… ? Was this the topic of the team meeting … okay team get on TL and post gushing comments about me… I’m manifesting TL will become the place where everyone will see my greatness… but maybe she looks her age today …I just glanced at the transcript and from the rambling I’d say a Luke warm mess!

Either Charchar, Lala or one of her acolytes who haven't realised yet what a con she is. Looked this one up, she's all over other pages yapping about people who look older than 45 years blah blah blah and here she is throwing out the jealousy card - seems a bit unhinged.

Edit:
I see she has now deleted her comment but left the one about Josie looking ever so lush... must be Lala for sure.

Can't believe she's openly begging for another Skyglass TV. She got hers as a freebie. Her greed knows no bounds.

 

[Hass]

The only thing that I can remember from the vlog is that big organza bow - I have only ever seen that in either children (8 years old) or in theatre productions (costume for actor ) of the Little Bow Peep who lost her sheep.

 

[NomDePlume]

* She's been reading TL again and is addressing the fact that some find it odd that she gardens in dresses. Hi, Josie She says gardening is only a hobby for her so she wants to look pretty. Actually, it's to link your affiliates, Josie.
* Now that Jac has been discussed on both her thread and Lydia's, she suddenly mentions her gardener Jac.
* Also addresses what we have discussed here, her stupid pose with her hand above her head. FYI Josie, if your eyes were so sensitive to sun, you'd not have you sunglasses on your head permanently. Also, FYI laser surgery affects the ability to see in the dark, but not the sun issue, my dear.
* The latest person she is attempting to attach to for followers is Julia Berolzheimer.
* Says the outfit she sees in the mirror looks a lot better than what the camera is showing. No, it simply doesn't look as good as you imagine in your head.
* She also addresses us talking about her Dior dressing gown coat. Monastic was the right word she chose. She looks like a monk in all her long oversized coats and dresses that she drowns in. White Dior to the garden centre. Smell the desperation, it's like manure...
* Did she throw shade at Lidl with the riding pants??? Pants weren't great on her, so good thing she doesn't ride, but happy to link the affiliate before she sells it.
* She confirms that the old tree in the corner is on its way out. For now, it will get a climbing rose but she really wants it gone.
* Arrogantly says there isn't another channel like hers where you can do both gardening and unbox a Dyson. Does she ever stop to hear herself? Jack of all trades but master of none.
* She deliberately pulls weird faces at the end in hopes of someone taking a screenshot for an avatar. Tell me you're hungry for attention without telling me.
* Love how she's suddenly pretending she's going to be gifting some of her freebies to friends. People are noticing how greedy she is. None of her things will go to a worthy charitable cause.
* Screenshot of her handwriting. It makes me think a bit of Meghan Markle's with its exaggerated flourishes. I have an interest in graphology. Her big flourishes say a lot about her...

Check the height of her legs against the coffin beds. Should the little Cotswold dwarf do a shout out for a little ladder freebie?

 

[IneverKnewmylogin]

* She's been reading TL again and is addressing the fact that some find it odd that she gardens in dresses. Hi, Josie She says gardening is only a hobby for her so she wants to look pretty. Actually, it's to link your affiliates, Josie.
* Now that Jac has been discussed on both her thread and Lydia's, she suddenly mentions her gardener Jac.
* Also addresses what we have discussed here, her stupid pose with her hand above her head. FYI Josie, if your eyes were so sensitive to sun, you'd not have you sunglasses on your head permanently. Also, FYI laser surgery affects the ability to see in the dark, but not the sun issue, my dear.
* The latest person she is attempting to attach to for followers is Julia Berolzheimer.
* Says the outfit she sees in the mirror looks a lot better than what the camera is showing. No, it simply doesn't look as good as you imagine in your head.
* She also addresses us talking about her Dior dressing gown coat. Monastic was the right word she chose. She looks like a monk in all her long oversized coats and dresses that she drowns in. White Dior to the garden centre. Smell the desperation, it's like manure...
* Did she throw shade at Lidl with the riding pants??? Pants weren't great on her, so good thing she doesn't ride, but happy to link the affiliate before she sells it.
* She confirms that the old tree in the corner is on its way out. For now, it will get a climbing rose but she really wants it gone.
* Arrogantly says there isn't another channel like hers where you can do both gardening and unbox a Dyson. Does she ever stop to hear herself? Jack of all trades but master of none.
* She deliberately pulls weird faces at the end in hopes of someone taking a screenshot for an avatar. Tell me you're hungry for attention without telling me.
* Love how she's suddenly pretending she's going to be gifting some of her freebies to friends. People are noticing how greedy she is. None of her things will go to a worthy charitable cause.
* Screenshot of her handwriting. It makes me think a bit of Meghan Markle's with its exaggerated flourishes. I have an interest in graphology. Her big flourishes say a lot about her...
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Check the height of her legs against the coffin beds. Should the little Cotswold dwarf do a shout out for a little ladder freebie?
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Let’s not forget the reappearance of the pond! Oh and more johosoho content after comments she hadn’t been … banned… Chav is getting his wish for height … oh and the whole water feature… reading how ugly TL thinks it is and gravestone like… that was awkward- they don’t actually have conversations… he wasn’t interested in what she was saying about lala and her old garden … he just wanted to Chavsplain about yard they got the stone trough and post in…. Also she mentioned about her back … how caring was Chav - so concerned….
Joho if reading this please tell Dyson to be more ergonomic in their design … that box is off and their vacuums are not ergonomic either… hellos sky!! so glad we left sky and are now with BT

 

[v_kaydubz]

Surely this "Poe" is being sarcastic, right? Or, it's one of their fake accounts lol

I'm up to the party in her latest video where Josie is explaining how laser surgery has made her eyes very sensitive to light and makes her practically blind in the dark. I do not refute this at all - it is true that laser eye surgery does that. But then she went on to use that as an excuse for not being able to work in a restaurant. She said that the ambient lighting would cause her to spill wine everywhere. Okay, so why do you frequently eat at restaurants, at night, when it ambient lighting? Wouldn't you just spill your food and drinks everywhere? Just be honest - you just don't want to work in a restaurant- and that's okay!

 

[NomDePlume]

Surely this "Poe" is being sarcastic, right? Or, it's one of their fake accounts lol

Wouldn't put it past them to post from a fake account. Years ago Charlie posted a good review on Lala's guesthouse after some bad reviews. Guests were not impressed with the owner's daughter's unhelpful attitude. The guesthouse was advertised as a 'spa' because Lala added an indoor pool and a wooden tub outside. The guests had to pay an extra fee if they wanted to use the tub. It wasn't a spa, it was a guesthouse with a pool.

Josie is feeling the heat about her so-called gardening in her floofy frocks, so it's either them clapping back at criticism or a clever person who hid their sarcasm well. I also wouldn't put it past one of her disciples to write such misplaced praise. Or a Lydia watcher who still doesn't get that Lydia and Josie are the exact same animal. Lydia is simply more overt and louder.

 

[IneverKnewmylogin]

She just doesn’t do much anymore … is it me… but the vlogs are just flogs and even when she is in London she never does much… did she ever! I was late to the Joho experience and have only really watched old flogmas flogs and trip ones… but the trips have dried up… and she can’t blame covid as Freddy/Frow/Emily Canham all have loads of Freddie trips recently …
Re previous comment about someone talking to a neighbour of the gruesome twosome… you mean the faux ild defender hasn’t made the villagers fall at their feet and appreciate their greatness????

 

[Don't Drink the Kool Aid]

Hi all, newbie/lurker here!

I remember this nutter from my GG days, hence why I follow her thread with interest (I also live in the same part of the world as her, which makes it extra-hilarious).

I'm just watching her 'luxury bag collection' video rn (with many pauses because jfc she's annoying) and I've just realised who she reminds me of: my boss. Now my boss is a fairly well-meaning person, and is nowhere near on the same kind of narc-level as Grossie, but omg the accent, the faux-toffery and the blatant insincerity is SOOO familiar it's actually making me giggle.

Also I'm a designer bag lover myself (have a small collection from the days when I actually had disposable income) and omg she needs a smack for how she treats her bags! I've got bags from PRIMARK that I look after better than this

Ok so I hit post waaaaaay too soon. She has a STAMP stuck to the inside lining of a VALENTINO...what a scruffy little mare she really is. I'm honestly disgusted by how little care she shows her things, although to be fair given how much she's ruined her face I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that she ruins everything else as well.