She had the most heavenly 20 minutes of her life during her massage. If I think of the best 20 minutes in my life, a massage doesn't make the shortlist. Her life must be sad.
And wouldn't you know, she was overdue a pamper she said. The words "pamper", "pampering" and "pampered" are used ad nauseum.
She looked for flannels to remove her makeup with but there were none [oh the naughty, naughty Double Red Duke didn't provide]. Who uses towelling from where you stay to remove your makeup with?
She's flogging an anti-wrinkle tool and everything else under the sun.
She actually throws low-grade shade at the hairdryers provided at the Double Red Duke. It wasn't fast enough to dry her hair before she went out. Nothing to do with her bad time management and pamper session though, my darlings.
Her gnarly vegetables look the way they do because she is secretly a witch. The veg seems to mimic her personality. Someone should tell her that it is stupid to brag with your big veg because veggies taste better when picked and eaten young.
Her comments when looking at the Land Rover truly showed her lack of intelligence. Sadly, I think she was actually trying to sound intelligent and interested.
Why is Grosie so interested in super expensive high-end cars all of a sudden? Pretty sure she said in a vlog sometime last year (probably the last time I watched a vlog of hers actually) that she didn't like cars, she was scared of driving on country roads and she only drives well below the speed limit. Nothing wrong with that, but not exactly a petrol head!! All just for show and for taking pretty pictures I guess
(and of course for competing with her frenemies Lidl and Aldi
)
It is all needed for the image and "the gram" my darling. Gotta keep up with the other influenzas!
The Josefiend has no aptitude when it comes to anything remotely mechanical or intelligent. The chinless wonder is an airhead, not a petrol head.
More pampering for chinless wonder & Disney dress back on.
Looking at car leases & needless to say prick Irons Doesn't need the sales person because he KNOWS IT ALL. She does her usual lots of
1. Ummms
2. Darlings
Always does this in front of people. YOUR IMPRESSING NO ONE. Just making yourself look even more silly.
Shame you can't really afford them isn't it. Just like chav Lydiot all on the never never !!!!
I cannot stand the word 'pamper' anymore having listened to this woman use the word every two seconds during lockdown when so many people were suffering. Nor can I handle the overuse of the word "little". Everything is always her little this and her little that. In the Ibiza vlog, she even talks about Charlie's "little shoes". My disgust was such at the time that I didn't have the energy to write about it.