Fashion Mumblr #25 Disappearing chin in clouds of endless white with infected crazy eyebrows

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All this car talk is utterly pathetic. They don't have a pot to piss in. All on lease & mortgages. I or any of you could live this fake life if we so chose. Personally my best achievement was the day I made my last mortgage payment I was delighted to think I own it 100% & a new car every 3 years brought & paid for. They could lose all this charade in a blink of an eye. All of them need a wake up call. We all know property values can drop as quick as they rise . Negative equity will always be lurking round the corner. They will all come unstuck in the next couple of years. Their ridiculous jobs have very bold prominent SELL BY DATES. Younger more creative people will push them in the ditch. Look at the 90s supermodels . Who ? & those of us who remember them where are they now ? And they had chins & nice teeth !!!! Rant over.
 
She was the closing act in Freddy my snooze fest channel, all drunk and loud, there's little appreciation for the kind of person she is, but she has to at least admit that Freddy is plain mean showcasing her like that, all this talk about being classy and elegant, then she gets drunk out of her mind, and her supposed friend parades it for her 1.2 million subs.
Well, I suppose similar people are drawn to each other

Being a recovered alcoholic myself I can definitely be sympathetic and heartfelt when I see people getting wasted what stops me with her is her lack of humbleness and the Hyacinth Bucket in her comes racing to the surface. Well there were many episodes where Hyacinth was wrecked. Oh how the mighty fall. Difference is that is comedy Josephine is suppose to be trying to make a living. I’m sure Pandora weren’t too amused. Work lunches and dinners are tricky things.

When I worked at the Universities I’ve lectured and worked at, the stories I could tell! The most respected Professors creakingly boring to most but a few drinks in them they’re out of this world to put it mildly. Even though I was an alcoholic for over 20 years nobody saw me out of control. You could say I was high functioning one. I had a career that was conditional on keeping my tit together never mind my field but when you lecture and do research you have to be on top. Josephine will run the risk of being exploited by Freddy and herself if she doesn’t control herself at public events. Companies do judge worse than what we do on here. I never got fired, I got tenure on the condition I sorted my problems out, they were very astute and discreet about it which I was eternally grateful for. I did and when I was considered again I got it. Fortunately I had a brilliant support system both at the University and my family. It’s never too late to change things that are to work for you and others or against.
 
She’s looking to see what she can sell on eBay and add affiliate links to.
If Pandora let her keep ALL of those items, you better bet they will be showing up on ebay soon. I see her keeping 1 at the most since they retail at over $1000 each. She had 2 rings, 2 bracelets, a necklace, earrings... so much I couldn't even keep count.

How many times did she mention Mazda clearly hoping to get one free, then she constantly mentions about the extras on the car she was driving well what did she expect on a Porsche , if she can afford that stop moaning about the cost of extras
Exactly and no offense, the gap between a free MAAAAAZDA and a paid for Porshe/Audi/Land Rover is wide and you cannot ever compare them. Like an apple an an orange. Clearly she is just looking for a fancy car to impress the locals who will see right through it and see them for who they are. POSERS! lol

I think she's on the beg for a long term loaner big time...
 
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I actually don't understand her need to show her wealth, if you don't have the 15k for the extras of her new car, then why would you buy it?
this need to impress everyone is so not worth it. you either have the money or not.
In my country we have a saying, it's in Spanish so apologies if it's not allowed, it says, te arropas hasta adonde alcanza la sabana, it translates to 'you cover yourself up until your sheets reach', basically not to overspend money you don't have.
If I were her and a Mazda has all those things she wants and needs, why not save the money and buy a car that you know well?
 
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On the beg again! He must be glued to TL as I checked out the insta story and it’s now got loud music over it….

Nothing says come stay at our holiday cottage like this!!!!…. Sure ….stay here and don’t give us a glowing review/tip and Chav will come round and visit with his big knife …
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The car thing I don't get - I'm a big believer in buying the best car you can afford for safety/performance/comfort and I'd rather have a better car with fewer 'extras' than a lower-end model with all the bells and whistles.
I'd far rather have a car which is going to come out of a crash better than one with a heads-up display
 
'Embracing the tones and textures of my surroundings'.....and looking like a sack of potatoes while doing it!! I've never understood why she thinks she looks good with a belt tied up in a big scrunchy, untidy bow? Just makes her look even more dumpy.

I mean it's basically rubbish when you've heavily edited the colours of the photo in Lightroom...
 

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The car thing I don't get - I'm a big believer in buying the best car you can afford for safety/performance/comfort and I'd rather have a better car with fewer 'extras' than a lower-end model with all the bells and whistles.
I'd far rather have a car which is going to come out of a crash better than one with a heads-up display
The problem I have with her when it comes to cars is that she fancies herself as a petrol head. Her dad was one and well respected in those circles. I knew of him through the Jaguar car club and other classic car clubs which members know each other through. which I’m still a member of. (Jaguar that is) Peter Fear founded the Monday Club. From my recollection he was a Ford man which my ex husband was too. She doesn’t know a thing about motors yet she thinks if she rents them she knows her stuff. When I started driving back in the 70s all we could drive were Lada, Dacia, Škoda and if you were very lucky a Volkswagen. I hated my Lada more than I hated Communism it really was a pile of tit. I would have had better and faster luck getting a donkey to take me everywhere. The local gypsies in their wagons and horse drawn rickshaws went faster than me. The head of the local Stasi that lived up the road drove a Mercedes and that’s how he could be recognised. When I defected and settled etc my first Western car was a Fiat Panda it was so rattly and the insides weren’t upholstered and were bare metal. Then I got established and married well got my first Jaguar and bought classic ones ever since I could afford them. Why? Because they’re bloody nice rides especially my XJ6 I also have a Daimler too. I built three of them from bare bones and restored 2 in my spare time. Cars are very personal things and if people chose more modest cars that’s their right and shouldn’t be weaponised the way I feel Josephine implies. My cars get a lot of attention positive and negative. The amount of vandals near them too. Both men and women I’ve witnessed doing it. It’s sad and annoying. To live her life through her Dad is not right. I love cars and that’s how I use to relax under a car fixing it, restoring or whatever. She wouldn’t go under a car nor know how to repair so that’s my gripe with her. She also is more than happy to destroy the cars by letting her hounds throw up in them and scuff the leather. I also don’t like the way in the past she’s implied that women can look and hire cars but nothing more. I’ve met many women who are fellow petrol heads that dress like Freddy at car auctions, shows and fests that could do a three point turn in heels in a Daimler with their eyes shut. That could change a carburettor without chipping a nail. It wasn’t my husband who taught me mechanics, it was a beautiful lady who was a distant cousin of his. Titled, she could have passed off as Zsa Zsa Gábor perfectly coiffed hair, removed everything out of the car and showed taught me how to rebuild it. Not a hair or nail was ruined in the process. She was the epitome of what Freddy and Josephine aspire to be like. Always wore white, never a hair out of place yet she knew more about mechanics and flew a plane for fun than any men I’ve ever met. Josephine shouldn’t assume that petrol heads are country gents and hipsters and exclusively to men with her an exception. Bloody fool she is and would get laughed at and no doubt told where to get off with her attitudes.
 
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The problem I have with her when it comes to cars is that she fancies herself as a petrol head. Her dad was one and well respected in those circles. I knew of him through the Jaguar car club and other classic car clubs which members know each other through. which I’m still a member of. (Jaguar that is) Peter Fear founded the Monday Club. From my recollection he was a Ford man which my ex husband was too. She doesn’t know a thing about motors yet she thinks if she rents them she knows her stuff. When I started driving back in the 70s all we could drive were Lada, Dacia, Škoda and if you were very lucky a Volkswagen. I hated my Lada more than I hated Communism it really was a pile of tit. I would have had better and faster luck getting a donkey to take me everywhere. The local gypsies in their wagons and horse drawn rickshaws went faster than me. The head of the local Stasi that lived up the road drove a Mercedes and that’s how he could be recognised. When I defected and settled etc my first Western car was a Fiat Panda it was so rattly and the insides weren’t upholstered and were bare metal. Then I got established and married well got my first Jaguar and bought classic ones ever since I could afford them. Why? Because they’re bloody nice rides especially my XJ6 I also have a Daimler too. I built three of them from bare bones and restored 2 in my spare time. Cars are very personal things and if people chose more modest cars that’s their right and shouldn’t be weaponised the way I feel Josephine implies. My cars get a lot of attention positive and negative. The amount of vandals near them too. Both men and women I’ve witnessed doing it. It’s sad and annoying. To live her life through her Dad is not right. I love cars and that’s how I use to relax under a car fixing it, restoring or whatever. She wouldn’t go under a car nor know how to repair so that’s my gripe with her. She also is more than happy to destroy the cars by letting her hounds throw up in them and scuff the leather. I also don’t like the way in the past she’s implied that women can look and hire cars but nothing more. I’ve met many women who are fellow petrol heads that dress like Freddy at car auctions, shows and fests that could do a three point turn in heels in a Daimler with their eyes shut. That could change a carburettor without chipping a nail. It wasn’t my husband who taught me mechanics, it was a beautiful lady who was a distant cousin of his. Titled, she could have passed off as Zsa Zsa Gábor perfectly coiffed hair, removed everything out of the car and showed taught me how to rebuild it. Not a hair or nail was ruined in the process. She was the epitome of what Freddy and Josephine aspire to be like. Always wore white, never a hair out of place yet she knew more about mechanics and flew a plane for fun than any men I’ve ever met. Josephine shouldn’t assume that petrol heads are country gents and hipsters and exclusively to men with her an exception. Bloody fool she is and would get laughed at and no doubt told where to get off with her attitudes.

even the Queen was a mechanic and truck driver in the military and she’s the QUEEN! That’s badass!
Aspiring to hoard every white or beige dress is not badass. That’s just obsessed.
 
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The problem I have with her when it comes to cars is that she fancies herself as a petrol head. Her dad was one and well respected in those circles. I knew of him through the Jaguar car club and other classic car clubs which members know each other through. which I’m still a member of. (Jaguar that is) Peter Fear founded the Monday Club. From my recollection he was a Ford man which my ex husband was too. She doesn’t know a thing about motors yet she thinks if she rents them she knows her stuff. When I started driving back in the 70s all we could drive were Lada, Dacia, Škoda and if you were very lucky a Volkswagen. I hated my Lada more than I hated Communism it really was a pile of tit. I would have had better and faster luck getting a donkey to take me everywhere. The local gypsies in their wagons and horse drawn rickshaws went faster than me. The head of the local Stasi that lived up the road drove a Mercedes and that’s how he could be recognised. When I defected and settled etc my first Western car was a Fiat Panda it was so rattly and the insides weren’t upholstered and were bare metal. Then I got established and married well got my first Jaguar and bought classic ones ever since I could afford them. Why? Because they’re bloody nice rides especially my XJ6 I also have a Daimler too. I built three of them from bare bones and restored 2 in my spare time. Cars are very personal things and if people chose more modest cars that’s their right and shouldn’t be weaponised the way I feel Josephine implies. My cars get a lot of attention positive and negative. The amount of vandals near them too. Both men and women I’ve witnessed doing it. It’s sad and annoying. To live her life through her Dad is not right. I love cars and that’s how I use to relax under a car fixing it, restoring or whatever. She wouldn’t go under a car nor know how to repair so that’s my gripe with her. She also is more than happy to destroy the cars by letting her hounds throw up in them and scuff the leather. I also don’t like the way in the past she’s implied that women can look and hire cars but nothing more. I’ve met many women who are fellow petrol heads that dress like Freddy at car auctions, shows and fests that could do a three point turn in heels in a Daimler with their eyes shut. That could change a carburettor without chipping a nail. It wasn’t my husband who taught me mechanics, it was a beautiful lady who was a distant cousin of his. Titled, she could have passed off as Zsa Zsa Gábor perfectly coiffed hair, removed everything out of the car and showed taught me how to rebuild it. Not a hair or nail was ruined in the process. She was the epitome of what Freddy and Josephine aspire to be like. Always wore white, never a hair out of place yet she knew more about mechanics and flew a plane for fun than any men I’ve ever met. Josephine shouldn’t assume that petrol heads are country gents and hipsters and exclusively to men with her an exception. Bloody fool she is and would get laughed at and no doubt told where to get off with her attitudes.
WE all know she only wants a « mega luxury « car just to be looked at and feel powerful, rich, desired… she knows duck all about duck all, and they can’t get an electric car because neither of them could figure out how to plug it in😂🥺🤣😆🧐
 
More pampering for chinless wonder & Disney dress back on.
Looking at car leases & needless to say prick Irons Doesn't need the sales person because he KNOWS IT ALL. She does her usual lots of
1. Ummms
2. Darlings
Always does this in front of people. YOUR IMPRESSING NO ONE. Just making yourself look even more silly.
Shame you can't really afford them isn't it. Just like chav Lydiot all on the never never !!!!
 
Why is Grosie so interested in super expensive high-end cars all of a sudden? Pretty sure she said in a vlog sometime last year (probably the last time I watched a vlog of hers actually) that she didn't like cars, she was scared of driving on country roads and she only drives well below the speed limit. Nothing wrong with that, but not exactly a petrol head!! All just for show and for taking pretty pictures I guess 🤷‍♀️ (and of course for competing with her frenemies Lidl and Aldi ;))
 
She had the most heavenly 20 minutes of her life during her massage. If I think of the best 20 minutes in my life, a massage doesn't make the shortlist. Her life must be sad.
And wouldn't you know, she was overdue a pamper she said. The words "pamper", "pampering" and "pampered" are used ad nauseum.
She looked for flannels to remove her makeup with but there were none [oh the naughty, naughty Double Red Duke didn't provide]. Who uses towelling from where you stay to remove your makeup with?
She's flogging an anti-wrinkle tool and everything else under the sun.
She actually throws low-grade shade at the hairdryers provided at the Double Red Duke. It wasn't fast enough to dry her hair before she went out. Nothing to do with her bad time management and pamper session though, my darlings.
Her gnarly vegetables look the way they do because she is secretly a witch. The veg seems to mimic her personality. Someone should tell her that it is stupid to brag with your big veg because veggies taste better when picked and eaten young.
Her comments when looking at the Land Rover truly showed her lack of intelligence. Sadly, I think she was actually trying to sound intelligent and interested.

Why is Grosie so interested in super expensive high-end cars all of a sudden? Pretty sure she said in a vlog sometime last year (probably the last time I watched a vlog of hers actually) that she didn't like cars, she was scared of driving on country roads and she only drives well below the speed limit. Nothing wrong with that, but not exactly a petrol head!! All just for show and for taking pretty pictures I guess 🤷‍♀️ (and of course for competing with her frenemies Lidl and Aldi ;))
It is all needed for the image and "the gram" my darling. Gotta keep up with the other influenzas! ;)
The Josefiend has no aptitude when it comes to anything remotely mechanical or intelligent. The chinless wonder is an airhead, not a petrol head.

More pampering for chinless wonder & Disney dress back on.
Looking at car leases & needless to say prick Irons Doesn't need the sales person because he KNOWS IT ALL. She does her usual lots of
1. Ummms
2. Darlings
Always does this in front of people. YOUR IMPRESSING NO ONE. Just making yourself look even more silly.
Shame you can't really afford them isn't it. Just like chav Lydiot all on the never never !!!!
I cannot stand the word 'pamper' anymore having listened to this woman use the word every two seconds during lockdown when so many people were suffering. Nor can I handle the overuse of the word "little". Everything is always her little this and her little that. In the Ibiza vlog, she even talks about Charlie's "little shoes". My disgust was such at the time that I didn't have the energy to write about it.
 
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