Family Fizz #13 C’mon kids, screw getting education! Pack your bags for yet another dream vacation!

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If you look on Darren’s insta; he is following lots of Marbella property companies now. Looks like he’s also followed lots of Dallas ones in the past too. Clearly doing his research.

I feel a move coming on.

Dallas is a very interesting choice. Makes me think even more that D has a certain political view stance. They really wish they were American 😅😅
Well they do like to use the American version of majority of words. And probably why Mia keeps wearing those cowboy boots that don't suit her
 
As someone who has read two of three(?) of her books out of curiosity, I think concept of Mia's non-fiction book was decent. For the target age I think it would be a relatable and somewhat helpful book to read, I think it also touched on anxiety too. It read like a young girls magazine (i.e. shout), but I don't remember much else. I'm not sure how old she was when she wrote it? However, the non-fiction was pretty much what you would expect, very vegan, no plot & also aggressively americanised, wouldn't recommend lol.
 
As someone who has read two of three(?) of her books out of curiosity, I think concept of Mia's non-fiction book was decent. For the target age I think it would be a relatable and somewhat helpful book to read, I think it also touched on anxiety too. It read like a young girls magazine (i.e. shout), but I don't remember much else. I'm not sure how old she was when she wrote it? However, the non-fiction was pretty much what you would expect, very vegan, no plot & also aggressively americanised, wouldn't recommend lol.
I remember being really impressed when Mia wrote awkward to awesome. I believe she was 14 when she released it and completing a project of that magnitude at that age is very commendable. But the Mia’s Life fiction books? A ghost writer wrote those. Mia *may* have had some input on plot lines but she definitely didn’t write those books and I remember Mia and FF being very coy and specific with their word choices when promoting those books as to never outrightly say Mia wrote them but just insinuate she did (ie they’d say things like “make sure you preorder Mia’s new book!”, “Exciting news Miacorns! I’m releasing a brand new book!”)

But I also don’t think releasing those fiction books was really Mia or FF’s initial idea? I think a publishing house just approached them with the deal to use their names and likeness. So yeah, the publisher’s making money because they can take advantage of a young fan base who don’t realise any better, Family Fizz are making an easy check because they don’t actually have to do anything, and whoever the real author is is happy because their name’s not going to be attached to that drivel. So it’s no wonder you found there to be no substance to those books 😂
 
Seems that comment has now been deleted. Must have struck a nerve or something

They're really killing me with not being able to take any critisism. It must be nice to be this delusional.
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As someone who has read two of three(?) of her books out of curiosity, I think concept of Mia's non-fiction book was decent. For the target age I think it would be a relatable and somewhat helpful book to read, I think it also touched on anxiety too. It read like a young girls magazine (i.e. shout), but I don't remember much else. I'm not sure how old she was when she wrote it? However, the non-fiction was pretty much what you would expect, very vegan, no plot & also aggressively americanised, wouldn't recommend lol.

Do you remember any specific parts of the book, her feelings about certain situations perhaps. I'd like to know what she actually wrote in there and if it has substance.
 
Do you remember any specific parts of the book, her feelings about certain situations perhaps. I'd like to know what she actually wrote in there and if it has substance.

Can't find the book on my kindle anymore but looks like someone uploaded the book here, you can see the pages on anxiety at the 4 minute mark. Think it's actually a very understandable and age appropriate way of approaching these topics
 
Guys.. I have way too much free time and way too much curiosity. I was able to track down what I believe to be the exact housing community they lived in during their stay in Costa Rica. While it’s not 100% guaranteed this is it, this home listing I found looks SO similar to their CR home, especially the main entrance AND its on a golf course, in a gated community, has a skate park and basketball nearby, the gym looks really similar to the ones in videos, and its a 10-15 min walk to the beach

And for those curious - it’s located in Los Almendros (a residential community) in Tamarindo, Costa Rica. It’s approximately 45 minutes from Santa Cruz and around 4ish hours to the capital city San Jose (aligns with their complaint in the “why we HAD TO LEAVE costa rica” video

And also, of course, it’s approximately $1,175,000 USD or ₡622,464,710 Costa Rican Colón (for perspective, the average yearly Costa Rican salary is ₡4,933,812 (US $9,840.35), as of April 2024)
 

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Guys.. I have way too much free time and way too much curiosity. I was able to track down what I believe to be the exact housing community they lived in during their stay in Costa Rica. While it’s not 100% guaranteed this is it, this home listing I found looks SO similar to their CR home, especially the main entrance AND its on a golf course, in a gated community, has a skate park and basketball nearby, the gym looks really similar to the ones in videos, and its a 10-15 min walk to the beach

And for those curious - it’s located in Los Almendros (a residential community) in Tamarindo, Costa Rica. It’s approximately 45 minutes from Santa Cruz and around 4ish hours to the capital city San Jose (aligns with their complaint in the “why we HAD TO LEAVE costa rica” video

And also, of course, it’s approximately $1,175,000 USD or ₡622,464,710 Costa Rican Colón (for perspective, the average yearly Costa Rican salary is ₡4,933,812 (US $9,840.35), as of April 2024)

This must be it because this looks exactly like their house back then
 
This must be it because this looks exactly like their house back then
In order for a Costa Rican to afford their house, they would have to work around 125 years on one person’s salary. I know their house was crazy big (340 sq meters or 3,660 square feet) but it’s just crazy to think of the privilege they have to be able to buy (or rent) a house this expensive and then immediately leave it in a year or two
 
Are they moving again? The house they're currently renting has just gone on sale for £3 mil, think they were renting it at ~£3k a month

I would think it was considerably more than that, though I don't know where it is exactly. I live in West London (an expensive part) and a £2 million pound flat will go for £4k+ per month. My friend rented a studio in East London (cheaper area but modern flat) and it was £2.2k per month. I really would think there was £5k++++ possibly as much as £7k depending on location
 
I would think it was considerably more than that, though I don't know where it is exactly. I live in West London (an expensive part) and a £2 million pound flat will go for £4k+ per month. My friend rented a studio in East London (cheaper area but modern flat) and it was £2.2k per month. I really would think there was £5k++++ possibly as much as £7k depending on location

My bad, I meant per week! Based off of the surrounding property lets, it's probably £12k+ a month
 
Snapchat update: for those that dont watch their snaps (its a waste of time and energy really) Darren and Georgie believe that this suplement equates to a contaseptive since G Said they dont use contraception. I dunno if they use condoms either it just seems funny to ne (in their defence they said that this isn't fool proof.)
 

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Ah yeah I looked it up as well thank you. I guess I just don’t understand the kids slang anymore 😭

Yall are not missing out. Its Just a bunch of consumerists making up new style names so they can buy whatever is trending. Like someone here said a while ago Mia never likes what she used to wear because she is Just following trends (i know this was about sienna but sienna keeps her style more lowkey and reuses old stuff more for more than one season)
 
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I added up most of the products from their morning routine and yikeeees 😬

toothpaste: £12
body wash: £32
Bottle of Evian: £2
Structured water pitcher: £219
MSM organic sulphur: £28
Water facial spray: £5
Red light cap: £1314
Red light neck device: £480
Matcha powder: £33
Castor oil: £10
Blue spirulina powder £15
Purple sea moss gel: £15
Organic tofu: £1.75
Aloe Vera juice: £13
Organic hemp seeds: £19
Protein powder: £45
Organic soya milk: £2.50
Grain-free granola: £4.50
Maca, pecan and almond butter £6.50

I just find it tough that they advocate this lifestyle that’s totally unattainable for 99.99% of their audience when the majority of the fizz fam originally subscribed because they liked watching/taking inspiration from a healthy, minimalist family whose lifestyle, habits and attitudes were far more in reach.
 
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