Falasious #3 fatlasious might be ready for the Easter bunny, but she’s only happy when she’s taking your money

[DowntoearthDawn]

Who the fuck takes snacks when going out to eat???

I did when my daughter was a toddler lol

 

[RandomAlpaca22]

I did when my daughter was a toddler lol

suppose she is essentially a giant toddler

 

[rosslee1987]

suppose she is essentially a giant toddler

She waddles like one!

 

[Jo-nos]

I'm up awaiting the big weight loss announcement I'm going for 4lbs.

 

[DowntoearthDawn]

I'm up awaiting the big weight loss announcement I'm going for 4lbs.

I’m thinking 3lbs

 

[DowntoearthDawn]

Come on Fellatio, get your story straight and let’s have the ‘loss’ this week. I’m on tenterhooks #jackonory

 

[RandomAlpaca22]

Only a 1lb loss today! Because she didn’t do her trampolining yesterday and Friday and one day she ate whatever she wanted to!

pull the other one Theresa ffs

 

[DowntoearthDawn]

As Peter Kay said ‘I can shit a pound’!

 

[instaknobs]

1lb loss when you have so much to lose is nothing. It’s basically less than a good shit.

The amount of shit she talks.

 

[Grace Kelly]

As discussed here before it’s obvious she’s not just eating the food she films on tiktok, Mark even let slip that she snacks every night on junk food.

She has some holidays coming up and she’s going to be miserable if she can’t manage to shift some of the weight, she’ll be sweltering in those tent dresses and her already puffy hands and feet with be even worse!

 

[unwanted.opinions]

Only a 1lb loss today! Because she didn’t do her trampolining yesterday and Friday and one day she ate whatever she wanted to!

pull the other one Theresa ffs

She will be claiming she’s gaining muscle next hence the small weight loss per week

 

[DowntoearthDawn]

The only thing she’s losing is interest!!

 

[seaside girl]

That breakfast was huge

 

[instaknobs]

She will be claiming she’s gaining muscle next hence the small weight loss per week

Or my best one. A pound of muscle weighs more than a pound of fat.

 

[DowntoearthDawn]

Someone has asked her what the big red blotches under her eyes are?

 

[instaknobs]

Someone has asked her what the big red blotches under her eyes are?

She not answering though. Too busy snacking

 

[gimm3more]

Or my best one. A pound of muscle weighs more than a pound of fat.

Reminds me of that Limmy sketch
Whits heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?
it’s a kilogram of steel, cos steel is heavier than feathers!

 

[Grace Kelly]

She’s eaten a shit load of food today. I don’t understand the huge breakfast then needing to eat a huge lunch, she’s just at home so not exerting herself enough to need so much food.

The size of her breakfast lunch and dinner in one day is shocking.

 

[Justrealising]

She definitely looks a lot bigger than she was 6 months ago!

 

[Jo-nos]

She's only lying to herself