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I went up there Thursday and they're well up for it. Loads of us are going and I've found a hotel as I want to surprise them so they can renew their vows whilst they're there too. Dad was in really good spirits but mum looked exhausted. We're booking a 5* hotel on the stretch that has the sea and the lagoon behind. It's got 10 swimming pools, 6 restaurants, 8 bars, a cigar room and an 18 hole golf course 😂😂😂 We've also booked their own private premium transfer from the airport with champagne. They are so excited and can't wait to see my sister and her husband and my 6yr niece. It also coincides with her birthday whilst we there. It's about £3,000 pp but sod it. All my kids are going, my in-laws and my son's partner so it'll honestly be lovely! We need to spoil mum and dad before he declines. The total of this holiday is eye-watering but who cares? 😂 They're in their 80's now and need spoiling! 💯
That sounds bloody amazing Crazy😍😍😍
 
I went up there Thursday and they're well up for it. Loads of us are going and I've found a hotel as I want to surprise them so they can renew their vows whilst they're there too. Dad was in really good spirits but mum looked exhausted. We're booking a 5* hotel on the stretch that has the sea and the lagoon behind. It's got 10 swimming pools, 6 restaurants, 8 bars, a cigar room and an 18 hole golf course 😂😂😂 We've also booked their own private premium transfer from the airport with champagne. They are so excited and can't wait to see my sister and her husband and my 6yr niece. It also coincides with her birthday whilst we there. It's about £3,000 pp but sod it. All my kids are going, my in-laws and my son's partner so it'll honestly be lovely! We need to spoil mum and dad before he declines. The total of this holiday is eye-watering but who cares? 😂 They're in their 80's now and need spoiling! 💯
Wow amazing. Hope you all have a fab time.
 
23yrs ago today. RIP. 😞

I was off work with a bug and watched in horror live on Sky news. 😞

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Hi Turmeric, all is OK - just been very busy and decided to have my front teeth done (composite bonding) as my front tooth cracked on a piece of cucumber. I'll have to update the Wiki soon but they've been so boring!! 😴😴
Don't worry about the wiki - therre wint be much to add apart from Flaps announcing she is pregnant- EVERY day🤣🤣
I was just hoping all was OK with you and your family x
 
Don't worry about the wiki - therre wint be much to add apart from Flaps announcing she is pregnant- EVERY day🤣🤣
I was just hoping all was OK with you and your family x
Aww bless you! 🥰 Yes everything is OK. Really looking forward to our big holiday in June when mum and dad get their vows renewed. There's about 30 people coming now and counting! It should be amazing! 😘
 
@CrazyBaldhead Rick Simpson oil is the best 🙌 I made loads and stockpiled it a few years ago. Was terrified the first time I did it, felt like a mad professor heating up isopropyl alcohol in a rice cooker 😅 As long as there's oscillating fans and open exterior doors there's no danger of blowing up the house. Usually takes around 3oz to make 10ml of oil :oops: All I'll say is during that time there was no snow on my roof in Winter ;)

It's magical stuff. A lady - through a mutual friend -approached me in desperation a few years ago. Her husband was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer. He was given about a month to live, couldn't speak, wouldn't eat and was in a terrible state. She wanted to pay me but I knew she was skint - her husband being the breadwinner in the home - so I supplied her for free. I did advise her to speak to her husband's oncology team first.

A few days later I received the most wonderful email from her, saying her husband sat up in bed and spoke for the first time in weeks and started eating again. He was able to get his affairs in order and have important conversations with his family. He lived for another seven months after that. Who knows what would have happened if he started earlier.

I also gave some to an elderly neighbour who had skin cancer (to be applied topically) and it was completely gone within a month.

TBH I have never taken payment for RSO to anyone, I've always given it away and it felt a massive privilege to be able to do this for people. It would have felt obscene to take payment for healing.

Now I have zero fear of cancer, I have my tin full of syringes of RSO and plenty of apricot kernels and soursop tea. I don't trust conventional medicine at all.
 
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@CrazyBaldhead Rick Simpson oil is the best 🙌 I made loads and stockpiled it a few years ago. Was terrified the first time I did it, felt like a mad professor heating up isopropyl alcohol in a rice cooker 😅 As long as there's oscillating fans and open exterior doors there's no danger of blowing up the house. Usually takes around 3oz to make 10ml of oil :oops: All I'll say is during that time there was no snow on my roof in Winter ;)

It's magical stuff. A lady - through a mutual friend -approached me in desperation a few years ago. Her husband was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer. He was given about a month to live, couldn't speak, wouldn't eat and was in a terrible state. She wanted to pay me but I knew she was skint - her husband being the breadwinner in the home - so I supplied her for free. I did advise her to speak to her husband's oncology team first.

A few days later I received the most wonderful email from her, saying her husband sat up in bed and spoke for the first time in weeks and started eating again. He was able to get his affairs in order and have important conversations with his family. He lived for another seven months after that. Who knows what would have happened if he started earlier.

I also gave some to an elderly neighbour who had skin cancer (to be applied topically) and it was completely gone within a month.

TBH I have never taken payment for RSO to anyone, I've always given it away and it felt a massive privilege to be able to do this for people. It would have felt obscene to take payment for healing.

Now I have zero fear of cancer, I have my tin full of syringes of RSO and plenty of apricot kernels and soursop tea. I don't trust conventional medicine at all.
That's an amazing story! A friend recommended this person who makes chocolates with it and I've started getting them for my mum as she doesn't smoke and I've tried them and love them (no smell). Mum's only been on the edibles for a month and has massively improved!! 💖
 
Just wanted to say I hope I haven't caused any offence to any of our Fakeys who have been treated for or are dealing with cancer. My own mother had breast cancer - I offered her my alternative 'therapies' and she told me "piss off with your hippy bullshit" 😅 She went the conventional route with surgery and radiotherapy and it got rid of the cancer completely. I didn't challenge her on her choice; it's her body and up to her how she deals with illness.

Really hope I haven't pissed anyone off ❤

@CrazyBaldhead I remeber ages ago you saying you were having problems with Tattle, taking forever to load pages etc. This has been happening to me on my laptop for a few weeks now. When I react to a post it can take up to 30 seconds for it to register and when I click on a new page it takes a long time for the posts to appear. Is this what happened to you? Did it just stop in the end or is there a way to fix it? It's driving me crackers.
 
Just wanted to say I hope I haven't caused any offence to any of our Fakeys who have been treated for or are dealing with cancer. My own mother had breast cancer - I offered her my alternative 'therapies' and she told me "piss off with your hippy bullshit" 😅 She went the conventional route with surgery and radiotherapy and it got rid of the cancer completely. I didn't challenge her on her choice; it's her body and up to her how she deals with illness.

Really hope I haven't pissed anyone off ❤

@CrazyBaldhead I remeber ages ago you saying you were having problems with Tattle, taking forever to load pages etc. This has been happening to me on my laptop for a few weeks now. When I react to a post it can take up to 30 seconds for it to register and when I click on a new page it takes a long time for the posts to appear. Is this what happened to you? Did it just stop in the end or is there a way to fix it? It's driving me crackers.
Blue, it might be "hippy tit" but it works. I'm intermittent fasting - longest I've gone is nearly 2 days as I have been reading up about the benefits of autophagy but usually just have one meal a day (OMAD Keto). This year, I have lost a whopping 6st through cutting carbs too. Zero sugar. My friend scoffed at me at the start of the year but she is astounded. She took the easy route and has been on those skinny jabs but she has had severe side effects and has now found a breast lump. I warned her at the time that they're linked to cancer but she never listened. 🙄 Strangely enough, there's a documentary about them (tonight I think) as there's been eighteen deaths linked to them.

Tattle will eventually sort itself out. I cleared all my caches etc and is fine now but it was being a bugger. 🥰
 
Just wanted to say I hope I haven't caused any offence to any of our Fakeys who have been treated for or are dealing with cancer. My own mother had breast cancer - I offered her my alternative 'therapies' and she told me "piss off with your hippy bullshit" 😅 She went the conventional route with surgery and radiotherapy and it got rid of the cancer completely. I didn't challenge her on her choice; it's her body and up to her how she deals with illness.

Really hope I haven't pissed anyone off ❤

@CrazyBaldhead I remeber ages ago you saying you were having problems with Tattle, taking forever to load pages etc. This has been happening to me on my laptop for a few weeks now. When I react to a post it can take up to 30 seconds for it to register and when I click on a new page it takes a long time for the posts to appear. Is this what happened to you? Did it just stop in the end or is there a way to fix it? It's driving me crackers.
Don't be silly it's nice to hear other people's stories

As for the tattoe issues I changed browser from Firefox to Chrome and it worked for me

@CrazyBaldhead hope all is good with you and your family ❤️
 
Same, Crazy! Fasting, no sugar, no carbs...works miracles. Feel better than I have in years. Sorry to hear about your friend, those skinny jabs scare the tit out of me.

Thanks for the tattle advice, will clear caches and see if that works 🙌 ❤x
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As for the tattoe issues I changed browser from Firefox to Chrome and it worked for me
Thank you, I'll try this! x
 
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