Eurovision Song Contest 2024 #2

[PurvyPanda]

Well it’s not Donnie Logan, is it.

 

[londongirl2001]

He did

The fuck. So sorry Ireland

 

[EnoughAlready]

Absolutely not Ireland, this ain’t no Katrina and the waves

 

[CovergirlD]

Is it me or is the bass louder than all the vocals this year

 

[princessmaire80]

Voted for Estonia.
Now come on the oul mother country

 

[kendallroysdownfall]

English translation
We’re not drug addicts we haven’t done anything
The dresses on our backs are from a the trash
Police Chronicle have raided our cottage
The only bag on our table is green Lay’s

We’re not drug addicts we haven’t done anything
The dresses on our backs are from the trash
Police Chronicle have raided our cottage
Men in uniforms are visiting I’m totally fine

(Uhh yeah)
Listen to that now
We’ll get it going
You’ll hear us tonight
But take that bag away

I don’t know drugs I know soda and cider
I wouldn’t tell the difference between vitamin and speed

Listen to that now
We’ll get it going
You’ll hear us tonight
But take that bag away

Clouds and mushrooms – where are your filaments
You turn my body on like a kitchen stove

Ducklings are small, but poppies are so tall
We avoid drugs, let’s leave that for the rich
Here early in the morning and crow like roosters
These sad-looking people took my candies away

We avoid drugs just because we’re not rich
In the backroom of our farm there are only IPAs on the table
Sunglasses to hide the pupils… oh no yeah just for fun
Seeing through everything, those who are in the front row

Shut up and I haven’t done it
Although the dance has been going only around me here yea
Shut up and I haven’t seen anything
Although the dance has been going only around me here yea

Listen to that now
We’ll get it going
You’ll hear us tonight
But take that bag away

I don’t know drugs I know soda and cider
I wouldn’t tell the difference between vitamin and speed

Listen to that now
We’ll get it going
You’ll hear us tonight
But take that bag away

Clouds and mushrooms – where are your filaments
You turn my body on like а kitchen ѕtove

 

[Codiaeum]

People go mad for this? I used to be a goth myself and this ain’t it

 

[Baconbutties]

OK Mr Worldwide

Still to this day can't believe Mr Worldwide's net worth is 100 million

 

[Bobbleowl90]

This is shite

 

[kachoochoo]

COME ON BAMBIE!!!

got a bet on you

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Can't get on board with Ireland. Weirdly it's too...sophisticated

 

[Crumpet41]

This is a scary performance

 

[Merpedy]

We avoid drugs just because we’re not rich

My favourite line for some reason

 

[princessmaire80]

Bring back Dustin the Turkey….

 

[ElektraWintour]

I’ve been sick this week and watched one of the semis in bed and now I’ve realised Ireland was not a bad dream

 

[Baconbutties]

This is dog shit too. It's hurting my ears

 

[Rosie glow]

Remember when Ireland were really good and won every year

 

[ishant]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


what did she scream at the end?

 

[thegirlscout]

Ireland’s entry is like a 17 year old girl who just found feminism, her mother’s old Jack Off Jill CDs and eyeliner.

 

[Scragbags]

Hope no one accidentally sat on their remote and turned to bbc1 in the middle of a trip