Erling Haaland

[Just Drive]

found this old tweet from him on Tumblr
I'm completely on the Haaland train now

Top man. ❤

 

[Erling Haaland]

You guys are funny as duck

 

[Just Drive]

You guys are funny as duck

We are thirstyyyyyy.

 

[zarasizemedium]

His long long sister he wouldn’t be too happy about her racist ways tho i introduce you to Katie Haaland make up

 

[Perfectsmile01]

Isn’t he the image of the make up artist I’ve posted though

She's an "artist" of all things lying, faking, stinking and not to mention homophobic, racist!

 

[wordzalad]

Genuinely want to sit on his lap

 

[StephenTJackson]

Genuinely want to sit on his lap

I'd love to ride him on his throne !

 

[wordzalad]

I'd love to ride him on his throne !

Omg same .

 

[Trolling.around]

This thread is hysterical, few are dripping & he resembles the Wirrals worst MUA

 

[CheekyVimto99]

I think he would have full on banter too so it's not always all about looks...his abs are on fiyahhhh

 

[wordzalad]

Absolutely. He seems like he’d be a laugh in interviews so that’s a . Good humour and banter is a bonus

You seen the one where Grealish is filming something and he walks by going “Beautiful, sexy, handsome” .

 

[StephenTJackson]

I think he would have full on banter too so it's not always all about looks...his abs are on fiyahhhh

Personality and appearance. Few men posses both traits in such abundance. Add in a bank balance as well to spoil his little trophy slut (me) . And he's pretty much the perfect man.

 

[CheekyVimto99]

Absolutely. He seems like he’d be a laugh in interviews so that’s a . Good humour and banter is a bonus

You seen the one where Grealish is filming something and he walks by going “Beautiful, sexy, handsome” .

Yeah he told him not to get rid of his long hair too

 

[Bonnybob]

Im quite suprised you lot havent found the norway photo yet where his is peeking out of his shorts.

 

[StephenTJackson]

Im quite suprised you lot havent found the norway photo yet where his is peeking out of his shorts.

I've seen it many a time, it's one of my favourites.

 

[wordzalad]

Can I ask are you all in sexless relationships/marriages steaming over someone who doesn’t know you exist

My relationship is fine thanks . If you think this thread is bad, I’d advise you off going on the Grealish one

 

[Just Drive]

Absolutely. He seems like he’d be a laugh in interviews so that’s a . Good humour and banter is a bonus

You seen the one where Grealish is filming something and he walks by going “Beautiful, sexy, handsome” .

I haven’t seen that one. Do you have a link?

 

[wordzalad]

I haven’t seen that one. Do you have a link?

Actually side note- I really like that kit.

 

[Just Drive]

Actually side note- I really like that kit.

It was that “oh my god” that got me.

(I’m an old grumpy witch, and I don’t like the kit. It’s too Man U. I actually have nothing against Man U.; I just associate that color with them.)

 

[wordzalad]

He does sound hot .


That’s a good point tbf. You shouldn’t have a kit your rivals colours! I’m guessing City were going for an AC Milan vibe but red is Man Utd so they probs should have went for a different colour than red

I've seen it many a time, it's one of my favourites.

I saw it before but I need it again and can’t find it