Enjoying Being Emma #4 Always in a negative mood, trying eating some proper bloody food!

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How much stuff is she taking to a wedding to entertain James?! So many things I want to say about that set of stories, I’m not sure I can write them all without people being as bored of me as they are of her, so I’ll settle for 2 of the ones that bug me the most. First, he’s not a toddler. He’s over 3 and a half. You don’t need tips on keeping a “toddler” entertained at a wedding, maybe just treat him like a child and talk to him and give him a couple of small things to occupy him during the speeches. He shouldn’t need mountains of stuff any other time.
Secondly, “I grabbed some random bits of trackmaster so he can make a small track on a table”; if someone on my table at a wedding got out an entire track and set of trains, I would not be best pleased. They’re not the only guests, have some respect for everyone else! I honestly think she deems herself to be some mum guru, paving the way with all her mum hacks but actually she’s just bloody annoying!
 
I thought the same! Also there is absolutely nothing wrong with buying pre loved things but literally everything she gets James is second hand when she spends so much money on herself

Justheretolurk said:
How much stuff is she taking to a wedding to entertain James?! So many things I want to say about that set of stories, I’m not sure I can write them all without people being as bored of me as they are of her, so I’ll settle for 2 of the ones that bug me the most. First, he’s not a toddler. He’s over 3 and a half. You don’t need tips on keeping a “toddler” entertained at a wedding, maybe just treat him like a child and talk to him and give him a couple of small things to occupy him during the speeches. He shouldn’t need mountains of stuff any other time.
Secondly, “I grabbed some random bits of trackmaster so he can make a small track on a table”; if someone on my table at a wedding got out an entire track and set of trains, I would not be best pleased. They’re not the only guests, have some respect for everyone else! I honestly think she deems herself to be some mum guru, paving the way with all her mum hacks but actually she’s just bloody annoying!
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imagine being a guest sat at her table trying to enjoy the wedding meal and you’ve got martyr Emma droning on about tractors, how hard she works and how her cup is empty, how she doesn’t drink, her mum hacks and making sly digs about John… all whilst she’s micromanaging her kids who are setting up a train track around your wine glasses 🤣 duck me I’d be getting a tequila
 
littlewonder said:
imagine being a guest sat at her table trying to enjoy the wedding meal and you’ve got martyr Emma droning on about tractors, how hard she works and how her cup is empty, how she doesn’t drink, her mum hacks and making sly digs about John… all whilst she’s micromanaging her kids who are setting up a train track around your wine glasses 🤣 duck me I’d be getting a tequila
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I actually snorted at this 😂
 
I’m not gonna lie I would be royally fucked off if a guest brought all that tit to my wedding and then decided to build a bloody train track on the table. He’s going to school next year, he’s 3.5yrs old. He shouldn’t need piles of ‘things’ to keep him entertained he should be in awe of that day and playing with different people.

Spend £300+ on herself and then £5 second hand on J again. No shade at second hand but why is nothing new, or not hidden? Why is she so bloody strange with money? I’m sure she begrudges that her children take away from her own greed.
 
littlewonder said:
imagine being a guest sat at her table trying to enjoy the wedding meal and you’ve got martyr Emma droning on about tractors, how hard she works and how her cup is empty, how she doesn’t drink, her mum hacks and making sly digs about John… all whilst she’s micromanaging her kids who are setting up a train track around your wine glasses 🤣 duck me I’d be getting a tequila
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She'd be getting a poke in the eye from the fat controller
 
I wouldn’t take my child to a wedding. I would ensure I had a sitter for the evening and come home or have someone who can look after them over night. It would be an absolute nightmare and I wouldn’t be able to enjoy the experience. People spend a lot of money on their wedding, they want everyone to be enjoying it, not building a train track on their carefully prepped dinner table. Failing that, I’d take an IPad and head phones for them during the evening and tell them to behave during the ceremony. Perhaps with a bribe of a small toy to play with afterwards. Is she really going to be carrying that around with her? The woman is nuts
 
Thrilling content there, Emma. So thrilling, in fact, you needed your video of your son sleeping to go through 2 stories…
 

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cupcakeeater23 said:
I was a bit shocked to see him with a dummy! He starts school soon surely it’s time to give it up? I stopped my sons dummy at 2 when his little niece came along. Wouldn’t dream of posting about it either
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I'm curious if she's even potty trained him yet. I feel like that's, something she'd post about.

A few weeks ago she posted in her list of things says "Bums changed" which to me, Implys more than 1.
 
WhatABore said:
I'm curious if she's even potty trained him yet. I feel like that's, something she'd post about.

A few weeks ago she posted in her list of things says "Bums changed" which to me, Implys more than 1.
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oh yes she would definitely be posting that everywhere. Poor boy hasn’t got much luck when he starts school if he’s still sucking a dummy, isn’t potty trained and can’t entertain himself at a wedding. If things are that bad, why not find a sitter for half the night? Instead of moaning about being stuck ina room with both you children.
 
She 1000% has made life as a mum harder than it needs to be by giving James no boundaries but also micromanaging his every move! The poor kid has zero idea how to entertain himself!
Absolutely don’t need to take all that stuff to a wedding! I’d be so annoyed if I’d planned, paid for and decorated my wedding tables to then have a big train track built on it or playdoh smudged into the table clothes! My daughter has been to a few weddings before she started school and I didn’t take anything! They entertain themselves with other children there, most people have something for the kids if they are expecting them as guests either colouring in or a sweetie cart etc! She has made James into a demon child by the sounds of it!!
 
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