EmmyLou Loves #148 Soft porn, won't you please think of ur 1st born?!

1
IMG_7873.jpeg

Photoshop has left us.
 
This has to be a FREEBIE? -That was sent to her for an ad?!? If not she has more $$$$ than sense! Oh yeah Its EL were talking about , so of course!!!
Silly Me!


And if its new, why did she not save it for Christmas? Obz the kids had to be in the ad? Explains why she didn't save it for a present...She prob filmed it today.



IMG_2519.jpeg
 
Aww Emmy read our concerns!!! When you come back Emmy can you address the concern of all the wasted water if it’s only up for a few hours today??? Thanks babe! 🫠
When my kids were little we had a basic round small inflatable pool and it needed about 30 buckets of water to fill it up enough for kids to paddle. What other idiot would buy this ginormous thing, fill it because the kids have finished school and it’s hot in Melbourne only to empty it & refill it 4 days later for Christmas. Go to the f..king local pool. Hope that bottle of coke next to her chair is sugar free!
 

Remember that sleepover you had when you were 12, and then told everyone about on Monday at school to try and make them jealous because they missed your cool party?

Only you left out the part where Sarah cried because your house smelt like wet dog and had to be picked up and then the other three girls waited til you fell asleep to talk tit about you, only you were awake and heard everyone call you a fat scrag?

that’s the vibe these photos give me.

It’s Monday, and she’s trying to tell us how cool her sleepover was, only Sarah already told us about the dog smell, and the other three spread that she’s a fat scrag who has a crush on Darren (pass it on).
 
Back
Top