Emilywalters_journal #4 yellow toothed, getting chubby oh and do you know I have a hubby?!

[a.pain]

How long do we think it will be before she’s on the beg for a sleepyhead if she’s pregnant

They’re called DockAtots now which I can’t get my head round

 

[antisocialmedia]

She hasnt drank alcohol for months either

 

[WhatABore]

She hasnt drank alcohol for months either

I can't recall ever seeing her drink alcohol that I can think of

 

[ChubClubThug]

She had something black in her teeth earlier

 

[Missgobby124]

She had something black in her teeth earlier

She’ll be on the beg for baby equipment if she’s preggers, she was moaning she can’t afford clothes only a month ago so if she is pregnant how will she possibly afford it

 

[Inzzzzta]

No no Emily... It literally is you

Funny that, I have a fraction of the following she has and my engagement is up 300% and getting as many likes/comments as hers and all without begging, doing ads and pretty unspectacular content

 

[FraggleRock]

Bloody hell, has she just referred to the dog by using his actual name it’s a Christmas miracle.
I was starting to think his name was ‘Puppy’

 

[WhatABore]

She's going back on the weight loss again I see

 

[Missgobby124]

Sorry but the pr/ad for the weight loss planning stuff is unbelievable, if they have to gift it to her it shows how much she doesn’t give a tit, she can’t even pay for some planning papers herself?? Who does she think she is

 

[Inzzzzta]

plan to lose 4lbs a month... then Easter will come along and SarahsDiabeticKitchen will be on the menu

 

[Beanpop442]

plan to lose 4lbs a month... then Easter will come along and SarahsDiabeticKitchen will be on the menu

‘Sarahsdiabetickitchen’ that’s really tickled me

 

[BettyBeau]

So she’s not up the fluff then

 

[kcagm10]

So she’s not up the fluff then

No, just a lazy cow who moans about being tired and having to entertain her only child during the school holidays whilst her husband works full time and she’s unemployed!

 

[Skippingrope]

She needs to get off Instagram- would honestly be so much happier if she did. ‘Normalise normal Christmas Tables?’ Wtf is she on about???? Literally no one but Emily gives a toss about how their bloody table cloth compares to others.
She’s actually becoming the poster girl for all the negative effects of social media.

She doesn’t document her life on Instagram anymore, she lives her life for the ‘gram

 

[Roisin618]

I’d be more concerned about the lack of vegetables on the table than the plastic table cloth

 

[rhc92]

Is she trying to become an anti-instagrammer instagrammer? Because that's what everyones Christmas looks like. Also, piss off, I live in a one bedroom flat, our christmas dinner was on our laps because we don't have space for a dining room table (London living is amazing), she ain't special.

 

[BoujeeBabe]

What the hell is she talking about? She clearly feels very inadequate and desperately craves the "perfect" Insta life, hence the constant begging and increased ads, but she's trying to make out she's happy just as she is, with her ever-imcreasing weight gain, yellow teeth and basic witch table - just shut up, you cringe worthy half wit!

 

[Khe91]

Is she trying to become an anti-instagrammer instagrammer? Because that's what everyones Christmas looks like. Also, piss off, I live in a one bedroom flat, our christmas dinner was on our laps because we don't have space for a dining room table (London living is amazing), she ain't special.

I honestly think she is, probably trying to make it her ‘niche’ or something. Literally nobody gives a crap about why someone else’s table looks like. Instead of posting a memory on insta she’s made it into a ‘thing’

 

[ChubClubThug]

One minute she's showing off about how creative she is, decorating like a mad woman, making horrific plastic snowflakes.. then she's moaning and bitching about her Christmas table. It absolutely was a dig at someone, I don't care if she tried to backtrack

And her hair

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

She needs to get off Instagram- would honestly be so much happier if she did. ‘Normalise normal Christmas Tables?’ Wtf is she on about???? Literally no one but Emily gives a toss about how their bloody table cloth compares to others.
She’s actually becoming the poster girl for all the negative effects of social media.

She doesn’t document her life on Instagram anymore, she lives her life for the ‘gram

I came here to say this. What the duck is she even on about, no one gives a duck. She’s a first class buggy bleeping bleep and needs to get in the bin! She thinks she’s so hip but the reality is the majority of people are only influenced not to buy things rather than buy them! The sooner companies realise the negative effect she had on their products the better!