Emily Canham #9 Been to the year 3000 and James is STILL in LA

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Why does her head look big and body short on her camera. Her body looks different alot. I don't know whats real. Im just going to say this girl is an alien. With elf ears

it’s the wide lens she uses in such a small space. Throws all the proportions off in her room like the bed. I’ve always thought it looks so weird.
 
The clothes in that haul were so bland. You can get the same sort of things from h+m for £20ish I don’t understand the and other stories hype.

i do like them as a brand as they do some really unique pieces like my graduation dress was from there but, she has chosen the most basic pieces they do
 
She dresses like a young student. She's 23. She needs to grow up.

She looks cheap and nasty. Utter tack. Those bloody tiny tops she's been wearing all winter. I don't find her the slightest bit beautiful.
 
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She described a brown cardigan as part of 'the most boring outfit in the world' and then went on to say how £85 is justified for a cardigan. Influencers have so much spare money that they just pay over the odds for basics clothes instead of actual interesting and one off pieces. I would love to see princess Emily try to style an outfit from charity shops which would force her to be interesting when lockdown ends
 
Her CUTEST jeans are on Depop. At this stage she is just a human ad, not some creative content creator.
She has 100% purposely pulled those jeans so you can tell they're too big and she is sooooo skinny. I have a favourite pair of denim shorts from Shein (slap my wrists) and they are massive on me, but from just looking they fit perfectly. You can only tell they are too big when I sit down and you could sit someone else in the back of them. Why does she insist on prancing around half naked all the time? It's February.
 
I know you can barely see her in this tik tok but she looks EXACTLY like her older sister Katie

Tiktok unsafe link https://tattle.life/threads/19920/
 

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She’s spent over £800 on a clothes haul, in a pandemic. Can she be anymore out of touch? They’re such basic/boring clothes as well. I know she’ll return most but imagine just being able to just spend £800 on clothes 😭
it's for work though, expenses etc.
maybe even a press discount, she won't be paying the rrp. even more irritating! making people think they need a while new wardrobe again. 🙄
Surely this isn’t normal????
keeping up her contribution to climate change, she 's been lagging a bit as she hasn't been able to fly all over the globe for, ahem, shoots.

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shes a double of her mum, sorry mom in that tik tok about how her mum is her best mate liz. her mum is wonderfully supportive of her tbh.
 
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random but does anyone else get the vibe that she’s asexual?

There is no way she can go almost a year without having sex with her boyfriend who she supposedly loves so much and seem so unbothered by it. And she literally has so sex appeal...I just get the feeling that sex gives her the ick lol. Could be totally wrong though and she’s a massive BDSM fan but I doubt prissy Emily would do such a thing.
 
random but does anyone else get the vibe that she’s asexual?

There is no way she can go almost a year without having sex with her boyfriend who she supposedly loves so much and seem so unbothered by it. And she literally has so sex appeal...I just get the feeling that sex gives her the ick lol. Could be totally wrong though and she’s a massive BDSM fan but I doubt prissy Emily would do such a thing.
I don't even want to think about James having sex, let alone Emily 🤢 imagine her idea of dirty talk "tell me how tall you thought I looked in that dress...say I looked 5'10."
I can see her as asexual/just low sex drive tbh.
 
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