Em Sheldon #18 Faking a break up for the only kind of engagement she’ll get

I would love to see her without the tan and as a brunette. I wonder if it would suit her more. Obviously her hair will have damage from all the colouring but I think she also has ‘fluffy’ hair - it’s hard to make hair with that kind of texture look sleek. Mine is the same and it always looks best when you kind of lean into the texture and natural wave rather than trying to get it perfectly straight or curly.
 
What decent hairdresser would continue to add bleach to such damaged hair? I’ve witnessed hairdressers refuse to touch certain people’s hair again and again. Surely they’re only doing this because they have to because it’s an ad?
If it’s for an ad, you’d think they want to give the best impression, ie educating her about her hair quality and integrity and what it can take. That would be a better advert for them.
 
What she actually looks like
 

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Her friends smiling and looking happy; then Em with that ridiculous pout/duck lips.
Why does she act like she’s 14 years old with her poses and captions?!

Also, she’s really trying to push those links isn’t she?! I reckon she has promoted Calvin Klein boxer shorts more times this month than Calvin Klein himself! Well probably still get another 2 CK ads before Christmas too.
 
Is this a desperate attempt to make it look like she has other friends to spend her birthday with? Is it just me or does the girl on the left look like the founder of By Rotation? She certainly resembles the woman from the ski trip, but I may be very wrong! If it is, I’m guessing they’ve are very, very new acquaintances! 🤣🙈
 
‘Everyones so busy and can’t make December birthday celebrations’
Sorry but it’s your friends birthday, and they mean a lot to you, and you know they’re doing something a certain weekend, surely you make plans around that?! It’s not like her birthday changes each year and they don’t know when it is going to be etc. You have a year/months/even weeks to plan something.
I can’t say I’m too familiar with her friend group (didn’t know she had much of one tbh aside from others that go on these free trips) but I don’t know if many of them having children/a family, so that’s hardly an excuse.
I am single with no children, but I make sure if my friend group make plans, I am there!
 
Even last year Josie, Freddy and emily only came to that thing she booked at a farmhouse because she did it earlier in the month and treated it like an influencer event. I mean Emily is in London / at her parents so she could have made Shelboys birthday dinner. Instead Em has done her birthday dinner with a bunch of folks she met on a trip to advertise beer few months ago?? That says a lot.
She goes through friends like tissues. Influencer friendships are so fake and people do what looks good or they can vlog etc.

also clock her taking a photo of her cake next to a birkin 🤣 so desperate to pretend she’s luxe 💀
 
‘Everyones so busy and can’t make December birthday celebrations’
Sorry but it’s your friends birthday, and they mean a lot to you, and you know they’re doing something a certain weekend, surely you make plans around that?! It’s not like her birthday changes each year and they don’t know when it is going to be etc. You have a year/months/even weeks to plan something.
I can’t say I’m too familiar with her friend group (didn’t know she had much of one tbh aside from others that go on these free trips) but I don’t know if many of them having children/a family, so that’s hardly an excuse.
I am single with no children, but I make sure if my friend group make plans, I am there!

Part of it will probably be because she'll be scrounging around for a free/gifted dinner at a restaurant (or hotel stay), and those offers may come in last minute. She would sell her soul (and the rest) to get her orange hands on a freebie, even if it means she has no genuine friends.
 
Why hide her age? She’s so weird. Is she really trying to pretend she’s 20 something. I suppose it’s on brand for her to lie about her age along with many other things.

I saw she has kept the cake from last night to take another photo of with designer boxes. Again it’s all fake. Get a cake and keep it for days just to take photos 🙄
I was also thinking why doesn’t she go back to Yorkshire for her birthday? She claims she’s such a family girl but then I realised she won’t get a freebie meal up there so what’s the point. Same now she can get freebie hair/nails/brows she doesn’t bother going back to the Leeds places that gave her freebies. Such a grabby bleep, I hope her birthday sucks 🤣
 
She is such an embarrassment...Not one of her fake influencer friends cares about her birthday...she uses her freebie salon visits to look like she is glowing up for a birthday blast....she takes pics and pics of her silly looking cake in various angles, sets up fake looking designer bags...and makes it look like she is having a ball...now she is again at a freebie stay at the Peninsula pretending she has something to do for her birthday.... how pathetic is she? go home and celebrate with your family you idiot! 🥴 someday when the fake freeloading comes to an end she will run home to her family...

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Omg I didn't think of it as her age, honestly thought she was covering up a name ie Matt and what he will bring her 🤣

This was exactly my thoughts 😂
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Latest Em conspiracy just dropped. She’s covering her age here as she’s actually a 45 year old full of filler trying to be just a girl :ROFLMAO:

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Okay but what if she’s actually covering her age as last year wasn’t her 30th, she just wanted to plan a big ‘boujie’ birthday and she was actually like 29 or 31 or something 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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