Em Sheldon #18 Faking a break up for the only kind of engagement she’ll get

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I’ve never understood going to nyc to do workout classes, get your hair done and eat cookies. All can be done in London. Like she never actually does anything when there. I am wondering if Emily Canham is there and they are hiding it because Emily wants to be all mysterious about her stupid move to the USA.
 
It’s a different voltage so any bought in Europe aren’t as powerful in the US

When I took mine with me to the US it wouldn’t work full stop :( but yes it’s to do with the voltage. And you think she’d know that given how often she goes to her “home”! But then again, whinging gives her content 💁‍♀️
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I’ve never understood going to nyc to do workout classes, get your hair done and eat cookies. All can be done in London. Like she never actually does anything when there. I am wondering if Emily Canham is there and they are hiding it because Emily wants to be all mysterious about her stupid move to the USA.

I can’t seem to find it but I vaguely remember Emshel posting about how their friendship was going to change massively earlier this year - could’ve been about the move to the US?
 
I’ve never understood going to nyc to do workout classes, get your hair done and eat cookies. All can be done in London. Like she never actually does anything when there. I am wondering if Emily Canham is there and they are hiding it because Emily wants to be all mysterious about her stupid move to the USA.

Ms neither! It's like she's just in London rather than exploring a Christmas New York. But I think that's also a sign of her lack of hobbies/interests and things to go see. She's could be going to a Broadway Show or any one of many museums etc.
 
More tales from the land of delulu. Was his name Matt? No wait he wouldn’t even buy a balloon for you Shel haha

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More tales from the land of delulu. Was his name Matt? No wait he wouldn’t even buy a balloon for you Shel haha

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So more freebies then. She has no shame. Boasting about all the free tat you get. When it's not received as free, she gloats about a stranger buying her food because New Yorkers are so nice.

She's a full fledged daft moron. Been to New York & like any busy area, no one is going to stop & buy a random stranger food. Em isn't known for her honesty. I'm going to have to call her bluff. Oh & tbh, I'm certain no one is jealous of her life.
 
She’s eating thanksgiving buffet at soho house. How authentic 🙄 all these American friends yet not one invited her for dinner at theirs. Of course the buffet will suit Matt, we all know he likes to get stuck into food.

She has no REAL friends...all the friends that fly in only use her for freebies....her fellow influenzas Josie and Emily Canham only make fun of her... 🥴
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The awful hair, the wonky nose, the duck lips, the tacky jacket and the fake friend 🥴

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