Em Sheldon #18 Faking a break up for the only kind of engagement she’ll get

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Why is she wasting the oncologists time by ignoring her. She literally said in her last vlogs to quit going for the blowdries because they’re so damaging and she agreed.
Deep down she doesn’t give a tit about her hair and would do anything just for a bleeping freebie. She’s infuriating.
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So after all that hair content and being told that she is doing too much to her hair with all of these blowouts...here she is back again for a freebie hairdo 😂

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THAT ....LOOKS....AWFUL. 🤢

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Snap! She looks like a bleeping poodle. Sorry for swearing but she’s taking the piss at this point
 

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Why is she wasting the oncologists time by ignoring her. She literally said in her last vlogs to quit going for the blowdries because they’re so damaging and she agreed.
Deep down she doesn’t give a tit about her hair and would do anything just for a bleeping freebie. She’s infuriating.
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Snap! She looks like a bleeping poodle. Sorry for swearing but she’s taking the piss at this point

spot on! 😂
 
You can see the snapped hair in those stories, it looks soooo dry. She would never give up a free blow dry, even if she only had one strand of hair on her head. There’s a bit on the vlog where she says she basically has to accept free blow dries because she has to tell people about new products. I mean give over Shelboy, hardly a public service you’re running.

anyone else looking forward to her laddering those Gucci tights? Only a matter of time surely 🤣 she looks like kat slater in those tight dresses With the hair of worzel gummage
 
Why is she wasting the oncologists time by ignoring her. She literally said in her last vlogs to quit going for the blowdries because they’re so damaging and she agreed.
Deep down she doesn’t give a tit about her hair and would do anything just for a bleeping freebie. She’s infuriating.
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Snap! She looks like a bleeping poodle. Sorry for swearing but she’s taking the piss at this point

The number of split ends I can see is terrifying
 
I wonder how many thousands of pictures she takes a day of herself in the kitchen 😂 what a life!

Phillip Kingsley clearly didn’t do their homework on this beg. Isn’t she meant to be using their products to make her hair better?! Yet she was banging on about K18 and Olaplex to the lady who had to prompt her about the freebies they had given her!

Also the rest of us who work out daily manage to wash our own hair 😆
 
Feels like that teddy reference is meant to tee up assumptions about her and teddy from the beg trip to barca. I think we've established matt is not worth pitying but I do find it mad that she's potentially progressing from just hiding him to like actively encouraging an alternative narrative. I suppose at this point I should know better to question how low she'll go for a tiny bit of engagement on her posts.

These hair brands need to sort themselves out, I'd never waste my money again seeing them give her freebies AND making it look like they don't even work. I can't understand why the people who actually give the treatments don't say no when she's in there so often for free?
 
So how much time did she spend this morning finding the perfect filter to change her face because sadly she is insecure with how she actually looks and everything with her is fake 🤢 and no one wants to see the wonky boobs sticking out either 🤢🤢

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that expression and duck lips 😂😂 and why? bad makeup ..no thanks to whatever she wore on her face!

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Autumn is autumning? 😂😂😂

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well of course! she is getting freebie food....that's all she is about! greedy goblin!

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Does she forget that she vlogs and she looks NOTHING like this????
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Also how come she didn’t attend that creator event last night even though she was nominated? She’s clearly in London / about and didn’t have plans so defo could have gone…? Think she’s embarrassed cause she KNEW she wouldn’t win?

Weird when she still has this in her bio from 2016 so we know she still cares about stupid meaningless awards, why’s this one any different? 😆😆

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Yep Brogan Tate won the award so I imagine she knew in advance and didn’t bother going. The shortlist was announced back in August and don’t think she mentioned it? Very odd considering she counts that inthestyle award from 2016 or whenever it was as some kind of achievement 🤣
Brogan didn’t win lol, she wishes 😂
 
Still don’t understand why she tries to be American. It’s embarrassing.

Her voice, in the abysmal £75/28 reduction story, where she talks far too quickly, has a faux American twang / drawl which is so forced. She is from Yorkshire. Very very bizarre.

Also, I die a little inside every time I hear ‘girl math’. What is wrong with her. Nobody, and I mean nobody that is English / British says math. No matter what age. It is maths or mathematics. End of.

And, finally, it (to me) implies woman are not good at maths or can’t grasp it so have a different type than men. Why! She needs to explain what this actually is. Demeaning from where I’m siting.
 
Still don’t understand why she tries to be American. It’s embarrassing.

Her voice, in the abysmal £75/28 reduction story, where she talks far too quickly, has a faux American twang / drawl which is so forced. She is from Yorkshire. Very very bizarre.

Also, I die a little inside every time I hear ‘girl math’. What is wrong with her. Nobody, and I mean nobody that is English / British says math. No matter what age. It is maths or mathematics. End of.

And, finally, it (to me) implies woman are not good at maths or can’t grasp it so have a different type than men. Why! She needs to explain what this actually is. Demeaning from where I’m siting.

I agree. Every time I hear the “girl math”, “girl dinner” and “I’m just a girl” drivel being spouted by this generation I think how demeaning it is. I’m not sure why they're feeding into the bimbo narrative with such glee.
 
I agree. Every time I hear the “girl math”, “girl dinner” and “I’m just a girl” drivel being spouted by this generation I think how demeaning it is. I’m not sure why they're feeding into the bimbo narrative with such glee.
Her entire vocabulary is an embarrassment. She tries so hard to be down with the kids and use the most cringy of buzzwords/captions that half the time make no sense. Like I could understand if she was a preteen or a teenager but she’s in her bleeping late 20s/thirties? She just sounds like a twit.
 
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