ElphabaOrionDoherty #19 Grooming everyone except himself

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the way she pronounces Ariana winds me up

waffling on about this AI video of her saying ‘i would be a better glinda than ariana’
NOBODY CARES!!

going on like it’s massively offended ariana like they’re besties

I'm sure multi millionaire, worldwide reaching, successful singer Ariana is shitting herself because some random person (who sits in their own filth, butchering the same song over and over again at 3am) says that they would be better at her acting role… what a bleeping delusional knobhead.
 
‘i’ve loved wicked since i was 8 - i’ve been going since i was 8’
but the first time you went was when you were 14? not 8?

again
the math ain’t mathing
---
wait!
so in 6 years she’s been what 40+ times?
she goes to a show on average 6 times a year

ugh.
imagine!
there’s a fan. and then there is a weirdo!

no wonder people feel uncomfortable
 

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‘i’ve loved wicked since i was 8 - i’ve been going since i was 8’
but the first time you went was when you were 14? not 8?

again
the math ain’t mathing
---
wait!
so in 6 years she’s been what 40+ times?
she goes to a show on average 6 times a year

ugh.
imagine!
there’s a fan. and then there is a weirdo!

no wonder people feel uncomfortable
That can’t be their ticket. The Gershwin is in New York and the Playbills are things you only get on Broadway too. (I have one from when I did actually genuinely did go and watch Wicked in New York!)
 
The other problem with this “relating to Elphaba” narrative is the focus on Defying Gravity. That song is only part of her story, and actually what happens after isn’t as inspirational and positive.

In Act 2 Elphaba comes to the realisation that she can’t change people’s perspectives of her and actually ends up faking her own death so she can escape from Oz. Not exactly the “defying” public opinion thing that our Elphaba keeps talking about!
 
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