Elphabaoriondoherty #11 went Camden market, spent a sum, got a fake Gucci for sticking it up her bum

[Deeznutslol]

Congrats @Littlegoldfish123 for the winning thread title, you win a 100% real and definitely not fake LV bag from camden market .
Elphaba has been outstaying her welcome at CLAs house for the past week, elphaba has head lice, there have been more assault/harassment/transphobia claims and several meltdowns.
They’re currently live having a roast

 

[herbivore-]

£170 to cosplay a lettuce.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

The way he eats is revolting

 

[IamMyaJ]

This kid needs bleeping help as a mother I can’t help feeling sorry for it Maybe I need to give my head a wobble but honestly this isn’t good

 

[Loppylou89]

What in the cabbage patch kids is it wearing?!
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If anyone follows Mrs hinch’s thread…this is what elfbar looks like..

 

[BeansOnBeans]

The way they absolutely shovel their food in is vile. It's as if the plate is going to grow legs and run away.

 

[theGC]

Jesus CLA is going mental

 

[Deeznutslol]

How long till they get kicked out of this place? CLA is screaming and shouting, telling her top gifter lewis that she’s rinsed his bank account and she couldn’t care less if he died tomorrow

 

[Whataday21]

Elpha reckons hes going home tomorrow, how many times have we heard that now?

 

[Hmmm?]

The viewing figures for their lives are just crazy. Elf just had 12k watching while eating, CLA had only 5k in comparison

 

[LaLaLayla]

Hope no one has already said this, but it’s more Slug IN lettuce than Slug and Lettuce.

 

[theGC]

Elpha is clearly shitting herself because CLA is going crazy, she’s now saying she’s going to film everyone.

she said to CLA they should leave andshe Will get the bill.. she said DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

 

[harleyqueen]

Elfbar just sitting awkwardly while CLA has a full tantrum is surreal.

 

[lestarkettlex]

Ha ha ha ha CLA in elphies face screaming “don’t tell me what to do” I’d be offski elphie, back to Barnstaple love

 

[theGC]

Who is this Lewis?

 

[lestarkettlex]

I reckon CLA is triggered by elphies dress, I am
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Who is this Lewis?

CLAs biggest gifter

 

[Whataday21]

This "friendship/mother+son relationship" thing they've got going on is so toxic and dysfunctional. Hanging out with CLa will only amplify his issues. They both need to be away from each other for the sake of their own mental health. TikTok really should intervene when it gets like this.

 

[zyxwvu]

Not Elfbar coming dressed as a bleeping side salad

 

[noseyned99]

What happened on the live for CLA to kick off ?

 

[Rocketllama]

CLA having an absolute meltdown screaming she needs a joint and Elpha in the background just wanting to go and do some karaoke