Elle Florence Lecocq #11 Duchess of Bainbridge

Which sentence below perfectly describes Eleanor Lecocq in 2021?

  • Jane Losten: The Tale of Elle in her 30's

  • Spreads em wide to be a bride!

  • "Munt to munt" with many men

  • The snake of Seattle


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Can we please also talk about how hideous that ring is? Is it new? Also, she loves wearing rings on her middle finger, as if she were afraid that wearing them on her ring finger would signal she’s taken — she must make sure men know she is available. I know it’s not uncommon to wear rings on your other fingers, but notice her rings are pretty much *always* on her middle finger! Add to that crooked, ugly fingers, a hideous manicure and longish nails (at least they are a bit shorter than usual). 🤮
 
Can we please also talk about how hideous that ring is? Is it new? Also, she loves wearing rings on her middle finger, as if she were afraid that wearing them on her ring finger would signal she’s taken — she must make sure men know she is available. I know it’s not uncommon to wear rings on your other fingers, but notice her rings are pretty much *always* on her middle finger! Add to that crooked, ugly fingers, a hideous manicure and longish nails (at least they are a bit shorter than usual). 🤮

It looks new, she hasn’t shown it before. Maybe Rick let her keep the engagement ring and she traded it in for this piece?

Elle really embodies everything wrong with Instagram culture. All this Girlboss, hard work and savings paying off bs she sells is so not true. I can’t stand all this because it really impacts others self esteem when they work hard, save and still can’t afford the lifestyle Elle has because they don’t have a mother or inheritance behind the scenes filling in the gap. If you don’t want to disclose your financial situation fine, but don’t try to sell it all as your hard work. At least in Elle’s case she doesn’t seem to have too many young followers to be impacted by this and most of her followers who comment are middle age women probably living out a fantasy through her.
 
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It looks new, she hasn’t shown it before. Maybe Rick let her keep the engagement ring and she traded it in for this piece?

Elle really embodies everything wrong with Instagram culture. All this Girlboss, hard work and savings paying off bs she sells is so not true. I can’t stand all this because it really impacts others self esteem when they work hard, save and still can’t afford the lifestyle Elle has because they don’t have a mother or inheritance behind the scenes filling in the gap. If you don’t want to disclose your financial situation fine, but don’t try to sell it all as your hard work. At least in Elle’s case she doesn’t seem to have too many young followers to be impacted by this and most of her followers who comment are middle age women probably living out a fantasy through her.

Great observation.
 
Can we please also talk about how hideous that ring is? Is it new? Also, she loves wearing rings on her middle finger, as if she were afraid that wearing them on her ring finger would signal she’s taken — she must make sure men know she is available. I know it’s not uncommon to wear rings on your other fingers, but notice her rings are pretty much *always* on her middle finger! Add to that crooked, ugly fingers, a hideous manicure and longish nails (at least they are a bit shorter than usual). 🤮
It could be cultural, I know that some cultures believe if you wear a ring on your ring finger before marriage your doomed to be single forever. :rolleyes::oops:

It looks new, she hasn’t shown it before. Maybe Rick let her keep the engagement ring and she traded it in for this piece?

Elle really embodies everything wrong with Instagram culture. All this Girlboss, hard work and savings paying off bs she sells is so not true. I can’t stand all this because it really impacts others self esteem when they work hard, save and still can’t afford the lifestyle Elle has because they don’t have a mother or inheritance behind the scenes filling in the gap. If you don’t want to disclose your financial situation fine, but don’t try to sell it all as your hard work. At least in Elle’s case she doesn’t seem to have too many young followers to be impacted by this and most of her followers who comment are middle age women probably living out a fantasy through her.
Bless these Karen's if Elle's life is enviable
 
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"I really like the industrial, oversized zipper." :unsure:

Her attempts at modeling are really awkward and cringey. Why does she move so stiffly?

She thinks "pilling" may be pronounced "pile-ling."
 
I am so confused at this haul - who is buying full sets of cashmere lounge sets when it is finally spring and getting nice out and everyone is hopeful that we'll be out and back to somewhat more normal life in the next few months? Each set is like $400, and there are 4 sets. I assume she won't keep them all, but that's $1600 of clothing in that haul!!!

Right. Take note that she "wears cashmere 9 months out of the year."

She made it seem like she was keeping all of them, the way she went on about what colors she chose. She mentioned she picked the last set in black, since she may be able to wear it outside of the house one day. And there I was thinking, who's paying for all this?!
 
I still don't understand her obsession with things that "don't add bulk" . This is lounge wear! You are supposed to be comfortable. She worries about pockets in work trousers adding bulk (hint if you are wearing a pair that fit they won't add bulk, and it isn't much to begin with people will know it is your pockets and not a weird lump of your body) and worries about her lounge wear adding bulk.

How sad a life is that where you are concerned with your lounge wear making you look "fat". It doesn't really go with the " sassy" cucking Elle who slathered her cutting board with sour cream.
 
A little bit of Facebook sleuthing has revealed that Joe’s gorgeous girlfriend has recently changed her profile pic to an adorable selfie of the two of them outdoors with Joe smiling ear to ear. That one’s gotta hurt, Elle.
Happy they are still together. Joe got an upgrade in every way. She is naturally beautiful and has a real career to be envious of.
 
Can we please also talk about how hideous that ring is? Is it new? Also, she loves wearing rings on her middle finger, as if she were afraid that wearing them on her ring finger would signal she’s taken — she must make sure men know she is available. I know it’s not uncommon to wear rings on your other fingers, but notice her rings are pretty much *always* on her middle finger! Add to that crooked, ugly fingers, a hideous manicure and longish nails (at least they are a bit shorter than usual). 🤮
That ring is really unattractive and far too busy. Looks like something Elle would "design".
 
Girl boss x Alpaca vlog: https://we.tl/t-yttYQDVWWX

In this video, Elle and Joe travelled to Toronto for a friend's wedding. They spent a few days before in Niagara Falls for a romantic getaway then went to the city for the wedding.

4:15: Elle tell us they are going away from IHOP towards "cute little places" and Joe tells us he was fine with IHOP. Elle: "I know, I'm not". I'm on Elle's side with this one, if I'm on vacation I don't want IHOP!

19:15: Elle is at the Chanel store looking at shoes, then picks to a truly ugly pair of Gucci block heeled mules. The only reason they're shopping is because Joe forget his dress shoes. Hmmm... maybe Elle took them out of his suitcase so she would have an excuse to go shopping?

22:40: Elle is ready for brunch with a fellow YouTuber (My Daily Sweet), but doesn't film the brunch. She also mentions how she's having difficult booking a venue for her Toronto meet up because she doesn't know how many people will show up. Did she honestly think it would be more than 20? Delusions of grandeur!
 
Girl boss x Alpaca vlog: https://we.tl/t-yttYQDVWWX

In this video, Elle and Joe travelled to Toronto for a friend's wedding. They spent a few days before in Niagara Falls for a romantic getaway then went to the city for the wedding.

4:15: Elle tell us they are going away from IHOP towards "cute little places" and Joe tells us he was fine with IHOP. Elle: "I know, I'm not". I'm on Elle's side with this one, if I'm on vacation I don't want IHOP!

19:15: Elle is at the Chanel store looking at shoes, then picks to a truly ugly pair of Gucci block heeled mules. The only reason they're shopping is because Joe forget his dress shoes. Hmmm... maybe Elle took them out of his suitcase so she would have an excuse to go shopping?

22:40: Elle is ready for brunch with a fellow YouTuber (My Daily Sweet), but doesn't film the brunch. She also mentions how she's having difficult booking a venue for her Toronto meet up because she doesn't know how many people will show up. Did she honestly think it would be more than 20? Delusions of grandeur!
Why doesn’t Elle open her mouth when she laughs? She does this creepy toothy, closed-mouth laugh that seems sinister and fake at this point.
 
A little bit of Facebook sleuthing has revealed that Joe’s gorgeous girlfriend has recently changed her profile pic to an adorable selfie of the two of them outdoors with Joe smiling ear to ear. That one’s gotta hurt, Elle.

They look normal and relaxed. The kind of people you could friends with because they seem genuine and kind. I'd dread being Smelle's friend. Imagine if she came to your house - she'd probably make a mental note of you being a peasant if your soap isn't Jo Malone (or a Jo Malone dispenser refilled with something cheaper 😂). She'd probably give you 'top cooking tips' and smudge cheese all over, while trying to eat SeDuCTiVeLy.

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"I really like the industrial, oversized zipper." :unsure:

Her attempts at modeling are really awkward and cringey. Why does she move so stiffly?

She thinks "pilling" may be pronounced "pile-ling."

Her nose is far from small in this pic! There is too much of everything... Too much eyebrows, too much fake eyelashes, too much cheeks, too much pointy chin.
 
If they get engaged it's really going to 'pile' Elle's cash-mere.
Please, I need Joe to propose to his current girlfriend. I need the train wreck content that Elle will shower us with when she finds out every one of her exes is marrying someone more desirable than her. This content will be pure gold, and we need to be ready to save it for posterity,
 
... I need the train wreck content that Elle will shower us with when she finds out every one of her exes *other than Rick* is marrying someone more desirable than her. This content will be pure gold, and we need to be ready to save it for posterity,

Fixed that for you ;)

I wouldn't be surprised if even he gets married before her. Guys like him with nothing going on still manage to find people to date. Probably by preying on insecure women...
 
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