Elle Darby #2 not to be confused with Gemma Louise Miles.

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Victoria sponge cake said:
It’s weird he doesn’t seem to have a “personality” I know that sounds ridiculous about a dog, but he’s always just lying around on the sofa or in bed with her. He’s never running around or being playful, is that what that breed is usually like I have no idea?
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What made me laugh, was in one of slogs - sorry Vlogs, old greasy Connn, was sitting on Herbs sofa in the kitchen, and had Herbs laying backwards over him, and stupid Elle actually covered up Herbs doggie PENIS !! Yes, Elle, you stupid bleep, Male Dogs have got PENISES!! Although maybe Connn got jealous that Herbies PENIS is bigger than his...
I still hate Herbie though, and at the end of her last vlog- which basically was a 33 minute boast-a-thon featuring a new Tesla (Ooh shall we keep the white leather Angeeeeelllsss??). A pair of “Vintage” Chanel sunglasses that looked like something Del Boy would sell down the market (AND WHO WEARS bleeping SUNGLASSES IN THE RAIN??)
With the grand finale being a tour of her boring panelled bedrooms, and the “Guest Room” with the White Company Black Four Poster which looks bleeping rubbish with the light above it not being in the center (I’m sure you all know what I mean!!). And, saving the best boast until last....Her bleeping Decking “Pergola” with its little lights... Looks like a bleeping stage, possibly for greasy Connn to practice his screeching (sorry-singing) And when Conn lept up on his stage, looking for all the world like a Freddie Mercury tribute act, and that bleeping dog followed him, just for a tiny second was I hoping that Herbie would fall off the other side...
Once again, I’m reminded to say that I LOVE DOGS
(Just not that bleeping dog) 😬

Tea4u said:
One of the worst outfits I’ve seen her in
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At least it’s true to size, eh Elle??!! 😉
 
Also guys I died when I saw this he's wearing a bleeping white cardigan. Omg and that lil leg pose.. Please can someone include the white cardigan in a thread suggestion it'll make my day
 

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lolarose1935 said:
Also guys I died when I saw this he's wearing a bleeping white cardigan. Omg and that lil leg pose.. Please can someone include the white cardigan in a thread suggestion it'll make my day
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This is the the most ridiculous I’ve ever seen him looking - hands down. I strongly suspect he’s wearing Elles trousers, looks exactly like something she’s worn before. And the cardigan - it’s beyond a joke! Luckily for him mirrors can’t talk nor laugh 🤨
 
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