Elaine12Jones

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Queenie said:
Oh yay, so glad she has a thread!! ?

Things that annoy me about her-

She says mirrow instead of mirror.
She buys people tat for presents. She’s a tight arse.
She has rubber lips when pouting.
Her forehad is mahoosive as scraping her hair vack so tightly had has given her a receding hairline & Tefal head.
She acts, looks & dresses older than her mum.
She squeezes into clothes far far too small for her. She thinks she’s s 12-14 - 18-20 more like.
She’s a bloody hypochondriac & is never in work.
She’s not yet 30 but has Nana naps during the day.
She’s been on 12 million diets & is fatter than before she started.
Her husband Neil is a wuss who does all the housework while she’s surgically attached to her sofa.
Her bedrooms are always a pigsty.
She can’t keep a friend for more than five minutes.
She wants a baby & has been advised to lose weight but she won’t stick to a diet.
She never goes further than Asda/Poundland/B&M Bargains except for once a year when she goes to Mexica but never leaves the hotel. She gets burnt to a crisp on this holiday. Every year.
Neil acts like a man child playing x-box every night.
Her ban was rushed to hospital but Elaine didn’t visit her because she needed a nap.

Think that’s it...
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ANNND one minute she talks with a posh accent and then she is talking with the Geordie accent.
She used to ALWAYS say Mam for Mother but with her thinking she is posh and better than everyone it has suddenly gone to Mum.
 
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did anyone else notice the blue badge in her car when she showed us the 'penguin'? i hope she is not using it and i really cant think of a reason why she would have one! yes it was just a timer but it was for a disabled person!. i know her nan would probably have one but surely her mum would have it in her car!
 
Ispylittleeye said:
Imagine paying 1000s of pounds for a holiday and not leaving the hotel! Why would you bother going?!
Yep you’re right her life has not changed or moved forward in years. She makes out like she’s the CEO of where she works when really she seems like the skivvy who runs around after every one else.

Her house is a tip, her style is more that of a 60 year old and like you said she does the same things on repeat week in week out. And then moans that she’s exhausted. How?! She doesn’t do anything!
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Hahaha,excuse me im 62 and i dress a lot more fashionably than she does!!
 
I have noticed that she dresses WAAAAYYY older then her "30 years" and she always goes to older folks clubs and events....maybe because she was getting "old"....yeah right and especially as she was reaching "30" she thinks she is an experienced woman of the world and needs to watch older singers and sit with older folk in clubs....NOOOooo grow up Elaine, you just look stupid!
 
She was asking how everyone felt about Xmas - excited? Nervous?? We’re not FIVE! :rolleyes:
She spends every lunch hour sitting in her car - what’s that all about?? If she socialised & had lunch with her colleagues now & again she might make a friend!
I’m sure her family are bracing themselves for the amount of TAT they’ll receive from her on Tuesday...?
 
Queenie said:
She was asking how everyone felt about Xmas - excited? Nervous?? We’re not FIVE! :rolleyes:
She spends every lunch hour sitting in her car - what’s that all about?? If she socialised & had lunch with her colleagues now & again she might make a friend!
I’m sure her family are bracing themselves for the amount of TAT they’ll receive from her on Tuesday...?
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She’s tit at making friends and keeping them. I think she is one of the most self centred people I know, imagine how hard work she’d be as a friend and how boring she is! I’d avoid at all costs ?
 
God.. they eat like children! Snack variety pack of crisps ..oh low in calories not if you eat loads of them plus all the gin and cheese and chocolate!

When will she be running to slimming world again I wonder? She said she was going to the gym before new year but that hasn't happened either!
 
Ispylittleeye said:
Really made me laugh when she said it was a special breakfast for Christmas Day ?? ffs Elaine
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I didn't used to mind Elaine when I first started watching her..back in the day when she did I think Avon and although put on a weird posh accent that entertained me. She made me smile for all the wrong reasons,but now it's the same old rubbish time after time...failing slimming world. Returning again and again. Shopping with her mum on Saturday buying utter rubbish...so bloody boring. Holiday vlogs boring as hell!
 
Queenie said:
Too many to count. And all that wine stash from work & her dad had to ask for one. She’s probably giving them as gifts as we speak because we all know she’s a tight arse.
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She did mention she took a bottle of wine after her boss gave her the 4 technically so she could give it as a gift! I thought you are bloody joking...plus one of her team went without. Which was male so she obviously didn't like him.
I would be happy to give up wine as a non wine drinker!
 
Queenie said:
Too many to count. And all that wine stash from work & her dad had to ask for one. She’s probably giving them as gifts as we speak because we all know she’s a tight arse.
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HAHA....Just watched her latest vlog and yep! She is giving one of her bottles of wine to the nail technician for a Christmas pressie.....HAHAHA....SOOOO FUNNY!!
And more tat for her Mothers Christmas pressie....a charity shop plaque, she is going to give it a wipe over AND ONLY £1.99.....BAH HUMBUG Scrooge
 
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You really are a vile buntch of trolling witches!! My guess is that several of you are 2 faced and actually leave ‘nice’ comments on her YT, then slag her off on here.
 
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