Eimear Hutchinson The Two Darlings

Thank God! I thought it was just me!!! Who is this aimed at? Is there some massive untapped market of frustrated mothers with nothing better to do than renovate not one but two dolls houses? All the while with 4 young kids and all the demands that come with running a home!!! She either has a nanny or her husband does everything around the house. Just so that she can make mountains of tat and show them off in Insta!!! She is deluded 🙄
 
A bit harsh? I found her latest reel on crocheting individual covers for the grapes in the fruit bowl that I spin from my own pubes fascinating...
She’s so zany and crafty it took me a moment to realise you were taking the piss. Don’t be giving her any ideas or it really will be her next reel 🙈
 
I always wondered what sort of therapeutic crafts and hobbies psychiatric patients participate in while hospitalised.Now we know! They make them floral smock tops.And wear them.
I've seen kids wearing cardboard boxes with better tailoring.Absolute state of them.
 
I've friends with four kids,all at school.The woman never stops.Household cleaning,cooking,washing,batch cooking,ironing,beds,bringing them to appointments,sports/hobbies.And the dreaded homework.She never stops.
This one seems to fanny round from growing onions to walking the dog.Definitely staff behind the scenes.She is absolutely devoid of any creative talent.Everything she makes is so amature and talentless.It's OK if she is doing these things for personal satisfaction,but deludedly flaunting them like Coco-Channels latest frock is deluded.
 
What is she at? She’s like a child in 1st class doing Friday afternoon Show and Tell….”Look at what I made. It’s so good I made more….I am amazing. “
Who is running that house because it’s definitely not herself. She’ll probably try selling the tops now…..summer’s just around the corner ladies!!!!
 
The clothes she’s making are like maternity tops and dresses in style but the prints are mostly OAP. And she’s DELIGHTED with herself. Mortified for her.
I thought they had a bang of maternity wear of them in style, but the prints are horrific. Is she honestly wearing one of the dresses she’s made to a communion? Her children must be mortified of her
 
She thinks that cake is “simple and elegant”😬
Looks like it would sink like a rock to the bottom of my stomach and not budge for a week. 😮‍💨
Please God someone stage an intervention for her. She actually thinks she is amazing. I’m no baker but I’d buy a decent cake rather than serve that monstrosity.
 
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