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They got engaged on Christmas Day and then their first baby was born in the January. So if that was less than a year after meeting, she really did get pregnant within the first few weeks of meeting Andreas which is crazy considering she likes to make out she’s quite prim and proper.
 
They got engaged on Christmas Day their first baby was born in the January. So if that was less than a year after meeting, she really did get pregnant within the first few weeks of meeting Andreas which is crazy considering she likes to make out she’s quite prim and proper.
Yeh I forgot to add that that was what I gathered from the tweets, one minute she was talking about hairdressing and mundane life then you could tell when she met him the tweets changed were all about Andy then she was pregnant!
 
I remember once reading her old tweets around the time she met him. I must have been bored.

She really does look and sound like an old woman on the talking stories she’s done on this holiday, useless information about santorini and her hair looks a bit green.
Omg me too!!! I thought I was the only one.
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Yeh I forgot to add that that was what I gathered from the tweets, one minute she was talking about hairdressing and mundane life then you could tell when she met him the tweets changed were all about Andy then she was pregnant!
Yes!!
 
They got engaged on Christmas Day and then their first baby was born in the January. So if that was less than a year after meeting, she really did get pregnant within the first few weeks of meeting Andreas which is crazy considering she likes to make out she’s quite prim and proper.

She’s quite literally “that girl”. And we all know what I’m referring to….
 
Why is Jen so smug saying all the bundles are gone. Like she’s doing normal folk a favour???
She’s so greedy, why wouldn’t she give it to a charity. Especially the used pram she was selling. There’s so many struggling mums.
Maybe she realises her husband is coming up to mid 30s so will be retiring soon and she will no longer be a wag with his monkey 🤣
And maybe that’s why she prances around in swim suits looking middle aged. I think it’s her hair that dates her (and her Botox/filler face) can’t believe she used to be a hairdresser.
 
I’m sorry but she cannot be early 30’s?!?!?!?

Also, she needs to go back to the doctor who did her under eye filler because it’s made her look so deformed! I can’t believe she said she’s happy with it?!? She still has hooded eyes with huge indentations under them (which it’s suppose to correct) but now she just looks so puffy and swollen? She’s also got a weird lump in between her forehead which I always notice on her videos where her Botox has also gone wrong (you can see it here too)! She needs to stop before she ends up looking like the elephant man.

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I’m sorry but she cannot be early 30’s?!?!?!?

Also, she needs to go back to the doctor who did her under eye filler because it’s made her look so deformed! I can’t believe she said she’s happy with it?!? She still has hooded eyes with huge indentations under them (which it’s suppose to correct) but now she just looks so puffy and swollen? She’s also got a weird lump in between her forehead which I always notice on her videos where her Botox has also gone wrong (you can see it here too)! She needs to stop before she ends up looking like the elephant man.

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All I can see is brows!
 
I’m sorry but she cannot be early 30’s?!?!?!?

Also, she needs to go back to the doctor who did her under eye filler because it’s made her look so deformed! I can’t believe she said she’s happy with it?!? She still has hooded eyes with huge indentations under them (which it’s suppose to correct) but now she just looks so puffy and swollen? She’s also got a weird lump in between her forehead which I always notice on her videos where her Botox has also gone wrong (you can see it here too)! She needs to stop before she ends up looking like the elephant man.

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She looks terrible
 
It’s that leg kick she does on every single reel that kills me… does she not realise how stupid it looks?

And she’s definitely an extremely stingy person! And it shows!!! She has family and friends and charities to give very used clothes to. Being that stingy in life is not a good look at all. Especially when she’s worked for nothing she owns herself!
 
I looked at her Vinted and she can’t be that rich if she selling really used items. Some of the stuff she’s selling I would’ve thrown in the bin. The trainers have seen better days!
She bought a ton of stuff from my mate years ago on Depop, Chanel trainers, Balenciaga bag etc. which I thought was always weird with her fella being a footballer 😂 they were worn and used items to not just from the shop in the box
 
Her bragging and boasting is peaking at the moment.
“Everyone look at me, look at how much money I spend on clothes. Everyone look at alllll the holidays I take my kids on yet how dare they like centre parcs best”.
Probably because they are allowed to actually do kids activities Jen and not be paraded around like the cash cows they are every night for their “looks of the day” then stuck infront of IPads. (Although I wouldn’t put it past her to make them do that at centre parcs too).
 
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