Eden Harvz #45 New diagnosis every week, confirmed by Dr Eben and her medical assistant: Pip Squeak

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Sorry what does she mean “we keep getting the dates wrong” you’ve been together a year, not many dates to KEEP track of. Her tongue is too big for her mouth it makes me feel sick.

she defo does these OTT expensive shops in Waitrose picking up absolutely everything for attention / being insensitive to our current climate because she wants views etc. and prob thinks she looks good. Another couple hundred to stick on her credit card!! Won’t be long until she’s asking her followers for money again.

One more thing to add - does anyone else find it UNBEARABLE when she’s doing an ad and is really over the top acting “OH MY GODDD THESE PJS ARE GORGGGG” and the candle one “oh my GODDDDD NOOOOO” it’s so false!!!! Makes me want to do the opposite of buy it because it’s so fake. They could send her a lump of tit and she’d start going wowwwwwwwwwwwww I love it.

 

[wackojacko]

Why didn’t she get an invite to the Jack Wills ski trip? Defo not in with the “in” crowd. What a shame

 

[bloogoo]

All
The tit wrapped in plastic packets. They are so wasteful it makes me sick.

 

[mrsgrinchhome]

Pah.... it begins

“I’ve emailed your cosmetics team” hahaha good luck because you won’t be getting a reply hun, head packer Lloyd is out building a snowman out of a cage and Ebenezer is busy cleaning tit out of the rug which your order was packed on

 

[Ohthedrama101]

your cosmetics team, bless

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Pah.... it begins

"Cosmetics team" you mean Tubby lumpkins?

 

[LloydsBoosters]

I know it's been a couple of days but I can't get over how much of a prick he looks here look at his face as well he knows it the sad little witch

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Eedy just taking Baby to buy their anniversary charcuterie board

 

[Bouquet23]

Eedy just taking Baby to buy their anniversary charcuterie board
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LL Paso then educating us all on how he makes a crescent of crisps on their board

I know it's been a couple of days but I can't get over how much of a prick he looks here look at his face as well he knows it the sad little witch

Lesbian PE teacher still recuperating from knee op and tennis elbow era

 

[CharWatts]

She does a pj ad and is gifting her sister some pjs but now she is wearing them

 

[Toffeebythesea]

As a "business owner" why would you get them delivered with royal mail at the moment though? Surely you'd go with a different provider? Or am I wrong

 

[Instafamousssss]

Yeah she’s fully and purposefully stitched everyone who’s ordered up there.

 

[ghostguy]

Pah.... it begins

Why is she not checking the email and responding to people on there she's destined to fail. She's so much more stupid than I could have ever imagined

 

[Sorrybutno]

Jesus we thought LL and Eden height difference was ridiculous. Are the harz transsexuals? I mean size 9 feet

 

[_uwu_]

Jesus we thought LL and Eden height difference was ridiculous. Are the harz transsexuals? I mean size 9 feet

What a strange hashtag, all those kids that have their faces and lives plastered all over the internet for likes

 

[Bettyshady10]

"Cosmetics team" you mean Tubby lumpkins?

I love how we have adopted this name for him. I feel proud to have introduced it to the thread

 

[Toffeebythesea]

The comments on this are spot on

 

[Iccc9]

The comments on this are spot on

Was just coming here to post this! The poster said it so well and it was so refreshing to not see her army being little cunts in the comments!

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

I love how we have adopted this name for him. I feel proud to have introduced it to the thread

It's such a classic now, it makes me laugh whenever I see it

The comments on this are spot on

Yes Josie!! ❤

Jesus we thought LL and Eden height difference was ridiculous. Are the harz transsexuals? I mean size 9 feet

I think the difference is they don't try to hide it so it's not even something that's an issue or even noticeable. The Harvey's are a tall family in general.

 

[Mrloverlover]

Why is she not checking the email and responding to people on there she's destined to fail. She's so much more stupid than I could have ever imagined

too busy eye bleeping herself and making sure LL is kissing her arse, what a sad life, they could afford to go to new york and do xmas thing there but no, they buy pickled eggs ffs