Eastenders #5 Staying Alive

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Can janine be a bad witch again pls 🙄 I’m bored
I think Janice is past her sell by date now unfortunately Eastenders are trying to bring back old characters thinking it will bump up the ratings.

Maybe Janice and Mick sail along with Janice offspring, will sail off into the sun set in the back of a black cab to Julia’s theme playing.
 
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Why does everyone think that Vincent is still alive? He's just tit acting in Hollyoaks now. Do you really want him back?
I don’t care either way but maybe the actor might return when other work dries up. Why would he even switch from Eastenders to Hollyoaks?
 
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This Stuart story is getting on my tits (scuse the pun)
It's ridiculous. All he has to do is tell the consultant he's a former addict and they would make a care plan around it. He is the epitome of an egotistical man, who is so concerned about not being manly, yet he's already a complete pussy. Honestly, at what point were men taught that running away and being a dick are important manly traits!
 
As a nurse, I’m actually appalled at how the Stuart storyline is going so far. We manage MANY addicts and former addicts with compassion and experience. Imagine being an addict yourself and seeing Stuart refusing treatment as he can’t have morphine. That could be the only episode you watch, years later you think you find a lump and don’t go get it looked at as “you know nothing can be done about it anyway as your saw it on Eastenders years ago”.
I KNOW it isn’t supposed to be medical advice and is pretend but it’s irresponsible to not have a chat sorting that aspect out in the same episode as the issue arises.
 
As a nurse, I’m actually appalled at how the Stuart storyline is going so far. We manage MANY addicts and former addicts with compassion and experience. Imagine being an addict yourself and seeing Stuart refusing treatment as he can’t have morphine. That could be the only episode you watch, years later you think you find a lump and don’t go get it looked at as “you know nothing can be done about it anyway as your saw it on Eastenders years ago”.
I KNOW it isn’t supposed to be medical advice and is pretend but it’s irresponsible to not have a chat sorting that aspect out in the same episode as the issue arises.
My exact thought when he started squealing like a pansy yet again! This is where the sub-standard research and writing becomes very obvious on EE.

The other thing I found absolutely hilarious was the consultant finding him an appointment that very week with just one click on his iPad. Even with cancer, that would never ever happen!

It's these subtle nuances that turn a potentially impactful story into a fluffy salacious drama!
 
Thanks for starting a new thread @Jelly Bean

I was going to suggest that we all post nominations for most ridiculous character of the week. There should be plenty of contenders 😆

Stuart us a close runner up for me because he's getting on my tits too 😄

However my nomination is currently going to manly Mitch 😉 The man who put off the Council repairing his roof free of charge for no apparent reason 🤔 cos he's a real handyman 🙄
What a wazzock!
 
Thanks for starting a new thread @Jelly Bean

I was going to suggest that we all post nominations for most ridiculous character of the week. There should be plenty of contenders 😆

Stuart us a close runner up for me because he's getting on my tits too 😄

However my nomination is currently going to manly Mitch 😉 The man who put off the Council repairing his roof free of charge for no apparent reason 🤔 cos he's a real handyman 🙄
What a wazzock!
Great idea. I have a contender but will wait until tonight's episode before confirming? 🤣
 
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