Ells321
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Exactly this I think we all have more fun on here having a laugh about the stupidity of it all, Than actually watching Eastenders.
Eastenders #5 Staying Alive
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ouroboros
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Hey, Dirty Den survived a shot at point blank range and a dip in the canal, so anything's possible!I know Eastenders killed him off many people think he is still alive we shall see though. Does anyone here want Vincent to return ?
Eastenders is magical so while their at it they can bring a few more people back that we would like to see
Instashamous
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Do Denise and Jack still live separately- just thought that we haven’t seen the inside of jacks house for a while have we?
And the fox residence, although half was sold off a few years ago, can somehow still fit at least 9?
And the fox residence, although half was sold off a few years ago, can somehow still fit at least 9?
ouroboros
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I love how all these houses have magic bedrooms, when most people in London can barely afford a studio flat!
LaBlonde
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kheerat saying “all this planning” - babe, you and whitney haven’t had even the bullet point of a plan this whole time. tonight’s episode definitely brought to us by grey’s whispery threatening voice.
i know i’ve mentioned it a billion times already but everything they’re doing with ben and callum right now is the absolute worst.
i know i’ve mentioned it a billion times already but everything they’re doing with ben and callum right now is the absolute worst.
Restless Native
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Shes under Grays spell. Well that was predictable
LaBlonde
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surely at this point kheerat and whitney HAVE to go to denise at least. i’m sure they’ll talk about deciding what to do next for another ten episodes though.
ouroboros
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I'm so bleeping sick of Gray. He is clearly mental! This storyline needs to end pronto!
On another note, not another dopey Beale on the way!
Cupid_Stunt
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So Dana is possibly up the duff with Bobby junior
Stuart’s hospital attire
It was quite a surprise seeing Stuart’s arse through his see through paper pants
Ells321
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He probably had Karen’s knickers on the one’s Bailey brought her.
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ouroboros
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Why is he such a friggin woss? I swear if he was my husband I'd have to (metaphorically) whoop his ass!
Ells321
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Oh don’t he is getting on my absolute tits atm he is such a twit.
I’m wondering if they are trying to get Karen and Mitch back together again so predictable
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Cady1954
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bleeping Stuart is getting on my last nerve.
Scotch Mist
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Well I only counted Callum doing one eye roll and slight huff tonight but he's such a limited actor.
Loved Stuart running off and showing us his arse
that was definitely the highlight 
Dana being up the duff, please no
It was a bit random seeing Mila again because I assumed thought she'd left with Iqra. Dana just bugger off to Leeds.
Stacey getting the job as market inspector after that appalling interview is just so unlikely and Martin being such a fool not taking it in the first place give me strength. There were no other credible qualified candidates in the whole of London
My eyes have rolled back so hard I can see the back of my head
but he's such a limited actor.Loved Stuart running off and showing us his arse
that was definitely the highlight Dana being up the duff, please no
It was a bit random seeing Mila again because I assumed thought she'd left with Iqra. Dana just bugger off to Leeds.
Stacey getting the job as market inspector after that appalling interview is just so unlikely and Martin being such a fool not taking it in the first place
give me strength. There were no other credible qualified candidates in the whole of London My eyes have rolled back so hard I can see the back of my head
ouroboros
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She's got a criminal record and hasn't actually had a proper job either. It really is stupid, like all of their storylines right now. But hey, at least no one was having afternoon bunk ups tonight!If you get offered a job, the employer isn’t going to let you defer it to someone else. Ridiculous storyline.
Instashamous
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Isn’t Stacey a qualified hairdresser?
Where are Mack and Mia?
Where are Mack and Mia?
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