Eastenders #34 I can show you an Elephant!

[TigerTim]

I was going to suggest that we start a 'Go Fund Me' so that stunning Debs can have a memorial erected on the square.

Maybe a bench in the square, with a plaque reading ‘Stunning Debs. She loved this place (even though she never actually be bothered enough to leave her bed and come here)’

 

[PamDoove]

Penny needs to seriously fuck off, what an absolute bitch.

Why do they always make characters with mobility needs so insufferable?! Adam turned out to be a s3x pest, Donna turned out alright but was a miserable bint at first, now Penny the manipulative maneater!

 

[PourSomeSugarOnMe]

Why do they always make characters with mobility needs so insufferable?! Adam turned out to be a s3x pest, Donna turned out alright but was a miserable bint at first, now Penny the manipulative maneater!

I think they do it to be inclusive - ‘ya see? people with disabilities can be cnuts like the rest of ye’

 

[AllSeeingEye123]

If this was real life, Debbie would have lost the will to live months ago listening to Reiss and Sonia wittering on and slipped away naturally

You don't enjoy hearing about Sonias ovaries?

 

[TrolleyParton]

I don’t get why the residents of Walford always resort to murder as a solution in trying times

Skint? Death
Been assaulted? Death
Cheating? Death

Especially weird given that he could have just PUT HER IN THE FREE COUNCIL NURSING HOME. She's in a coma ffs, she doesn't GAF what the curtains look like.

 

[TigerTim]

Especially weird given that he could have just PUT HER IN THE FREE COUNCIL NURSING HOME. She's in a coma ffs, she doesn't GAF what the curtains look like.

Exactly!!

 

[pommynoir]

Tommy hair stresses me out so much.

 

[Blueblue123]

Sorry, I had to laugh at Tommy trying to act the big man, explaining why Phil was a "cooler" dad by saying he took the kids to Disneyland. Ooooh, what a hard man!!

 

[Vee6]

Everyone, your ‘tributes’ to stunning Debbie over the last 12 hours or so have been absolute gold - I’ve been crying with laughter. 10/10, no notes.

Me too! Loving it

 

[AdsB]

 

[Vee6]

Tommy hair stresses me out so much.

It’s quite a do
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Fuuuuck!! Hahaha

 

[Luce0331]

I love this thread

 

[Tanley]

What a little shit Tommy is

 

[GrilledCheese]

So after all that if Sonia gets the blame, reiss won't get the life insurance money

 

[Reversible Octopus]

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Awe Stunning Debs! You've been done dirty by that creeper!

Thoughts and prayers, GFM, thoughts and prayers.

 

[gigilouxx]

It’s the fact Reiss had a go at her for even daring to not die in the bath moments before shoving a pillow over her face

 

[AdsB]

I’m sorry but this would be me in Chelsea’s shoes

 

[Hope96]

When your mum would say there's choc ices at home and wouldn't let you buy a 99 from the ice cream van.

 

[gigilouxx]

When your mum would say there's choc ices at home and wouldn't let you buy a 99 from the ice cream van.
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When you ask for McDonald’s but your mum gives you dippers and fries to go out the freezer

 

[bowtiesarecool]

For all we take the piss out of Sonia and whatnot, this article made me feel for Natalie

EastEnders' Natalie Cassidy still calls herself 'ugly' after years of bullying

'I’ll feel like the ugliest person in the room.'

metro.co.uk