Great a Whitney week. Hopefully this will mean she’ll be buggering off soon. My prediction is that she’ll marry Zach and give birth soon after, muttering the old EastEnders curse “I’ve never been so happy! I love our little family!” And then Lauren will barge in and confess she slept with Zach. And it’ll turn out her newborn has extremely rare Exploding Baby Syndrome, so when she tries to leave the square in a cab, it blows up and kills them all. Cue Julia’s Theme.
*Please don’t joke about Exploding Baby Syndrome. It affects over one baby every year worldwide. EastEnders are raising awareness.