Eastenders #29 Denise's D is buried with Keanu, while Jack's burying his D in Stacey

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

the only ghost I fancy is Ben Willbond

Oh me too actually. What a beautiful beautiful man/ ghost Captain

 

[Timz]

“Live fast, die young, leave a good-looking corpse” James Dean

 

[MeghanSnarkle]

I’m getting quite fond of ghost Keanu. He’s a much better character now that he never speaks

Nah, it's like watching bloody rentaghost I'm half expecting that panto horse to come clopping in

I'm with @AdApathy the only ghost I'm shagging is the dreamy Captain .

 

[Timz]

Oh me too actually. What a beautiful beautiful man/ ghost Captain

there’s something about a silver fox in their early 50s

 

[Tanley]

I have no idea who this captain is? Sounds like I’m missing out.

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

I have no idea who this captain is? Sounds like I’m missing out.

From the tv show Ghosts

 

[Chez300]

I’m finding the pacing really weird lately. Is tonight’s episode still set on Valentines which was a week ago now?

That’s what I was wondering, it’s still Valentine’s Day. Then are they just going to skips days to catch up? I still find it weird we don’t see them on weekends.

 

[Iamthestorm]

Nothing wrong with Keanu ghost...I'm happy.

 

[lalalandx21]

Also not disappointed by keanu in ghost form.
I am however, disappointed with this whole storyline, utter drivel
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I think Johnny has it, he’s framing the others.

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

My fork/meat thermometer theory is Elaine searched Linda’s room for her sneaky voddie stash, found it and thought ‘What has my silly daughter been up to whilst tiddlywinks this time? I’ve been looking for that!’ and just luzzed it in the kitchen to be cleaned

 

[onlooker101]

This is actually a great theory. I’m going to agree and pretend it was my idea when I discuss with people in real life

Thanks for having faith in me….although is this a bad time to tell you I was wayyyy off with my dead body day theories

But I am more convinced with this one!

 

[gigilouxx]

Ghostanu sat in that chair like that

 

[coconochanel]

My first thought was Dean as TBH there really was no need to bring him back to EE but after reading all your theories I'm not sure now.

 

[pommynoir]

My first thought was Dean as TBH there really was no need to bring him back to EE but after reading all your theories I'm not sure now.

That was my first thought too, but I just don’t see how he would let himself keep being humiliated if he had the fork. Especially after the video was deleted.

 

[Multi-21]

I’m glad I wasn’t drinking when Johnny said ‘that’s because he’s dead’ so deadpan. Would have spat it all over my sofa

 

[Eirawen]

Nothing wrong with Keanu ghost...I'm happy.

Less. Scary than Denise!!

 

[Furrytriangle]

My fork/meat thermometer theory is Elaine searched Linda’s room for her sneaky voddie stash, found it and thought ‘What has my silly daughter been up to whilst tiddlywinks this time? I’ve been looking for that!’ and just luzzed it in the kitchen to be cleaned

Will her arms thrown dramatically up in the air!

 

[Muchbee]

Linda probably moved it when she was pished and doesn't remember

 

[Whatsallthis]

Just to totally change the subject…
That look Eve gave Suki before saying let’s go upstairs Jeeeeesus!
(I am a straight married woman but by christ)

 

[Scotch Mist]

Ghostanu sat in that chair like that

Ghostanu is much more attractive when he doesn't speak