Eastenders #28 seduced by Peter's special sausage

[Mrs Fluff]

She could have at least asked “who is it?” before opening the door

I haven't been paying attention much lately so for one mad moment I thought it was Pheo!

 

[Mmayhem]

You bitches!!! Lucky Stacey in that kitchen sandwich. Love Nish, we haven't seen a baddie like this since Michael/Archie

 

[D_Wills]

Can someone fill me in on the start of the episode please? I couldn't watch any of the scenes where the alarm was in the background

Literally what was the point in that alarm going off??

 

[Multi-21]

Literally what was the point in that alarm going off??

I think it was just so Jean and Jade got to know one another. Basically a set up for future events

 

[Scotch Mist]

I think the alarm went off in the last episode to warn us about in coming hotness from Ravi. He's back on screen tonight looking mighty fine

 

[Disneygirl89]

The 6 are doing my head in now! Don't even care if they get caught. Thought they were gonna be some amazing team. Denise may as well hand herself in at this point
Their reactions are so bloody obvious it's actually hysterical.
Jack your wife is suffering and your back with the local branning bike again
And where the feck is Sharon, She's just pissed off

 

[Scotch Mist]

The 6 are doing my head in now! Don't even care if they get caught. Thought they were gonna be some amazing team. Denise may as well hand herself in at this point
Their reactions are so bloody obvious it's actually hysterical.
Jack your wife is suffering and your back with the local branning bike again
And where the feck is Sharon, She's just pissed off

Yes I'm hoping the police drag Shazza back from Australia by her ratty extensions and they all get arrested, apart from Suki who's obviously much tougher than the rest of them bearing in mind she's been married to a psychopath for 20+ years.

Stacey and Inspector Shouty is really

 

[ELFILY]

Denise is one of my fav characters but I hate it when she goes like this. It’s draining to watch!

i keep laughing about the 30 year old schoolboy too, I’ve already had my fam and friend group chat mention it

 

[Laika1234]

Oh fuck off Jack and Stacey. Sick of him being the knight to her damsel while everyone around them is treated like shite.

 

[Wynonna]

I've just read, on FB, that Kat gets pregnant. If that's true, I'll eat my hat, she's 54! They're jumping the shark

If it's FB it's probably not true

 

[Furrytriangle]

Yes I'm hoping the police drag Shazza back from Australia by her ratty extensions and they all get arrested, apart from Suki who's obviously much tougher than the rest of them bearing in mind she's been married to a psychopath for 20+ years.

Stacey and Inspector Shouty is really

They both look like they absolutely hum of stale fags.

 

[Tanley]

I stand by my prediction that there will be a Stacey/Jack pregnancy. She will finally get a Branning baby, third time lucky. The writers won’t be able to resist the complications of joint grandparents having a child together. Think of the family tree

 

[AdsB]

You bitches!!! Lucky Stacey in that kitchen sandwich. Love Nish, we haven't seen a baddie like this since Michael/Archie

I would love to be the filling in that DILF sandwich .

 

[Furrytriangle]

Also the boxing scene was so cringe. I now have the ick from Ravi.

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

If it's FB it's probably not true

We are talking about EE though, they bloody love a geriatric pregnancy

 

[Scotch Mist]

Also the boxing scene was so cringe. I now have the ick from Ravi.

What's wrong with you?
Ravi was the only good thing in tonight's episode.
Nugget is very cringey

 

[bingbongbreadfruit]

I love when we get daddy Ravi

 

[Scotch Mist]

Just stolen from the memes thread
Jack is whipping it out for Stace

 

[PourSomeSugarOnMe]

Can someone explain why this made me laugh the teacher comment sent me

 

[Eirawen]

Yes I'm hoping the police drag Shazza back from Australia by her ratty extensions and they all get arrested, apart from Suki who's obviously much tougher than the rest of them bearing in mind she's been married to a psychopath for 20+ years.

Stacey and Inspector Shouty is really

Its pretty horrible isn't it, Denise looks and acts insane so she will end up in some psychiatric hospital at this rate. Suki is standing her ground but as you say she has had to for many years.