Eastenders #23 Ravi got wood.

[gigilouxx]

Kim made me HOWL as well
“Why haven’t you signed up?”
“I haven’t had a pen”

 

[Mr Krabs]

Spoiler: 18th December

Jack feels regretful after a mistake

I assume him and Stacey sleep together next week then

Didn’t Stacey cheat on Martin with Max in a Christmas episode? Must be something about the festive season that does it for her.

Wish we could have YOU witch as a thread title.

 

[AdApathy]

Kim made me HOWL as well
“Why haven’t you signed up?”
“I haven’t had a pen”

"I can give you some of Patrick's miracle pills" had me DYING
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Didn’t Stacey cheat on Martin with Max in a Christmas episode? Must be something about the festive season that does it for her.

Wish we could have YOU witch as a thread title.

Thread Suggestion:
Eastenders #24: Stacey Slater's dreaming of a white Christmas

 

[Muchbee]

It’s embarrassing. Dot was likeable, whereas it doesn’t take much for Sonia to get on viewers nerves (including mine lol)

Sonias always been a pest hasn't she at least Dot had an endearing side- sonias just been playing a trumpet badly and in recent years become that person who constantly boasts about their job and not a lot else

 

[notsoplainjane]

Didn’t Stacey cheat on Martin with Max in a Christmas episode? Must be something about the festive season that does it for her.

Wish we could have YOU witch as a thread title.

only if the next is ''you CAAAAW''

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

only if the next is ''you CAAAAW''

And the one after that must be

 

[Timz]

Didn’t Stacey cheat on Martin with Max in a Christmas episode? Must be something about the festive season that does it for her.

Wish we could have YOU witch as a thread title.

I love it! Second that

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

On a Christmas zoom for work so watching EE on mute in the background.
Phil’s face just then shouting has killed me

 

[Timz]

For me it was Phil bursting through the door and shouting “Taylor” at the top of his lungs. Made me spit out my coffee

Phil the Terminator: I’ll be back for ma money
Weapon of choice: A baseball bat not a machine gun

 

[Reversible Octopus]

It better not be Phil. I swear to my God if it is oor Phil I'm getting his mug tattooed to me back so whenever I decided to start dating they can be reminded of his testicle head.

I actually feel proper sorry for Karen today. I hope she runs with the cash and row row row your canoe gets found out and suffers for all EE eternity.

 

[Mr Krabs]

I’m guessing the timing of the IVF means we’ll be getting a Sonia pregnancy reveal at Xmas. Which I’m already predicting will piss off the thread immensely because we’ll be wanting to see the murder storyline FFS.

Also we’ll all be roaring drunk and admitting to all the weirdest crushes in the square. Who wants to shag Shrimpy? Who wants Harvey’s sausage surprise? Can’t wait to find out.

 

[Reversible Octopus]

On a Christmas zoom for work so watching EE on

I like a bit of Mitch but my cheating lying dumpster fire of an ex was called Mitch so, y'know, it ain't going to work.

Edit.

This was supposed to reply to Mr Krabs lol.

 

[Ells321]

Canoe is a piece of tit talk about throwing your own mum under the bus. A tiny very tiny part of me feels sorry for Karen

Phil was brilliant tonight laughed out loud at him screaming “Taylor” and kicking the door down.

Finally wtf was Sonia wearing

 

[Scotch Mist]

I actually voted for Jack in the poll on the thread for The Six; I voted for him because I'm sure I read, or saw somewhere absolutely she's ago that he was leaving after this year.

Given that Jack seems the least likely at this point it probably means you're right

If I was Bernie, there's not a chance I'd let my mum take the blame for my thick as pigshit brother

Neither would I.
Canoe is a bleeping dog tit for doing that to his old lovable mum

Bringing Dean back was so random. It doesn't seem like he's been in it long enough to be considered a victim

They could have brought him back on a short contract just to be killed off

 

[AL10]

duck I thought Sonia was Dot’s ghost

 

[Luce0331]

I actually voted for Jack in the poll on the thread for The Six; I voted for him because I'm sure I read, or saw somewhere absolutely she's ago that he was leaving after this year.

I’m also convinced I read that Jack was leaving Eastenders but I can’t find anything about that anywhere so maybe we both had the same dream or something?

 

[Ells321]

Karen ain’t got nothing on king Phil when it comes to weapons

 

[Cady1954]

Christ has Debbie woken up?

 

[gigilouxx]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
THE BAT!!!!!! i just scream laughed
side note QUEEN Jessie Wallace covering up a sneeze when all is kicking off at the start ⚰ what an ICON!

Wtf that’s just made me realise. No one on eastenders ever sneezes, or farts

 

[Scotch Mist]

Karen ain’t got nothing on king Phil when it comes to weapons
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Phils 'got wood' as well