Eastenders #22 Canoe is up hit creek without a paddle!

[Mr Krabs]

I think so too.

Spoiler: Pheeeo

So ghastly stalker Theo pleads guilty tonight but surely this isn't the end? He still thinks that Stacey is in a relationship with him. Did he record her in the pub? I can't believe he's just going to trot off to prison willingly.

Feowww was definitely recording Stacey or has some sort of ‘evidence’ they’re in a relationship which he’ll pull out to try and blackmail her/put her in jail.

Or he’ll get a suspended sentence and get released on Xmas day, realise Stacey was lying and then go after her. Messing with a stalker seems a bad idea.

 

[TaurusWithLove]

But weird Sharon didn’t pick up on albie knowing Malcolm

She’s a ditzy gal

 

[AdsB]

I had a weird dream the other night that Nish had locked me in a basement. Honestly I wasn’t mad about it .

 

[onlooker101]

Spoiler: Tonight’s episode

Also forgot to say, Vinny is thick as tit! That is all

 

[Amydior1947]

Apparently Christmas Day episode is 9.30-10.30pm. Maybe we will get Phil calling everyone c**ts after all

 

[AdApathy]

Apparently Christmas Day episode is 9.30-10.30pm. Maybe we will get Phil calling everyone c**ts after all

omg I hope so

 

[PourSomeSugarOnMe]

Apparently Christmas Day episode is 9.30-10.30pm. Maybe we will get Phil calling everyone c**ts after all

Now that would be a Xmas episode worth tuning in for

ive a horrible feeling that after the Xmas episode, there will be a collective ‘is that it!!??’
Its been hyped up and promoted excessively which could ultimately lead to a massive letdown

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Spoiler: Tonight’s ep

I’m sorry but how does Suki not know that there’s cctv in the shop? Surely it’s a given that there would be!

 

[Amydior1947]

Now that would be a Xmas episode worth tuning in for

ive a horrible feeling that after the Xmas episode, there will be a collective ‘is that it!!??’
Its been hyped up and promoted excessively which could ultimately lead to a massive letdown

Me too. Historically, I never ‘get it’ and have to watch again. Do you think it’ll be on at 6am

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

Apparently Christmas Day episode is 9.30-10.30pm. Maybe we will get Phil calling everyone c**ts after all

Eastenders has been on past 9pm on Christmas Day for the last few years but it’s never been more sweary or gritty because of it
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Me too. Historically, I never ‘get it’ and have to watch again. Do you think it’ll be on at 6am

I doubt for a big reveal episode they will still have the early drop on iplayer, they will want everyone to collectively watch it when it’s broadcast on BBC1. Last year’s Xmas ep didn’t have a 6am iplayer drop neither

 

[Furrytriangle]

Apparently Christmas Day episode is 9.30-10.30pm. Maybe we will get Phil calling everyone c**ts after all

Be still my beating heart

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Now that would be a Xmas episode worth tuning in for

ive a horrible feeling that after the Xmas episode, there will be a collective ‘is that it!!??’
Its been hyped up and promoted excessively which could ultimately lead to a massive letdown

 

[Scotch Mist]

How did Suki knock up that feast in 5 minutes?
She must be a whizz in the kitchen, but fails to remember that the minute mart has CCTV

Suki will probably be late to to meet Eve because she's busy doing the washing up.

I'm looking forward to seeing Nish lose his tit anyway

 

[Ells321]

Karen is digging her own grave at this point with the amount of spending she’s doing. Can’t believe Theo plead guilty although I don’t think this is the end of the story.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Spoiler: Tonight’s ep

I’m sorry but how does Suki not know that there’s cctv in the shop? Surely it’s a given that there would be!

There’s no CCTV when someone is sticking flyers all over the square, spray painting insults or faking a kidnapping. But when it’s convenient there’s always a camera.

 

[Timz]

I think there was the start of tension building in tonight’s episode, I was scared for Stacey, and for SukEve.
My highlights were:
Jack and Martin arriving to see Deranged “Scrote” Theo go down

Ravi flirting with Priya and his sexy smile, and not to make passes at family members was said tongue in cheek I can understand Priya sat cross legged throughout and her openness in fancying GDILF Nish

Avani Chips mentioning the family get together like Brigerton (wasn’t Priya actress from this )

SukEve in matching Kimonos
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And finally Suki side-eye and smile when Priya eventually lost interest in getting blackmail money (after her chat from Ravi), but thinks Suki has a toyboy also Ravi having no idea about SukEve is hilarious even though he went past them the other day

 

[orlyb1310]

I did actually laugh out loud at Suki going to Priya 'if I'd given birth to you, I would've slapped the midwife' the delivery was iconic

 

[AdsB]

I did actually laugh out loud at Suki going to Priya 'if I'd given birth to you, I would've slapped the midwife' the delivery was iconic

But witches slap, Panesar’s punch

 

[Timz]

OMG Nish’s face when he zooms in on SukEve enjoying their clandestine kiss

 

[AdsB]

OMG Nish’s face when he zooms in on SukEve enjoying their clandestine kiss

I NEED TO WATCH THIS!
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I YouTubed it as I can’t wait to watch 2 episodes. Don’t be mad Nish. That could be me and you in the Minute Mart .