Eastenders #17 You're the mushroom nobody wants on a plate of full English

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I’ve just caught up and watched 3/4
consecutive eps where Martin and Stacey have resolved their differences kid episode only to break up at the end of the episode, rinse and repeat.

Jean calling Martin the love of Stacey’s life was silly too, how many life changing soul mates has she had now? I thought Bradley was the love of her life, what about Kush? What about Max? What about Kheerat?

Sharon pining over that beady eyed block head (who is dressing her btw? She looks like a fridge every episode) was the last straw.
 
I loved her look with this hair
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I am totally bored of the on again off again Stacey and Martin, I agree it’s completely her choice but could understand why Martin was struggling with it, can’t understand why he kept struggling with it then changing his mind 🙄. How many times have the Slaters had fish and chips this week? Maybe Stacey should stop buying chips and start saving her money for the extra mouth to feed (which really isn’t going to cost a lot until they are much older, if she was fostering a 9 year old I’d get it, mine is eating me out of house and home, might have to join only fans myself to get through the summer holidays 😂).
 
I think theo was maybe asking her to strum her guitar perhaps? That was my first thought 🤣 or maybe I'm just dirty minded.

I apologise in advance for ruining everyone’s breakfast…

I think he asked her to shove a particularly explicit object 🍆 in… *ahem*… yeah. He seems like such a wrong ‘un, I’ll eat my dog’s food if it’s just a bit of clit flicking 🤣🤢
 
How did he send that text when he was standing on the doorstep not on his phone
 
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