Dizzee Rascal is the award winning singer in his 30s arrested by police on suspicion of assaulting his girlfriend at her London flat

[Sheila Bloom]

It was nothing to do with the fact he was black or a rapper whatsoever. It was the fact that he ticked all the boxes for the very vague clues we had. Some of us actually trawled back through listsom of number 1 albums over the past 20 years and did our research coming to the (correct) conclusion it was him.

Not sure why ur quoting me? I was just replying to someone else. Wasn’t me who said it was the fact he is black or a rapper

 

[Curlymushrooms]

Just here helping the thread reach page 72

In honour of Stormzy is 72 years old is 72 years old

Still one of my fave ever tattle threads

Same here! 4 more pages to go

 

[Timz]

Looks like Dizzie been living his best life at his summer festivals
As the world turns… Hey ho, it’s three weeks til his court date, hopefully we’ll have a new thread around then
In other news, depending which way to look at things, Optometrists now say hindsight is 27:72, not 20:20

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

Come on team, we are so close to 72 pages

 

[citrineday]

this isn’t a joke and just found it quite amusing

i can hear dizzie rascal performing live rn he is near my house lol

 

[Timz]

this isn’t a joke and just found it quite amusing

i can hear dizzie rascal performing live rn he is near my house lol

Is the postcode E3 AF summit?

 

[TheSilverFox]

Oh wow, I didn't realise the case had been solved!

Also, Stormzy is 72 years old.

 

[Emerald37]

Nearly on 69
Stormzy is 72 years old is 72

 

[TheSilverFox]

Stormzy is 72 years old, let's party



I'll pour the drinks.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Only 8 months into the year and one man has already been 27, 28, and now Stormzy is 72 years old

 

[watermelon sugar]

I've just got something to say and I think this is the right thread for it

Spoiler

Stormzy is 72 years old

 

[citrineday]

I've just got something to say and I think this is the right thread for it

Spoiler

Stormzy is 72 years old is 72 years old

are you sure? i’m not sure it’s been said enough times to be certain yet

 

[Traazers]

Am I gonna be the person to say that this is whole story isn’t funny any more? I’m a big dizzier fan and yep let’s get him cancelled (maybe?) but also let’s leave skepta (72) out of it. Either gossip or move on, this thread is dead. I would have loved if it hadn’t been but it is.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Am I gonna be the person to say that this is whole story isn’t funny any more? I’m a big dizzier fan and yep let’s get him cancelled (maybe?) but also let’s leave skepta (72) out of it. Either gossip or move on, this thread is dead. I would have loved if it hadn’t been but it is.

Skepta is 72 as well??

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

They do say things slow down a little as you age...just like this thread. It's like it's taking a little nanna nap before the final push for the next four pages

P.S. Stormzy is 72 years old

 

[Curlymushrooms]

Hiya lovelies!
Just trying to get us to 72 pages

 

[Timz]

Skepta is also 72

 

[ohhhwhataday]

Dude. James Arthur wasn’t born in London. So, it’s not him.

Having Personally met him no way it would have been him sorry late to the party only just joined and seen his name mentioned

 

[Whoops i said it]

Having Personally met him no way it would have been him sorry late to the party only just joined and seen his name mentioned

Welcome to the party. Stormzy is 72 years old is 72.

 

[Captainmouse]

Welcome to the party. Stormzy is 72 years old is 72 years old is 72.

But surely having had a birthday hes 82 now