for a couple, who are so bleeping sweet they’re like aspartame, the mask is slipping and I love it 
Victoria can’t hold back her irritation at life, (real life, not her animal crossing island of alani
That’s ok)
Someone in the chat is telling them about granny betty who went viral on the tiktok, Ian as ever....pretends to give a tit,
asked for a link god love him, VICTORIA IS HAVING NONE OF IT Victoria needs to tell everyone for the nineteenth time what snack she thinks is “everything” or “the dream”
god they were so bitchy to each other, they joke about ian having “sassy pants” (family friendly as always, apologise for having an opinion on everything, my fav colour is red!....but sorry if that offends all other colours)
but Victoria is a flat out cow to him
if he said the sky was blue she’d tell the chat it was more of a light grey but “okayyyy, moving on”
complete outrage at the fact people are shopping in Asda or primark,
but she’ll happily fly across the world for a bleeping dole whip and a sit down in magic kindom, and she might go to target but she might not.
I think ian is embarrassed at the amount of questions asking them about Florida in July, he must know they’re acting like idiots but he’s trying to defend her, but it’s the one time I see him get snappy whilst clarifying she hasn’t made a decision yet,
She’s pretending she’s ok with not going so she doesn’t look stupid if she can’t,
But nearly 3 hours on the phone checking accommodation, buying masks, checking her insurance covers her,
She would fly that plane herself if she could.
I thought she was about to duck ian out the window when he tried to link his amazon chair in the chat
that was both boring as hell and highly amusing.
also, why is ian crying about missing Disney. He wasn’t planning to go until September anyway
Victoria can’t hold back her irritation at life, (real life, not her animal crossing island of alani
That’s ok)Someone in the chat is telling them about granny betty who went viral on the tiktok, Ian as ever....pretends to give a tit,
asked for a link god love him, VICTORIA IS HAVING NONE OF IT
Victoria needs to tell everyone for the nineteenth time what snack she thinks is “everything” or “the dream”god they were so bitchy to each other, they joke about ian having “sassy pants” (family friendly as always, apologise for having an opinion on everything, my fav colour is red!....but sorry if that offends all other colours)
but Victoria is a flat out cow to him
if he said the sky was blue she’d tell the chat it was more of a light grey but “okayyyy, moving on”
complete outrage at the fact people are shopping in Asda or primark,
but she’ll happily fly across the world for a bleeping dole whip and a sit down in magic kindom, and she might go to target but she might not.
I think ian is embarrassed at the amount of questions asking them about Florida in July, he must know they’re acting like idiots but he’s trying to defend her, but it’s the one time I see him get snappy whilst clarifying she hasn’t made a decision yet,
She’s pretending she’s ok with not going so she doesn’t look stupid if she can’t,
But nearly 3 hours on the phone checking accommodation, buying masks, checking her insurance covers her,
She would fly that plane herself if she could.
I thought she was about to duck ian out the window when he tried to link his amazon chair in the chat
that was both boring as hell and highly amusing.
also, why is ian crying about missing Disney. He wasn’t planning to go until September anyway
Me too, it will be my working from home entertainment this morning
I’m still furloughed from work so I have the time unfortunately. One of the people on the live was saying they have Covid-19 so Ian was saying how sorry he was to hear etc. and hopes she is on the mend but all Victoria was bothered about was showing the new face masks she’s bought from boohoo and her mum has made her to match the f**king play suits. What is wrong with that women 
