Depher/CPH CIC #3 No nervous breakdown, I’m good, honest.

[Seaford Haggington]

We can read your accounts.

ETA: It is extremely unprofessional to publish accounts and then put out statements on social media that contradict the accounts.

 

[MavisBeacon]

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We can read your accounts.

ETA: It is extremely unprofessional to publish accounts and then put out statements on social media that contradict the accounts.

Maybe he means VAT as well as corporation tax, PAYE etc? Still tricksy as they are different things

 

[ChiaraRimini]

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We can read your accounts.

ETA: It is extremely unprofessional to publish accounts and then put out statements on social media that contradict the accounts.

PUBLIC INFORMATION

If James wasn’t so dense he would have set up a charity which wouldn’t need to pay tax on donations.

 

[Pkershaw]

The account has available funds for £70k to be withdrawn.
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You give discount before VAT, not after.

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Yeah this makes no sense at all. I've seen it a few times on his invoices. He seems to have a fundamental misunderstanding of VAT. 20% of zero doesn't equal £33.60, Brainiac . If his discount was 50%, would he still charge a VAT figure based on the full price?

What a moron. His accountant must be tearing his hair out.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Yeah this makes no sense at all. I've seen it a few times on his invoices. He seems to have a fundamental misunderstanding of VAT. 20% of zero doesn't equal £33.60, Brainiac . If his discount was 50%, would he still charge a VAT figure based on the full price?

What a moron. His accountant must be tearing his hair out.

I think if they are fantasy invoices it doesn't matter.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

If I had the time and inclination, I’d love to do a PhD thesis on how so many thick and yet cunning people have managed to hoodwink the general population into giving them vast sums of cash.

 

[mchops]

If I had the time and inclination, I’d love to do a PhD thesis on how so many thick and yet cunning people have managed to hoodwink the general population into giving them vast sums of cash.

You sound like shelbyvile and their lack of mono rail

 

[lilykestrel]

If I had the time and inclination, I’d love to do a PhD thesis on how so many thick and yet cunning people have managed to hoodwink the general population into giving them vast sums of cash.

"Chapter III, Deployment of the Health Issue"

 

[Sensible Susan]

If I had the time and inclination, I’d love to do a PhD thesis on how so many thick and yet cunning people have managed to hoodwink the general population into giving them vast sums of cash.

I think you should, it would help so many people. Shall I start crowdfunding for you?

 

[gimm3more]

Hahahahahah

 

[Lazarus]

I tell ye what: positioning yourself on Twitter as someone who does good things for poor people is a very, very lucrative business.

 

[UsedWeddingDress]

I tell ye what: positioning yourself on Twitter as someone who does good things for poor people is a very, very lucrative business.

it seems easy to sneak under the radar when you're "doing good work for the community!"

 

[Hold my beans]

If I had the time and inclination, I’d love to do a PhD thesis on how so many thick and yet cunning people have managed to hoodwink the general population into giving them vast sums of cash.

Is the term 'opportunist criminal'?

 

[VielleFemme]

If I had the time and inclination, I’d love to do a PhD thesis on how so many thick and yet cunning people have managed to hoodwink the general population into giving them vast sums of cash.

Yeah, who even knew there was this much spare cash sloshing around?

 

[mchops]

I'm not a domestic 'engineer' but I'm getting in on this.
This #old Uzbek #cancer suffers HAD no electric for eleveteen years. #nohotwater #julieandrews boiler on same circuit as trumble #dryer.
Mchops llp #free

 

[Notmycat]

I'm not a domestic 'engineer' but I'm getting in on this.
This #old Uzbek #cancer suffers HAD no electric for eleveteen years. #nohotwater #julieandrews boiler on same circuit as trumble #dryer.
Mchops llp #free
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But how many times a day do you tit yourself?
Have you bought a house for your relative / community.
You forgot the PUBLIC NOTICE and how much the cancer sufferer has in the bank.

 

[mchops]

If this takes off I'll buy us all houses, then we can all tit on the public

 

[Hold my beans]

I'm not a domestic 'engineer' but I'm getting in on this.
This #old Uzbek #cancer suffers HAD no electric for eleveteen years. #nohotwater #julieandrews boiler on same circuit as trumble #dryer.
Mchops llp #free
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Where's the DO NOT USE sticker?

 

[Pkershaw]

It’s like an episode of DIY SOS with a hoover thrown in for good measure

 

[gimm3more]

It’s like an episode of DIY SOS with a hoover thrown in for good measure

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I like the fact he shows the woman’s face before sticking a massive bleeping smiley face over her. Also I’m pretty sure this was the woman in Liverpool who was a cuckoo victim.