Depher/CPH CIC #2 The erratic and reactive way you run this causes half your problems
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lilykestrel
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Wonder if "supporting the homeless" means buying a house to rent out to somebody
Seaford Haggington
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He really just makes it up as he goes along.
And he is admitting to charging VAT that he does not pass to HMRC. If this fund wasn't a fantasy it would be £1 to the fund and £0.20 to the taxman.
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Sensible Susan
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"Duchy of Lancaster Benevolent Fund" there's an oxymoron if ever I saw one
gimm3more
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Some thoughts on his latest PUBLIC INFORMATION nonsense
1) These screenshots of Asda order confirmations prove nothing- these could literally be his own family’s food shops. (See also: Amazon purchases)
2) There is no “CIC bank audit”. You submitted unaudited accounts to Companies House. Funnily enough the balance sheet don’t have an “Asda food shops” section.
3) Why has he tagged a Farmfoods sponsored golf tournament instead of the actual shop
4) Spending £13k on Spam, Fray Bentos Pies and Pot Noodles is NOT where your plumbing and heating money should be going and bragging about it is just helping the Regulator in investigating your misappropriation of funds.
5) The DEPHER (not plumbing and heating related) food drive charged £3 (cash only) for people to actually access said food. So whilst you may have allegedly spent thousands you clawed a good chunk of it back.
He is so insane and unhinged the CIC needs to be struck off
1) These screenshots of Asda order confirmations prove nothing- these could literally be his own family’s food shops. (See also: Amazon purchases)
2) There is no “CIC bank audit”. You submitted unaudited accounts to Companies House. Funnily enough the balance sheet don’t have an “Asda food shops” section.
3) Why has he tagged a Farmfoods sponsored golf tournament instead of the actual shop
4) Spending £13k on Spam, Fray Bentos Pies and Pot Noodles is NOT where your plumbing and heating money should be going and bragging about it is just helping the Regulator in investigating your misappropriation of funds.
5) The DEPHER (not plumbing and heating related) food drive charged £3 (cash only) for people to actually access said food. So whilst you may have allegedly spent thousands you clawed a good chunk of it back.
He is so insane and unhinged the CIC needs to be struck off
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lilykestrel
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has he consulted a spin doctor?
Seaford Haggington
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Some thoughts on his latest PUBLIC INFORMATION nonsense
1) These screenshots of Asda order confirmations prove nothing- these could literally be his own family’s food shops. (See also: Amazon purchases)
2) There is no “CIC bank audit”. You submitted unaudited accounts to Companies House. Funnily enough the balance sheet don’t have an “Asda food shops” section.
3) Why has he tagged a Farmfoods sponsored golf tournament instead of the actual shop
4) Spending £13k on Spam, Fray Bentos Pies and Pot Noodles is NOT where your plumbing and heating money should be going and bragging about it is just helping the Regulator in investigating your misappropriation of funds.
5) The DEPHER (not plumbing and heating related) food drive charged £3 (cash only) for people to actually access said food. So whilst you may have allegedly spent thousands you clawed a good chunk of it back.
He is so insane and unhinged the CIC needs to be struck off
The accounts speak for themselves, even with most of the detail obfuscated behind top level descriptions.
CabalofBolorneaise
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TBF it doesn’t seem like he’s that far off if he’s getting the absolute cheapest of everything, which we know from previous posts he is.
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WoolyMammoth
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Because of this, I'm now singing Whitney Houston's lost hit single "I wanna rent to somebody. I wanna buy a house for somebody. Yeh, I wanna rent to somebody, to somebody that knows meee" in my head on loop.
Seaford Haggington
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The grift is that even if the impressive sounding figures he boasts about on twitter are true, it means only a fraction of revenue is being used for the core plumbing business.
BeenWaitingALongTime
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In the food drive nonsense, why does he buy loads of the shittest food going?
Hot dogs? spam? other ultra processed tinned meats
Its all disgusting and as unhealthy as it gets
Is it to drive the cancer rates further in the carcinogenic hotspot of Burnley?
Hot dogs? spam? other ultra processed tinned meats
Its all disgusting and as unhealthy as it gets
Is it to drive the cancer rates further in the carcinogenic hotspot of Burnley?
Seaford Haggington
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Does this bleep not have access to Google? If you are going to pay a plumber just call one. You don't need to virtue signal on twitter or involve Carol Vorderman.
ThisIsMyDragName
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Carol’s jumped into her plane with her spanner. She’s on her way!
lilykestrel
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Should have tagged Anneka Rice in, bet she could get a gang out and then run round pestering them telling them they're not working hard enough whilst doing duck all
three_barrels
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The "Www.depher.com" is starting to annoy me. It's like he's typing in the address on Word 97 and it's capitalised it by mistake.
Seaford Haggington
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Can you point to this community fund in your accounts please?
WoolyMammoth
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It's an actual plumbing repair Seaford. This is as good as it's going to get in terms of alignment with the stated CIC objectives.
Give it 10 minutes and he'll be paying for potholes to be filled or a supermarket free for all or buying another house for people what he knows.
ChiaraRimini
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PUBLIC NOTICE
It’s a massive ballache when you have a water leak out of hours.
everyone should know where their stopcock is (oo er) and have the phone number for a trusted local plumber in case of emergency.
if not, post on your local FB group or similar to ask for help, don’t message some random CIC that’s miles away from you.
Seaford Haggington
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Tried starting a new thread but I think we need a mod to create a "Depher" tag.
VeniVidiVicki
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