Denise Curran #6 OT, Influencer and Mum. Jack of all trades, but master of none

[Lady-who-lunches]

And Miiiiichael thought he had booked a hot tub for himself but no kids pool!!!!! Such a great partner, they really are the dream team

 

[BetteLynch]

And Miiiiichael thought he had booked a hot tub for himself but no kids pool!!!!! Such a great partner, they really are the dream team

Her family call him the travel agent, not a very good one if he messed up the booking. They were probably happy to pay a lot for that apartment based on the hot tub. What’s the bet they tried to get refunded some money because there wasn’t one?!
She is always yapping about something regarding the holiday accommodation. How about just book a family friendly package holiday and stop trying to be some big I AM in fancy apartments?!
What’s the chances they’re headed to Martinhal on a gifted stay? Seen some huns frequenting that place before.

 

[ClareMcD]

Those glasses ..someone tell her they’re not funky or trendy

 

[LurkingLuke]

Her family call him the travel agent, not a very good one if he messed up the booking. They were probably happy to pay a lot for that apartment based on the hot tub. What’s the bet they tried to get refunded some money because there wasn’t one?!
She is always yapping about something regarding the holiday accommodation. How about just book a family friendly package holiday and stop trying to be some big I AM in fancy apartments?!
What’s the chances they’re headed to Martinhal on a gifted stay? Seen some huns frequenting that place before.

In his defence, Denise won’t stay anywhere without a washing machine and enough rooms to smuggle in her family to reduce the costs which essentially rules out 95% of accomodation options for him

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Ah lads, what did I say “miiiichealllll loves a hot tub”.

Her family are gone home and she’s moving apartment.

Sorry now but what part of this packing, moving, shopping, cooking and washing clothes nonsense screams “nice relaxing few days away”.

Did you hear the fkn airplane . The apartment must be at the end of the runway.

ETA: she hated the apartment

 

[Uninkinpoop]

I think Mummy Curran stayed. You can hear her in the background when they are waving the plane off! Reece looked like be was just plunked on the sand for a photo. There wasn't a bucket and spade in sight or tiny footprints in the sand!!

 

[LurkingLuke]

Ah yes - I think you are right, makes sense when she said half the crew gone…she’ll have a few more days of ditching the kids & drinking wine then so with her babysitter still with her

She definitely didn’t like the apartment, it was brand new & a luxury apartment she said in one breathe, then in the next she said hopefully the next place is nicer she has notions on herself.

You get what you pay for Frenise!

 

[Lolly_1]

I think Mummy Curran stayed. You can hear her in the background when they are waving the plane off! Reece looked like be was just plunked on the sand for a photo. There wasn't a bucket and spade in sight or tiny footprints in the sand!!

I really don't get the whole jointed at the hip "family" family holidays.. It's just gives me the ick, Mrs makeup and and the dress house do it to!
Her holiday looks tit who takes a bath in the middle of the morning on a "sun" holiday and the cooking is not my idea of a a relaxing holiday!
And she had more on her plate today than yesterday no waste in that room!

 

[Justherefortittle]

That looks a like a golf resort he’s likely able to claim that as expenses

Who can be arsed going away with family on holidays, especially multiple times a year.
Odd the Gallaghers never be on any of these gigs but the Currans are always on the invite list.

The type of holidays she has and the way she spends the time when there gives me the ick in general!
Should that be how she spends her day reinventing leftovers, the endless laundry or the constant switching of accommodation!
I couldn’t be arsed with any of it.

Even one year our room wasn’t what we expected and the rep took three days to contact us.
Offered to move us to another room in the same hotel and I was no it’s grand - too much hassle.
But I will take a complimentary late checkout if it’s going

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Her holidays look like a prison sentence to me. If I’m not going to a 5 star hotel with a spa and pillow menu, I’m not going.

 

[Justherefortittle]

Her holidays look like a prison sentence to me. If I’m not going to a 5 star hotel with a spa and pillow menu, I’m not going.

Im not quite that boujee as my bank balance doesn’t justify it but I like your style
Mines normally 4 star ️

 

[KelNoe]

Awww it's bad when she can't get dolled up to get wrote off (and badly promote voduz/Bperfect) cos the babysitters are away home. Sniff. Can't Saint Michaeeelll not mind the child for 10 mins

 

[BetteLynch]

I actually don’t think her parents babysit much at all, she left them with her sister for the date day last time. Why would you just not put them to bed and let Pappy & Nanny sit in the apartment to go for a meal at night?
Kids are having a slop she is calling lasagne for dinner after a feed of leftover spuds, beans and egg for lunch.
If a “holiday” includes cooking and washing then, to me, that’s no holiday.
May as well just be in a mobile in The Port!
And this change of location, could you be arsed?!

 

[SweatyBettyT]

I actually don’t think her parents babysit much at all, she left them with her sister for the date day last time. Why would you just not put them to bed and let Pappy & Nanny sit in the apartment to go for a meal at night?
Kids are having a slop she is calling lasagne for dinner after a feed of leftover spuds, beans and egg for lunch.
If a “holiday” includes cooking and washing then, to me, that’s no holiday.
May as well just be in a mobile in The Port!
And this change of location, could you be arsed?!

I could not be fucked with changing location/accommodation. Her holidays would give me nightmares. She’d want to start working harder so she can book a proper holiday.

 

[BetteLynch]

And now it’s lashing… I’ll repeat again, may as well be in a caravan in The Port!
Anybody knows at this time of year it’s better to go to canaries as the weather is usually a bit warmer than Spain or Portugal

 

[Justherefortittle]

It’s dull here, we spent the morning at the pool

Did she duck wouldn’t even take them to the pool when the sun is splitting the stones.
What she most likely means is kids played in the paddling pool whilst mummy & daddy. did the hot tub

And they are all obsessed with sharing the same content
You will need more than a hardback book from Anna Mathur to sort out all your issues Denise!

 

[Lady-who-lunches]

Is she aware that children under 5 should not use hot tubs????? Wasn’t Ceeeeena in with Miiiiiiiiichaek yesterday?

 

[BetteLynch]

Is she aware that children under 5 should not use hot tubs????? Wasn’t Ceeeeena in with Miiiiiiiiichaek yesterday?

She is well aware, sure don’t you know she knows it all?!
She was in a hot tub when she was pregnant as well.
Her choice, her babies is the response.

 

[angel911]

Yet again poor deneese seems to have booked the holiday from hell - the usual routine - family with her, eating leftovers, drinking as and when she can, clothes horse up for god forbid she has to take home dirty clothes finding an Irish pub for (hopefully) cheap food. Aaaaaand then complaining when she realises what a tit show it all is. Then it rains bahahahahahaha

 

[BetteLynch]

Yet again poor deneese seems to have booked the holiday from hell - the usual routine - family with her, eating leftovers, drinking as and when she can, clothes horse up for god forbid she has to take home dirty clothes finding an Irish pub for (hopefully) cheap food. Aaaaaand then complaining when she realises what a tit show it all is. Then it rains bahahahahahaha

When are they home? Gives thunder storms Friday & Saturday.