Denise Curran #5 Ran the roads, spreading the pox, doesn’t care her ads are all flops

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BetteLynch said:
Had to be a reason they're eating chicken dippers for breakfast, lunch and dinner! 🤦🏽‍♀️
Last night’s salad story should have been marked as an ad. But in typical Denise style the sneaky product placement comes first!

Maybe she caught a few chickens down the road after the lorry fire? Wasn’t that down her way?
How totally stupid of her to be advertising a chicken product after that happening on her doorstep! She really is totally dense! Dense with a capital I = Denise 😂
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It would be hard to find a more ignorant person than Denise
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Lorry transporting hens catches fire near Moy

A lorry transporting a large number of hens has caught fire near Moy this evening (Sunday). There were reports of a loud bang before the…
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Jesus her content is atrocious. Every thing about her screams cheap and chavvy. And I’m not sure
I’ve ever endured a more inarticulate hun.
 
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That cheese balls ad she marketed as being for Tesco actually a cheese balls ad for the company Chicken with attitude.
She liked to think she’s in the right lane for the big guys but actually she is pathetic small fry.

So easy to find in Tesco, not for you Denise when you shop in only Lidl or M&S reduced aisle.

It was evident all she bought in Tesco was probably the gougons as Lidl Lidl Lidl getting mentioned all through the stories.

She is thick as tit about all things food apart from the availability of siracha, pesto or sweet chilli sauce to flavour absolutely everything.
Surprised she just didn’t add Lidl red pesto to her Açai sure it’s red it will do rightly!

Good on people calling her out on the nutritional value and contents of the gougons.
Only way you are guaranteed it 100% chicken and no nasty is to easily make your own, pop in freezer and cook accordingly.
 
Justherefortittle said:
Good on people calling her out on the nutritional value and contents of the gougons.
Only way you are guaranteed it 100% chicken and no nasty is to easily make your own, pop in freezer and cook accordingly.
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Well, I for one, have been well and truly influenced to make my own chicken goujons from scratch tonight!
100% chicken breast, coated in flour, egg and crunchy cornflakes. No 61% chicken for my family!
 
BetteLynch said:
Well, I for one, have been well and truly influenced to make my own chicken goujons from scratch tonight!
100% chicken breast, coated in flour, egg and crunchy cornflakes. No 61% chicken for my family!
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We used to have a lot of bread wastage as I don’t like freezing it and toasting from frozen or defrosting for sandwiches.
I now blitz it in my nutribullet and freeze, perfect for coating your own chicken & fish, do a herb crust on meat or fish, mixing into meatballs or homemade sausdelicious pesto breadcrumb salmon or scattering over pasta bakes.
Or a big tray of delicious homemade stuffing - I could eat a full bowl of that!

That’s homemade cooking Denise - not crap from the supermarket fridge or freezer!
 
Must be in the fear after last weeks car stories and the ripple it caused. No drive time thoughts from Denise on her way to Newtownards, but she managed lots of stories travelling up Ballymena the other day

The parking payment ticket - no it’s not spreading kindness it’s you being a greedy bleep.

Away to do a paid gig in your gifted lipstick!
Talking about spreading kindness and you have included your affiliate link and poorly marked ad for BPerfect in your spreading kindness story:

Should have left that ticket at the pay station for some poor soul who had no change or issues with the meter.

Take take take.
 
cooper95 said:
Acai bowl containing frozen maroon stuff and mueslay 😂
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That was brilliant. Fk me, she’s stupid
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Justherefortittle said:
The parking payment ticket - no it’s not spreading kindness it’s you being a greedy bleep.
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She so tight. Delighted with finding a parking ticket so she didn’t have to put her hand in her pocket. Didn’t she get a parking fine recently too?
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PR invite needs to be front and center Dumbnise. She’s raging she didn’t get an overnight stay and is throwing some shade … it’s smaller than Galgorm bla bla
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Denise missed the memo about how polls actually work🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Do you want to see what I got for free from Wardens?

The options are:

[a] yes
OR
yes

Let me know 🤔
 

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SweatyBettyT said:
PR invite needs to be front and center Dumbnise. She’s raging she didn’t get an overnight stay and is throwing some shade … it’s smaller than Galgorm bla bla
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Now now, she deserves a spa day - this the first ever mum of two under two who never has me time or time to herself and Michael. She certainly hasn’t had any girls holidays, weekend away, days and night out with Michael, spa treatments, facials, reiki, massages or time away from her children in the past 2 months.

None at all. Except when the kids are thrown in crèche 5 days a week so she can work 2 days.
Just no time to herself. She totally deserves it. And probably deserves the two bottles of wine she will drink before she collects them from crèche.
 
LurkingLuke said:
Now now, she deserves a spa day - this the first ever mum of two under two who never has me time or time to herself and Michael. She certainly hasn’t had any girls holidays, weekend away, days and night out with Michael, spa treatments, facials, reiki, massages or time away from her children in the past 2 months.

None at all. Except when the kids are thrown in crèche 5 days a week so she can work 2 days.
Just no time to herself. She totally deserves it. And probably deserves the two bottles of wine she will drink before she collects them from crèche.
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Well … when you put it like that🤣 poor wee Denise, the crathur. Has had no me time as past few months 🤣
 
SweatyBettyT said:
That was brilliant. Fk me, she’s stupid
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She so tight. Delighted with finding a parking ticket so she didn’t have to put her hand in her pocket. Didn’t she get a parking fine recently too?
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PR invite needs to be front and center Dumbnise. She’s raging she didn’t get an overnight stay and is throwing some shade … it’s smaller than Galgorm bla bla
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Denise missed the memo about how polls actually work🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Do you want to see what I got for free from Wardens?

The options are:

[a] yes
OR
yes

Let me know 🤔
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Her *shop local* made me laugh!
how is Newtownards "local" 🚗🚗
And she was only der because they paid her to visit store! 🤑🤑🤑
Does she really expect people to drive 1 to 1 hr 1/2 to shop .... when her friend has a similar shop in armagh or McParlands in Newry 🤯🤯
 
Lolly_1 said:
Her *shop local* made me laugh!
how is Newtownards "local" 🚗🚗
And she was only der because they paid her to visit store! 🤑🤑🤑
Does she really expect people to drive 1 to 1 hr 1/2 to shop .... when her friend has a similar shop in armagh or McParlands in Newry 🤯🤯
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Denise follows the money. She gives zero fucks about supporting local shops. Mind you, I’d say the shops in Moy would call security if they saw her coming. She’s a thief
 
LurkingLuke said:
Clearing breastfeeding Reese was the only tie that kept her with them the past year. If he had of been willing to wean at 3 months when she tried to switch him to formula, she would have been at as many events, nights out, weekends away and holidays without them as she could.
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She sure got that reel edited and posted quickly, usually it’s 5-7 working days.
She’ll be at the opening of an envelope come winter, when Michael’s golf events are done.
Waiting on the question box/beg for the Christmas night out in Belfast…
 
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Happy Friday everyone Micheal and I took ourselves of to the Rabbit Hotel 🏨

No Denise, you didn’t take yourselves there, you got a PR invite and brought the chipmunk along for the ride!

Skin glowing apparently - brand tagged too.
What about the free treatments you get have they not left you glowing?
Your gifted face should be glowing like a readybreak ad at this rate.
 

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