Denise Curran #5 Ran the roads, spreading the pox, doesn’t care her ads are all flops

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Best of it is, those “jeeps” boot space is usually less than a car! Her reason for having to have it is utter nonsense!
It’s just a status symbol to her to drive a BMW. But the X5 version she has is notorious for giving bother, you couldn’t pay me to drive it.
like everything with Denise & MiCal it is style over substance, if they had done their research they would have known they were buying a bad model.

Also - noticed about how they planned the holiday & sorted night time flights etc. Is she forgetting that at the time MiCaAl had booked it all as a big surprise that she only found out about a few days before? 🤣
 
She has a house to pay for 🏡🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

Honestly what has she to offer for a day out?
 

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She has a house to pay for 🏡🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

Honestly what has she to offer for a day out?
Who the actual F would pay to attend a day of Denise talking utter shite?! The fact she is constantly plugging the subscription page tells us it is not doing as well as she’d hoped. She’s dropping breadcrumbs about her struggle to have Reece, you will find out all the deets if you cough up!

I can see it now…
It will begin with a breakfast of French Village sourdough, Lidl pesto, bacon and poached egg (made in a frying pan), with a side of Ballymasloe relish.
Yoga by Ita will have a sesh followed by a masterclass on fake tan application by the woman herself.
Michael will be on BBQ duty for lunch with 1/3 of a steak each, homemade coleslaw and whatever yellow label she has picked up on her way to the event.
You will then be treated to a fashion show sponsored by Shein Sylkie.
Goody bags will be filled with whatever BPerfect tat that wouldn’t sell along with Bellamianta and Voduz testers, and a free Denise Curran cup for all the mums to fill.
Don’t worry all is not lost as it will be an all you can drink event, so fill your boots at the bar!
 
Who the actual F would pay to attend a day of Denise talking utter shite?! The fact she is constantly plugging the subscription page tells us it is not doing as well as she’d hoped. She’s dropping breadcrumbs about her struggle to have Reece, you will find out all the deets if you cough up!

I can see it now…
It will begin with a breakfast of French Village sourdough, Lidl pesto, bacon and poached egg (made in a frying pan), with a side of Ballymasloe relish.
Yoga by Ita will have a sesh followed by a masterclass on fake tan application by the woman herself.
Michael will be on BBQ duty for lunch with 1/3 of a steak each, homemade coleslaw and whatever yellow label she has picked up on her way to the event.
You will then be treated to a fashion show sponsored by Shein Sylkie.
Goody bags will be filled with whatever BPerfect tat that wouldn’t sell along with Bellamianta and Voduz testers, and a free Denise Curran cup for all the mums to fill.
Don’t worry all is not lost as it will be an all you can drink event, so fill your boots at the bar!
Don’t forget about the ‘Crash’ to dump the children off
 
Jesus…anyone else want to report that their child got stung by a wasp and put yourself up for mother of the year award because they’re fine ‘thank god’ 😂
If you want to save your child from a wasp sting, just like Denise did, all the information you need will be on Mummy Matters. Just give Denise your hard earned money and she will happily pass on the information.
Alternatively just google it for yourself and the correctly researched, information is readily available for free from reputable experts. 😂
 
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