LurkingLuke
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Is she not working today again? What a song & dance about being back to work, I worked more for my keeping in touch days
If there was work in the bed, she would lie on the floor!Is she not working today again? What a song & dance about being back to work, I worked more for my keeping in touch days
She’ll just be back to get that pay and then work up whatever weeks she needs for another maternity next year I’d guess. Kids are probably in crèche today & they will be drinking wine in the garden all day in their absenceSouthern trust allow a phased return after maternity, over a 4 week period and on full pay
Southern trust allow a phased return after maternity, over a 4 week period and on full pay
Best of it is, those “jeeps” boot space is usually less than a car! Her reason for having to have it is utter nonsense!What a ridiculous story about the “Jeep”, all to have a fancy car rather than what is practical/economical.
Delighted it’s costing her money. The tight arse! Hope the engine blows in the next few weeksBest of it is, those “jeeps” boot space is usually less than a car! Her reason for having to have it is utter nonsense!
It’s just a status symbol to her to drive a BMW. But the X5 version she has is notorious for giving bother, you couldn’t pay me to drive it.Best of it is, those “jeeps” boot space is usually less than a car! Her reason for having to have it is utter nonsense!
And those mum events have been done to death.She has a house to pay for
Honestly what has she to offer for a day out?
Her eyebrows are an absolute state.And those mum events have been done to death.
And what’s with the dirty face on her. She’s a total cream cracker.
Who the actual F would pay to attend a day of Denise talking utter shite?! The fact she is constantly plugging the subscription page tells us it is not doing as well as she’d hoped. She’s dropping breadcrumbs about her struggle to have Reece, you will find out all the deets if you cough up!She has a house to pay for
Honestly what has she to offer for a day out?
Don’t forget about the ‘Crash’ to dump the children offWho the actual F would pay to attend a day of Denise talking utter shite?! The fact she is constantly plugging the subscription page tells us it is not doing as well as she’d hoped. She’s dropping breadcrumbs about her struggle to have Reece, you will find out all the deets if you cough up!
I can see it now…
It will begin with a breakfast of French Village sourdough, Lidl pesto, bacon and poached egg (made in a frying pan), with a side of Ballymasloe relish.
Yoga by Ita will have a sesh followed by a masterclass on fake tan application by the woman herself.
Michael will be on BBQ duty for lunch with 1/3 of a steak each, homemade coleslaw and whatever yellow label she has picked up on her way to the event.
You will then be treated to a fashion show sponsored bySheinSylkie.
Goody bags will be filled with whatever BPerfect tat that wouldn’t sell along with Bellamianta and Voduz testers, and a free Denise Curran cup for all the mums to fill.
Don’t worry all is not lost as it will be an all you can drink event, so fill your boots at the bar!
If you want to save your child from a wasp sting, just like Denise did, all the information you need will be on Mummy Matters. Just give Denise your hard earned money and she will happily pass on the information.Jesus…anyone else want to report that their child got stung by a wasp and put yourself up for mother of the year award because they’re fine ‘thank god’