What the hell I'll do a story based on what I know.
@pinecones this is for you. Christmas with Demi : Howay man , if you're new to my channel "Welcoooomme". I'm Demi like. Don't take meself to serious . I'm real. You might say to wuh amba Wright but that wan't me. That were my little brotha Brad he loves to talk about wuh braless videos. Same as any otha teenage boy really. I'm so relatable. Me and sean have just bought us selves a new house. It's a
tit hole, the dogs don't want to be here, but I need them for content so how and ever. I'll pass you over to sean now " hi. I'm Sean. I'm a laugh. I'm demi's fiancee. Hate social media , feel a right mug doing tik toks but I love demi so I'll pretend I'm comfortable on camera. " Wasn't he such a pro the way he did that. Anyway here are wuh pups, say hello to mammy and daddy guys *pups whimper and run away*. They love us. Here we have a
crappy mattress , I love it . It really adds to my assthetic. This is what ma mammy got me for Christmas. Some impulse spray I used to wear to the local disco. Mixed with my bo it gives the most sensual vibe *does her upside down creepy smile* the boys used to be fighting us off. Here is me and sean in Owa Christmas jammies. We look supa dupa cute. Sean "aye I love these. I love being on camera" *silently wants to shoot himself *. Anyway guys that's my Christmas day vlog. I hope you enjoyed *steps in dog
tit * Neva mind we will clean that up in the new year. The outro song comes on and Demi shows up her best moves. One of her knockers hits her in the face and gives her a black eye but howay we keep it real on this channel guys.