Deliciously Ella #4 Bland burgers and branding under CEO Matt, daily affirmations won’t change that

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I tried her 70% dark chocolate yesterday and it was atrocious and barely edible. Very hard with a strange aftertaste. Not sure if anyone would repeat purchase £3.20 for 70g of that disaster of a chocolate bar. Lindt 70% is cheaper, delicious and vegan with an ingredient list barely different to hers.
Yes their chocolates are so bad. I don’t know what on Earth went wrong with the production?! It has such a weird aftertaste
 
She’s still harking on about the “romantic” story of meeting Matt on her personal Instagram stories - 9 years ago today apparently!

Interesting to see he swooped in asking to use her name for making a snack bar right from the start… this was just a month or so after her first (popular) cookbook debuted as well. Matt clearly saw the 🤑

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She’s still harking on about the “romantic” story of meeting Matt on her personal Instagram stories - 9 years ago today apparently!

Interesting to see he swooped in asking to use her name for making a snack bar right from the start… this was just a month or so after her first (popular) cookbook debuted as well. Matt clearly saw the 🤑

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Any good lawyer would have seen this as a hostile take over wrapped in an engagement ring. Also this is even more scary because if they were already talking business then Ella is a lot more exposed / trapped. Matthew would at this point probably walk away with the business side of everything and Ella with the branding - Matthew would just rebrand everything and carry on, while Ella would end up being a burnt out pseudo celeb / Ali Express version of Gwyneth Palthrow.
 
She’s still harking on about the “romantic” story of meeting Matt on her personal Instagram stories - 9 years ago today apparently!

Interesting to see he swooped in asking to use her name for making a snack bar right from the start… this was just a month or so after her first (popular) cookbook debuted as well. Matt clearly saw the 🤑

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Isn’t this the first time that she has admitted that they were meeting for a “collaboration” initially??? Before she always said that they were set up on a blind date. Which still couls be true, but strange to go on a blind date with a potential business partner 🤔😂

This is so wild! Matt really got what he came for. He got a rich af wife and a large business to run in less than 1 year
 
Isn’t this the first time that she has admitted that they were meeting for a “collaboration” initially??? Before she always said that they were set up on a blind date. Which still couls be true, but strange to go on a blind date with a potential business partner 🤔😂

This is so wild! Matt really got what he came for. He got a rich af wife and a large business to run in less than 1 year

At the beginning she use to say they were meeting up to discuss his coconut water business that he wanted her to be a brand ambassador for. And then he moved in within a week. And obviously no red flags to see here…
 
At the beginning she use to say they were meeting up to discuss his coconut water business that he wanted her to be a brand ambassador for. And then he moved in within a week. And obviously no red flags to see here…
Can we also just stop to mention that Ella just got out of a long term relationship and Matt was with someone else/engaged when they first met?
 
Can we also just stop to mention that Ella just got out of a long term relationship and Matt was with someone else/engaged when they first met?

Look, when a coconut dream power couple collides nothing else in the solar system can compare. It’s cosmic. It’s meant to be. Nothing else matters and let’s be fair it all worked out for the best. Ella does seem to be just so incredibly happy and content with her life





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Probably not. Don't you know she runs a business and has 2 kids in daycare?? She barely has time for a vacation 15 times/year..have some respect.
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Jk ofc. But i seriously doubt she got her degree anyway.
15 vacations a year?? What are you talking about!?! Hard working Ella and Matt NEVER take vacation. They just ~~~ travel ~~~~. When they finally goes on vacation, it is the first they have taken in years!
 
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