Dating app icks #2 Turkey Teeth is also an ick

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No crime in unmatching someone if the chat is dead, but the fact he put it in his bio

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

No crime in unmatching someone if the chat is dead, but the fact he put it in his bio
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That's the least of it for me. He's also unemployed (but wants someone "successful" who "looks after themself" and has pronouns in his bio.

 

[really_whythough]

‘Gardening leave’ means fired I bet

 

[Jackie Brown]

‘Gardening leave’ means fired I bet

Yes, this was the translation for me. Told his services were no longer required with immediate effect!

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Someone who has “costa ” in their bio has liked me I don’t know why it’s cracked me up.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I don’t really know what to say about this

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He’s back with a new bio. Each bio is bleeping scary.

 

[capriallie]

He’s back with a new bio. Each bio is bleeping scary.
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This is just ridiculous word salad nonsense where he’s acknowledged he’s not a very good person. Surely no one will match with him?? Scary

 

[Serene Serena]

He’s back with a new bio. Each bio is bleeping scary.
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He's a 42yo loser and he wants someone to look after him. Poor man.

 

[really_whythough]

A whole MONTH of personal journey. It’s the finished article ladies! Form an orderly queue…

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

Jarrod strikes me as a scammer "on a peace keeping mission somewhere" shortly to have a medical emergency and need funds from you for him to fly to you and sprinkle rose petals all over your bed when you become his wife!

 

[bluefootedbooby]

He’s back with a new bio. Each bio is bleeping scary.
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He also gave himself an extra inch in height

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Oh my god. He’s back again. The breast implant expert

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

Is that a duck billed platypus up his sleeve?

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

Oh my god. He’s back again. The breast implant expert
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Oh good God. And now he's a singer? Some men are really sexy and talented singers but something tells me this guy isn't Howard Keel.

Sexually open minded, too. Form an orderly queue, busty ladies...

 

[really_whythough]

Is that a duck billed platypus up his sleeve?

… or is he just pleased to see you?!

 

[Serene Serena]

Oh good God. And now he's a singer? Some men are really sexy and talented singers but something tells me this guy isn't Howard Keel.

Sexually open minded, too. Form an orderly queue, busty ladies...

It’s okay girls, you go ahead of me, I’m really not bothered You can have my go on him.

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

It’s okay girls, you go ahead of me, I’m really not bothered You can have my go on him.

I'm busty. Don't leave me alone with him! He might sing at me!

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

You'll find it on YouTube but have a strong alcoholic drink before settling down to watch

I’ve got prime for a week for 99p I’m watching the documentary now

 

[stella_cat]

Liked this guys profile, so was willing to overlook cringe first message. Then I was tipsy on an Xmas night out when the second message came though, so I again overlooked it Then sober is like WTF buddy! I've not unmatched yet as I'm curious how many messages before he gives up

 

[Amoo]

^ He'd have lost me at 'your'.