Danny Dalimore #2 Will a kid mark the end of the show? Let me know in the comments below!

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Well now we know what Con does
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The non travel day views are quite something.
 
Maleficent50 said:
Insufferable screeching on slinky dog dash with a full screen close up of his moon faced screaming bleep face
He’s getting harder and harder to watch
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I've not even been on the ride yet I know it does not warrant that level of screaming! And considering the amount of times that fucker has been on it he should know every dip and turn

Imagine being sat on Runaway Railway in a car with that bleeping twit giving a tit running commentary, singing the incorrect lyrics, filming literally the whole ride and just being a complete moon faced bleep all the way through.....I'd be having a word with him after......or even during (like I did the guy with his phone torch on during Pirates!)
 
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Maleficent50 said:
I’ve been in it and it’s a kiddie coaster the bleeping MFC screeching is performative and he’s a total bellend 🤣
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He really is a MFC
The bloody thumbnail and title of the vlog is actually only a 2 minute rant at the end of the vlog where he thinks if rides are down during the day he thinks Dizerneeee should reimburse guests......how the duck is that going to work you twonk?
 
He always talks like he gets lots of interaction on his socials, but he really doesn't. I feel for the lad, as he wants to make it big, but Con obviously doesnt want to be on the vlogs, he doesn't want his kid to be in the vlogs, so basically it is just him.
We had to leave the parks - not because of the rain, because it was closing
The smallest room on DIsney - he didnt realise it was a one bed room, yet he talks like an expert.
We love seeing the planes - yet he realises that neither Con nor his child do and says so on the video.
Disney on a budget - next were going to Wilderness Lodge, one of the more expensive hotels.
On a budget - but signed up to DVC and never actually says the amount of the £££ he spent on it up front.
On a budget - travels outward on Premium and home first class - some budget.

I don't mind anyone going to Disney and having a great time, go on and do it, don't do all the bullshit around it on a budget, if you can afford it, crack on and have an amazing time.
 
So, last night I sat down with my gf and we watched his latest installment. She’d never seen him before, with me only exposing her to RixFlix who she found to be a well informed vlogger.

She’s never been to Disney World but wants to go, so really is the target audience. The takeaways from her comments

- he comes across as thick
- waffles on
- gives actually no relevant information to help someone plan a visit to park, as it’s more just his experience with reference to previous trips, rather than showcasing the park giving useful information.
- holding that fluffy cunting microphone when it has a clip to begin with, which is its bleeping purpose
 
Hammerstone said:
So, last night I sat down with my gf and we watched his latest installment. She’d never seen him before, with me only exposing her to RixFlix who she found to be a well informed vlogger.

She’s never been to Disney World but wants to go, so really is the target audience. The takeaways from her comments

- he comes across as thick
- waffles on
- gives actually no relevant information to help someone plan a visit to park, as it’s more just his experience with reference to previous trips, rather than showcasing the park giving useful information.
- holding that fluffy cunting microphone when it has a clip to begin with, which is its bleeping purpose
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She is spot on!

The referencing his previous 'serieses' is hysterical and holding that bleeping microphone! 🤦🏼‍♀️ We don't need it closer to his moon face while he's chomping on his food either!
 
Just saw the latest video which is basically him moaning he's been called out on jetting off to Orlando for "work", leaving his son behind. I do recall after the last trip he went away on he said that would be it...

Lets see how that work is going.

8 videos in, and about 25500 views in total. Thats an average of 3180 odd views per video. If you take out the travel day video, he averages 1700 views at best per video...Take a hint buddy
 
well hello there said:
When he says its a different style of vlog on this series... no it isn't it is shocking like the others.
That bloody microphone, so I can hear in my chomp on the amazing food.. It really is a tit show.
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It's probably worse than usual.

"I cancelled my flight by mistake", No you called dumb bleep, you called virgin to change it, so they did. I get he is of lower IQ than most of us, but the term Danny is "Rescheduled" and not cancelled. It's not a mistake either. The correct title would have been "I regret rescheduling my flight", but of course thats less dramatic for what limited views he would get.

He then stood in Disney laughing to himself how funny it was calling out Virgin to help.
 
The latest video from this bleep is unbearable. Filing his big moon faced bleep ugly mug talking with mouth fulls of food. Screaming like a witch on guardians and test track. Holding that stupid fluffy beaver Mike. Cackling like a lunatic on the phone to Virgin trying to say he didn’t change his flight or some bollocks. Every time I see his ugly face on the screen I want to slap him. The whole flight home early etc doesn’t ring true.

I bet that oodie thing stinks.
 
‘I’m looking for these orange Chinese chicken you don’t have them over here in the states’ you are in the states you moon faced idiot. I can’t deal with that microphone and how he holds it and the sound of him chewing. It’s disgusting.! Why does he hold the microphone all the time even when clipped to his T-shirt. He looks like he stinks and has swamp ass! Moaning about them girls running past ‘ruining his shot’ like he’s an exclusive Disney film maker. Perhaps it’s because he looks like an idiot with a massive camera. Imagine getting your ride photo back from guardians and you have that idiot holding a camera, his screaming too is ridiculous. He totally fucked up with the flight and it was his fault, I have no sympathy for him and nice he has £800 to spunk away. Maybe con told him to get home to his newly adopted son rather than hopping around Orlando
 
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